#i literally did not realise Sausage was wearing the Assassin's Creed skin until i was 75% of the way finished with this edit MFNXJFJF | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

vulqan · 2 years

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i physically could not stop myself from clipping this moment it made me laugh so hard

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Sausage: um, both of you paid me, actually, to kill each other, um, so, uh, you're welcome?

Lizzie: ohhhh.

Sausage: mission accomplished!

Lizzie: yeah, that—that's a little awkward. that's terrible customer service from you! oh! (gasps) do i get one?

Sausage: and here, you can have his head!

Lizzie: (delighted gasp) well. uhh.

Joey: (laughs) seems like great minds think alike, Lizzie.

Lizzie: yes...indeed. i guess we both got what we wanted...from this exchange.

Joey: i guess...we did.

Lizzie: maybe we can call it a truce?

Joey: yeah, i don't see why there needs to be any animosity anymore.

Lizzie: wow, thank you so much, Assassin Sausage, for bringing us together!

Sausage: oh, there you go, thank you for using the Assassin's Guild! i'm also a therapist, thank you, goodbye!

Lizzie & Joey: (laugh)

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