...Meg

Henny ranks Eurovision 2023 - before the show

i’m kinda late with this this year, i admit. reasons? I guess I can say i’ve been busy, but it’s not all, truth is i’m not that engaged about this year actually... of course there are songs i love, but it’s not a year where i struggle to make a top 10 you know? anyway. enough negativity. let’s take a look, shall we? oh and please not that the songs are not in a certain order within each category.

category: can’t we have two winners please?

Sweden - yeah i’m in my patriotic era again. this is euphoria chapter two, in a good way, and it’d be so cool if she won purely from a statistic point of view... howEVER........ 

Finland - wouldn’t it just be great with a winner that was... a little rough around the edges? dirty, gritty, would scare your grandma only to later make her nod and say it’s quite a bop afterall? and it’d be the proper reward for finland who has brought their absolut a-game to their national final for the past few years - even though they’ve in my opinion picked the wrong winner from it. until this year that is. yeah, i think i’d like that.

category: added to my playlist and played frequently

Norway - mgp really stepped up their game as well this year and sometimes i even question if queen of kings is my winner from it (there’s tresko, ekko inni meg, love you in a dream etc etc) but my god it just goes so hard doesn’t it? although WHEN are they putting the version with the intro on spotify?? WHEN!!

Slovenia - you know sometimes i forget carpe diem is a eurovision entry because it just sounds like something i’d hear from an average band in my library?? idk how else to describe it. i just love it. and i love THEM. bojan’s charisma is.... sigh

Austria - it bops and it’s so CLEVER i love it

Serbia - hello??? i’m obsessed

Portugal - as soon as the beat kicked in on my first listen i was hooked. it’s flawless. and it’s the first portugese entry i’ve been really engaged in since.... uh... i started watching?? obviously i’ve liked entries from them but i haven’t really cared. this time i do.

Czechia - go ladies go!! i really hope this will be as epic on stage as in the mv. please please please

Malta - this is a sort of recent obsession, i didn’t really get it right after the nf, so we’ll see how long this lasts but i’m always having fun listening to it

category: also in my playlist but not as frequent

Estonia - it’s beautiful! but maybe not so original. my winner of eesti laul was meelik /:

Switzerland - i actually don’t mind the lyrics and i love the chord intervals in the chorus

Croatia - chaotic fun. and sticks to your brain like glue. mamaaaa kupila traktora... SC!

United Kingdom - this song was like a bubble gum. lovely and fun the first few listens but i got tired of it kinda quickly, sadly

category: i can recognize the talent here but i guess it’s just not for me?

Latvia - i’ve seen so many people hyping this and everytime i listen it’s like yeah this is good! and then i don’t feel the urge to listen again

Spain - yeah the performance was captivating but... that’s where it ends for me

Italy - it’s nothing Wrong with the song itself but it didn’t grab me and i had so many other options from sanremo i’d rather see here than Another Male Italian Ballad and this time by a returning artist on top of it so uhhhh yeah

France - i’ve listened to la zarra before the contest so i had some hopes for her and they were not fulfilled )): i like the disco beat and the last chorus - because that’s when everything finally reaches a fullness it should have reached WAY earlier in the song. do you feel me?

Moldova - you know i think i just need a few more listens to this and i’ll get around to it

Ukraine - don’t have much to say about it but it’s alright!

Georgia - this is that kind of song that you only hear in eurovision but when you do you absolutely love it and she does have very impressive vocals, i gotta say

category: they’re fine i guess/i don’t care!!!!!!/no that’s definitely not for me

Belgium - song is kinda catchy i’m ngl. but i cannnnnNOT cope with his styling.

Azerbaijan - it’s cute! that’s about it

Albania - i’ve listened to this exactly once and it was alright but nothing core shaking you know?

