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andromedasummer · 2 years

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okay im gonna share my thoughts on lockwood and co now im relistening/rereading as an adult okay (never read the last book tho)

Im on book 2 and i have got to say

1. i understand why supervisors are needed holy shit 14 yr old me like"adults get in the way >:(((" fuck no these kids are 8-17 going up against violent and malevolent things that can kill with a single touch and your brains are NOT developed enough to be able to fully competently cope with that stuff holy shit

2. holy shit i forgot lockwood and lucy and george just all live together without anyone else. literally a house full of teenagers and they just stay up throughout the night after ghost hunts and eat junk food and ruin their sleep schedules and risk their lives. its giving me anxiety.

3. i think right now lucy and george have more chemistry than lockwood and lucy. i am not joking. theyre more open with each other and freer to speak their minds. but also the amount they fight makes them completely incompatible at the same time.

4. i love lucy but her "not like other girls" phase in the first few books actively causes me psychic damage. every single woman or girl introduced she immediately tears down or belittles and its clearly from self-doubt and self-esteem issues. its written completely accurately and is resolved later on as i remember thank GOD.

5. (Related) i dont think i'll be able to cope with holly arriving in the next book. even at like 14/15 i KNEW she was doing and had done nothing wrong and lucy was taking out her insecurities on her and honest to god its gonna be more uncomfortable now that im more familiar with racial politics and issues considering she the first canonical black character in the series and lucy is white. literally trying to do her job and exist.

6. ned shaw could literally not die quicker i want to throw hands with this 15(?) yr old and im literally less than a few chapters and another book away from him never showing up again. i cant remember if he becomes likeable but theres so little time left. i guess the shame in his death is he lost the chance to become a less shitty person.

7. god i still love kipps though. tied favourite character with george theyre both so shitty and snarky. honestly take away lucy's issues with All Other Females On Planet and she'd be up there too shes very fun at times.

8. seriously tho kipps is fantastic. wears expensive cologne and bedazzles his rapier. acts snarky and cold and aloof to seem cool and refined but hes a total fucking loser in the realest sense. washed up talent, insecurities about his position and purpose in the world. classic 20s issues i see you king. i assign you bisexual. highest regard i give to only my most favourite of characters god bles.

9. i forgot how funny the skull is

#lockwood and co

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if-the-crown-fits-translate-it · 3 years

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Discord pt 35

[Date: 22/2, 06.25 AM - 06.51 AM GMT]

fetch: “... ... ... ... ...”

[There are three more “...” between other messages]

fetch: “...

uh”

fetch: “what happened”

fetch: “where am i.

where is.”

Chat: “:)”

fetch: “whats.”

[There are multiple “Fetch?”s]

fetch: “yeah? its fetch?”

Chat: “:)”

[People react to Fetch being back]

fetch: “what?”

Chat: “:)”

fetch: “where the fuck am i?”

fetch: “jesus fucking christ my head is pounding”

fetch: “what the fuck is this nosebleed oh my god”

fetch: “guys what HAPPENED.”

fetch: “wh????”

Mothbo: “Fetch, you need to take off the crown now listen we have very short time. You got brainwashed by Crown and he too Maxwell and Chat. Get the crowns off as soon as possible”

Library/Ren: “MIND WIPE”

Captain Corvid: “fetch, you need to take it off”

Chat: :)

fetch: crown what crown? im literally not wearing a crown

fetch: “knight?”

[Everyone explains how they were called “Knight”, and brainwashed by Crown]

fetch: “what?? I. literally don’t rememwber anything.”

fetch: “jesus fucking christ my head. feels like someone salad tossed my god damn brain”

[Library/Ren: “fetch do you have your tail now?”]

fetch: “my tail? yeah of course. its just super fucking stiff and achy. someone thought it would be funny if they bound it in a way that I can’t fucking move it. asshole.”

[Little-K1ng: “oh im so glad to see you”]

fetch: “glad to see you too buddy <3

wait.

