The human brain is so weird. This is the third night in a row that my brain has started writing it's own merthur fanfiction. Like it's a full on scenes from fanfiction I have never read before. Like tonight, it was cannon era, established relationship, implied mpreg. They had two kids and the oldest one was going through an angsty arc and merlin thinks it's because Arthur has been too busy as king to spend time with the kids. And when Merlin was going to confront him about it and it was leading into a smutty scene I woke up.

The night before that was about I don't really remember but I know there was a magic reveal at some point and you know that classic "I'm not angry because your a sorcerer, I'm angry you didn't trust me" trope. Then like knights were helping merthur get together because Arthur is missing Merlin. Some more dramatic stuff happened, but I can't remember.

And the first night my brain made fanfiction, I woke up and told my sibling my dream and they were impressed and asked, how long until my brain makes fanfiction on its own.

Well it was a modern au, CEO!Arthur and coffee barista! Merlin and merlin thinks that the guy in the suit is kinda hot but he's a bit of a prat and Arthur is trying to get Morgana to help him ask out the cute barista. Because everytime he tries to ask him out he ends up with a coffee/drink/food he doesn't want, and somehow ends up calling his crush an idiot.