Netherlands - this one i think is alright everytime i hear it and then i immediately forget how it goes after it’s done. i couldn’t sing it back to you know matter how i tried honestly

Denmark - yeah it’s fine

Cyprus - i don’t caaaare i don’t care it’s alright but i don’t caaare

Lithuania - ehhhhh why couldn’t we have had beatrich instead ):

Germany - i guess i see why people like it but yeah no this is Not my thing at all

Australia - same with this

Armenia - this could go in the other category above here but.. i don’t like it enough actually

Iceland - yeah no. i don’t get it

Greece - for the love of god couldn’t someone have paired him up with an experienced songwriter and/or producer here because there are many great ideas but they just sound like a mess? it sounds so unfinished?? and i think i really would’ve liked this if it just sounded more... polished. worked on.

Israel - again a mess of a song with too many ideas in it and a very weird build. can’t get around to it

category: good god no

Ireland - someone asked an ai to write the most generic song ever and this is what we got

Romania - dude. bro. no.

Poland - this could’ve been a very basic but somewhat ok entry had there just not been the whole story with how it was picked and what kind of person she is

San Marino - this song feels like a threat. and WHAT is with the singer’s posture?? STAND UP STRAIGHT jesus christ

and there we have it! how much do we agree?

If Jane and Abby had kin lists what characters would be on them and why

Idk why this thought just popped in my head-

oh boy uh uhhhh

Jane:

Eleven - Stranger Things

Nebula - Marvel

Wanda - Marvel

Bucky - Marvel

Chell - Portal

Anakin - Star Wars

Those were all I could think of for her, really. El, Bucky, Wanda, and Chell all touch on her being in captivity most of her life. Repressed by a corrupt organization that wants to use her as a weapon above all else. Nebula she relates to the rage and the physical abuse she was put through by people who presented themselves as "family" to her. And Anakin is because of the "you were meant for greatness" mentality that is instilled in her, placing a shit ton of responsibility on her shoulders that she has no idea what to do with and also just hurts her more than helps.

Abby:

Princess Peach - Nintendo

Mabel - Gravity Falls

Sidney - Scream

Amity - The Owl House

Carrie - Carrie

Beverly - IT

Padme - Star Wars

Robin - Stranger Things

Meg - Hercules

Victor - Corpse Bride

Ellie - The Last of Us (specifically the show)

Amity and Robin come from the repressed lesbianism. Yeah. Amity also plays into the abusive parents/childhood which also goes with Carrie and Beverly. Mabel is her fun light-hearted outlook on most of the world. She really likes to ignore the negatives. When she can. And it gets her hurt sometimes. Also she's a hopeless romantic, utterly hopeless. Sidney is her awkwardness and lack of ability to speak up for herself (at first). She gets dragged into doing "cool" things because she doesn't wanna look uncool to everyone around her. Meg is the "stop fucking controlling me or im going to explode you with my mind" part. She hates being seen as a damsel in distress, even when she views herself as one a lot of the time. Ellie is mostly there for her attachment to Waylon and how he helps her find a good idea of family again. Padme is her "i can fix her" mentality with Jane- And uhhhhhh Peach and Victor are kinda there for the funny but they are like. actually there.

yeah uh. those are my girlies fr <3

So I happened to have discovered this account by pure accident and I hope I do not come off as rude for asking what I'm about to ask. How does 'reality shifting' work and if it isn't too much of a personal question: why lois?

