#i have opinions but i'm not dying on any hill anymore because frankly that guy is a bunch of pixels
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AA girlies want to choke on Astarion's dick and get slapped around by him because that's true love.
Spawn girlies want to wrap him in 7 layers of bubble wrap so he doesn't hurt himself thinking too hard.
Cool girlies flush him down the toilet and watch him swirl around in the bowl because he's finally where he belongs.
#yes i have opinions like any person but at this point i can't be fucked to articulate them anymore#i have opinions but i'm not dying on any hill anymore because frankly that guy is a bunch of pixels#and i'm tired of pretending he's important#if i wanna take a metaphorical piss on him then i will#cuz that's what fandom and fic is for#and if you have problems with people's fic you don't bully them or let them know you take that shit to your private chats and discords#and clown on them in the privacy of your own home where it won't reach them#*continues to write my tav/astarion fic*#bg3#astarion discourse#astarion#followers don't worry i'm just goofing<3 you know me i'm a real goofball
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