WHY ARE MY EARS BLUE

WHAT THE FUCK.”

fetch: “WHAT AM I WEARING”

fetch: “JESUS CHRIST I LOOK LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOLBOY”

[People explain who Crown dyed their ears, and how other weird things are just from getting brainwashed]

fetch: “brainwashed??? but I. I don’t remember.”

fetch: “the last thing I remember is... talking to crown.

about... something.”

[Captain Corvid: “fetch, opinion on horses?”]

fetch: “horses? they’re cool i guess? I had a horse phase in 5th grade lol

my. my fucking ears are blue I can’t hide them like what the fuck

what about the doc

is the doc okay”

fetch: “did crown delete it again i need ti”

fetch: “... ‘fetch is mine’?”

fetch: “what”

[fetch: “... ‘fetch is mine’?”]

jayyyyyyyy: “where was this said?”

fetch: “its at the top of the doc

crown’s typing style”

fetch: “was i. did he seriously make me one of his court.”

fetch: “whats all this pink writing in the doc

who’s pink”

[They tell fetch that it’s his/knight’s]

fetch: “what did I MISS”

Little-K1ng: “im just so happy i cant.. thats my FRIEND”

fetch: “happy to see you too :]”

fetch: “okay okay give me a sec I need to

let me look at the doc”

fetch: “christ this nosebleed. its all over my god damn shirt”

fetch: “th. this knight dude. that was me? or. crown puppeting me around?”

fetch: “and the tumblr. im not supposed to be free.”

[arc: “you really weren’t yourself”]

fetch: “i mean ‘knight’ had one thing right i really do love waffle fries and dinosaur nuggies haha”

jayyyyyyyy: “please we gotta see the screenshots of your dms this is like our LITERAL only chance”

fetch: “I can’t show you the dms.”

fetch: “I talked to crown privately. its staying that way”

[Captain Corvid: “was the chess thing correct?”]

fetch: “in the doc? yeah chess always confused me. Checkers did just as much.”

fetch: “look obviously something influenced me to talk to crown. yall know I wouldn’t willingly talk to him.”

[Little-K1ng: “yy ou l ove them so mcuh !!! and im going to make some ffor yo u!! to celebr ra te !! :' DD”]

fetch: “dude yes. sleepover Very Soon :D”

fetch: “i dont remember anything. prior to talking to crown i don’t remember.”

[arc: “our steadfast keeper of the doc, gone. that scared me.”]

fetch: “don’t worry. the watchdog is back. and it’s gonna be a long day before he goes back inside.”

[Little-K1ng: “i gotta breathe i gotta,, chill im fine im okay he s here hes okay now its allright its okay its fine crown cant ddo ths he cant this isnt a joke i can relax i c”]

fetch: “its okay mona :] just sit back and drink a water”

lynn: “I think crown will try to take fetch back from us”

fetch: “I dont doubt it”

[People express concern]

fetch: “look i’ll take every precaution i can. and stick to doing what i do best.”

fetch: “but. if crown got to me once. and made me a member of his twisted court. I. I don’t know. it could happen again.”

fetch: “g o d I f uc kign

s orr y”

fetch: “b lood on my s c re een

s t upid no s e ble ed”

fetch: “ow my fucking tail. who bound it like that it can’t move when it’s like that.”

fetch: “my fucking ears how am I gonna hide them now.”

fetch: “the thing is my hair is a very distinct shade of red. this shade doesn’t just come in a bottle.”

fetch: “okay yeah my best bet is gonna be washing it out.”

fetch: “mona i hope you don’t mind me using some of your drinking vinegar to get this out haha :]”

little king: “it'll smell good to me!!! i like vinegar and its all gonna smell like friend no matter what!!!! and also... wet dog.... but thats !!!!!!!!! good~!!!! i dont mind at all i dont :'))))”

fetch: “hehe :]”

[Continued in pt 36]

#on:discord #if the crown fits #by:fetch

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xhappylovesickx · 3 years

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Chapter 3.) Same Mistake Twice

