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thepavementsings · 1 year

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Sorry for the most niche post of all posts but F1 drivers as Wonderland staff:

Pierre: Entrance Booth Worker. literally wanders around all the time. puts an out of order sign on the front of his queue half his shift rides all the rides on his 346345 minute “breaks”. only hasn’t been fired because he convinces all the PTA MILFs to buy 8 million memberships for their classes and he has highest group sales every month.

Charles: Taxi Jam ride operator. Helps measure all the babies to see if they are tall enough to ride the rides. Pretends he doesn’t notice when the extra little ones stand on their tiptoes to reach.

Yuki: Funnel Cake Stand cook. The line is always an hour long to get one. But you will still wait every time.

Carlos: hot lifeguard #1 that all the middle school girls pretend to drown in front of.

Lando: the lifeguard trainee who gets tonsillitis the second he steps into the whirlpool. his mom thought a summer job would "build character" and now his his dad might sue.

Daniel: Tiny Tims donut shop cashier. If you slip him a fiver he will jump scare your friends at the exit of the haunted house at Halloween Haunt. Tag him on the instagram stories.

Max: vigilantly mans the lost & found in the kids zone

Sergio: customer service rep that has to deal with all the complaints filed by parents who get shouted at by Max for leaving their kid alone in the bouncy castle in the kids zone.

Lewis: too good to work at Wonderland. He’s the cool milf who brings his kids once a week. They have the Ultra Express Entrance Line Skip Pass and Pierre tries to convince Yuki to put vegan whipped cream on the menu for him.

#Wonderland the amusement park IYKYK #i found this in me n Mar's DMs and i need it here forevere #the piarles storyline here is chefs kiss. anyways #the grid as #well some of them

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