It isn't rude at all !! Reality shifting is what it sounds like- shifting realities, (some believe) there are a lot more realities than just our present reality. Peter once described it as like taking your mental and physical form from point A to point B. I begin using practices FROM meditation, but reality shifting is not meditation or dreaming, if you're doing either of these you're doing it wrong. There's a lot of different methods people use (my partner @peter-mcgill has written a few guides!!); Some people listen to YouTube videos and repeat affirmations, but i script my dr (desired reality) usually, me and @peter-mcgill attempt to shift to the same Spooner Street script and raise our Family Stewie, Chris, And Meg together 😍 Though peter has been wanting to shift to Bob's Burgers more which i haven't been successfully able to do. Probably because of the negative thoughts I get when I think about him wanting to go to Bob's Burgers instead of Family Guy, and thats a good tie-in to your second question. Kinning is complicated. I didn't choose Lois, You just go through your entire life with these memories and as you grow older you realize. As children my brother Jonas and I would LOVE Family Guy and we'd always play it, act out episodes and stuff. We would seriously watch family guy like every day, and when we played it went without saying He was my peter and I was his Lois. We never really picked our roles, it just happens naturally. Sometime's I'd be Stewie or Brian, we would fight over those sometimes but like never with Peter and Lois. Though i don't really know if Jonas kinned peter, I didn't really have a name for what I was experiencing until i was reintroduced to technology and found out about kinning. our dad f/cking hated when we would watch "Dirty Cartoons" and such so for a while we lived off the grid so we could be cleaned, we had to wash our feet in the creek. We'd just kinda talk about the episodes at first since we thought it was a normal camping trip but after like a week we realized this was our ""forever life"" (clearly not since im typing this out now), but we weren't allowed to talk about family guy or any Fox cartoons, my dad also hated SpongeBob so honestly i've never even seen an episode of it in full. But back to what I was saying; We weren't allowed to even talk abt fg anymore so we would act it out and I would be Lois and Jonas would be Peter, we used to walk about a mile or so out to this ditch we found our ""spot"" of sorts, and thats when i realized I had most of my Kin Memories. My earliest Kin Memory was Giving birth to Stewie, but my earliest memory that isn't fuzzy (probably because of literally giving birth) is Stewie's Birthday, from Season 1 Episode 3, I remember watching it and just feeling this deja vu' almost sort of clarity, that's the best way to explain it. You just know with kin memories??? I remember the emotions precisely, I was so mad at Peter for not reserving the restaurant that he PROMISED to get reserved, It's actually the same type of anger I feel when Peter flakes on our plans, or wants to shift to BB instead of FG. That's what I'm talking about with the "deja vu clarity", idk if anyone else knows what i mean by that.

all my kins rate them blease

oh christ here we fuckin go. this is damn long

Omega/Omalley

Blessed!! a Fool. this answer is entirely biased by Frank

MR/Omalley

a lot of us wanna say cursed but then theres ren, banging his lil hands on the table and yelling blessed,

Vagabond/Ryan

he... hasn’t tried to kill anyone here I think. so Blessed. a Cool Dude

Church/Alpha

Blessed! Eddie gives him a thumbs up

Tex/Allison

BLESSED AS HELL

Rehab/Omalley

he’s.... a lil spook. but Ren and frank like him so Blessed

Grif

BLESSED. A GOOD GUY. I’d share my donuts with him if I had any. I feel like he likes donuts

Omalley/Megs

I....... dont know? have I ever even interacted with him??? what????? undecided

Ed

Ling says Blessed. a good smol boy

Greed

LING SCREECHES BLESSED

The Mad King

I still have no idea why South likes him. but we can all agree Cursed tbh he’s a Spook

Dave Strider

Blessed! look at those shades

Mal/Meg

BLESSED AS HECK I LOVE HIMN

The King of Despair

I... have talked to him Twice maybe. but I know he was tryign to steal someones eyes so Cursed

Nevane

I think we can all agree cursed? but Devon likes him!!! fallen gotta stick together ESPECIALLY when we’re chaotic fuckers

Farz

an ok dude! reminds me a lot of Ed. I’ll give him a Blessed

David

I wanna say cursed just because god damn he just can’t get a moments rest can he

Johnny/Hoss

Idk the dude!!! Undecided. I saw a fanart of him once tho he looks Very Cute

Mary

Undecided too. leaning a bit more towards cursed tho cause IB kinda creeped me out alltogether

Marty

Blessed!! what a good kid. I’ll buy him a sub