In 2019 alone I made $300,000. In 2021 my former flame from Texas told me that in her opinion she didn't think I was "financially stable" enough 2 date her. I am so grateful 2 God 4 showing me how jumped up her own ass that girl's head was. Before I traded my California Dreamin' shoes in for a game of Texas Hold Em'. With my heart & my livelihood being played with instead of the actual cards. I have a problem with letting people who don't respect me & got me fucked up into my life. My sister Annie & my Mother Betty have shit on me and abused me so much in my life that I couldn't tell the difference. Until recently. I 86'd my Sister, Greg my longest living best friend. Tatted on me even. Because people think because I love them they can shit on me & that I will always be around. And they are just simply incorrect. My love is unconditional yes & it doesn't cost a thing like that J Lo song said. But I have rules, boundaries & standards. Once you fuckin' cross that line with me you're dead 2 me. I will fucking shut that shit down faster than the health department shut down indoor dining during this God forsaken scamdemic. To think I almost moved 2 Texas & married that person. Had children with them. After how.many times that fuckin bitch ruined our relationship. We would have been married with kids by now if she would have just been loyal & loving and consistent. & just not been a fucking bitch. But she was & she ruined it. I am so blessed by God 2 not have moved 2 Texas 4 that. 2 not have kids with that. I wanna be with a kind and loving sweet girl that is compassionate & submissive. But aggressive & can take the lead from me passionately in the bedroom. I came close in my last relationship. But I got ultimatem'd 2 relocate & judging by the 30 texts in the last 2 days I think she regrets it. Once you fuck it up with me its gone now. Im 33. Im still young & fun but im wiser 2 the love game now & I refuse 2 get played by these women that have a lack of respect & love 4 me. Especially when I put so much in. I wish I had a girl in my life who was as good at loving me as I am @ loving her. I am a really good lover. 90% of my exes come back 2 me in some way or another. I actually cant stand that & wish they would just let go of me , but when you love some1 truly madly deeply like that & they fuck it off a lot of the times after the dating world which is chaotic & shallow eats them up & spits them back out. They remember you. & they miss that acceptance, that outgoing genuine passion you had 4 the way you loved them. That ship was sunk before it even set sail. They'll find every other shipwreck in the sea before they find our little love boat; capsized that crashed & burned like a meteor shower. I could have been that mistake. It's 1 thing 2 make the same mistake twice. It is another thing 2 make it all of your life. Luckily 4 me. Although im not married like I want 2 be. I am lucky that I am not married 2 one of my exes. Or the Father of their children. No Strings Attached is not just an N'SYNC record. I see my friends & fam engulfed by the wildfires of negativity & the toxic waste of a bond they try 2 sell on Social Media as a relationship like its a fucking used car lot. It's bullshit Its drama. Its painful 2 even bear witness 2. One of my worst nightmares. Being unfulfilled. I just am so grateful that I dont have 2 be a star in that movie. I dont have 2 allow any human being 2 fuck my world up. And I wont. And I dont. Which is empowering 2 me. I cut all my fuckin haters off. Some of them were fucking blood related 2 me. But now I look @ my reflection in the mirror every night 100% fulfilled in the presence of God. I don't wanna be with some demanding cunt who doesn't know how 2 love me right & is self centered. I wanna be with a kind, calm & loving person who is genuine & loyal. Some sweet lil Sumthin' that loves me 2 the moon & back without all the bullshit & with the clever chemistry. Although I may be Single. I am so grateful 2 God that I didn't get lost in the beautiful disasters that would have consumed me as a

person & destroyed me as a lover....

All of my exes, every single last 1 would have done this. I realize that it was my tolerant nature & my kind hearted lovingness that led me 2 let these women walk on me throughout various stages of my love life. These lil lessons i have learned are paramount & monumental 2 my maturity & capability as a lover. Im not the new kid on the block anymore I have been around the block now; Lord knows - how many times. I am finally ready 2 have a wife. I know what I want & don't want. Once we are done we are done. No more BS. It's 1 thing 2 make the same mistake twice, another thing 2 make that shit all of your life. I refuse 2 be in some turbulent, self serving, one sided ass excuse 4 a relationship. And that's one of the biggest reasons I've never been happily married or miserably divorced. No baby mama drama. No child support. I may not be with my match just yet but at least im not wasting my love & my life on someone who doesn't deserve 2 have a guy as loyal, loving & sweet as me. I am ble$$ed beyond belief 4 this. And I thank God 4 it everyday!

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