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@jcyfulmess S A I D : “ Ship meme for french leather then hehe ”

General:

How long will they last? - better be forever, neither of them can take more heartbreak.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - in our verse it was derived from tragedy so awhile.

How was their first kiss? - scary, guilty, and comforting.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - if it were to happen i could see it being sarah.

Who is the best man/men? - it dont think it would be a formal event? like they would just go to the courthouse and do like a party after.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - see above ^

Who did the most planning? - alison.

Who stressed the most? - probably delphine externally versus sarah screaming internally.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - anyone not in their immediate famjam

Sex:

Who is on top? - they probably fight over this a lot, but i could see sarah winning most of the time.

Who is the one to instigate things? - either one, sarah is a bit more forward though.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - depends on the day, but they can go for a few rounds for sure. sarah can handle more though.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - usually, but someone might tap out sooner.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - ...this wouldn’t work like that.

How many children will they adopt? - sarah already has kira so probably none???

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - n/a

Who is the stricter parent? - sarah definitely.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - delphine

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - ...definitely delphine

Who is the more loved parent? - i would say equally

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? delphine plays nicely with the other parents. sarah not so much.

Who cried the most at graduation? - sarah but she won’t admit it

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - they both would.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - delphine, sarah can’t cook for shite.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - i would say neither are picky, delphine has a more refined palate though.

Who does the grocery shopping? - delphine makes a list for sarah to follow lmao

How often do they bake desserts? - whenever there’s time or for a special occasion.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - pretty balanced, sarah definitely likes meat more than veggies though.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - delphine for sure, sarah sucks at remembering things.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - sarah, she likes to show off her pretty lady.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - sarah 100%.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - sarah usually, delphine works more.

Who is really against chores? - neither, though sarah takes breaks while doing chores more than she should.

Who cleans up after the pets? - probably ends up being delphine

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - sarah, but she doesn't do it.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - probably delphine.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - sarah. and it was a small victory.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - sarah doesn’t care for baths, but she’ll take longer showers.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - delphine takes him out in the mornings, sarah in the evenings.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they try and make it a family thing for all the holidays.

What are their goals for the relationship? - to just be themselves, co-existing and being there for each other. to just be happy.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - sarah absolutely.

Who plays the most pranks? -sarah likes to mess with delphine usually with the help of kira or kira’s cousins.

#that was fun!!!#this is all just hc so idk if all of it makes sense #( french leather. )#jcyfulmess #( french leather: hc. )

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