#i diagnosed and researched solutions for every fucking condition george has since i was 10 | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bitter-sweet-coffee · 2 years

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they should let me into vet school because i know how to give a dog a c-section and drain + bandage a burst skin tag. and my lack of disgust for animal innards both physically and visually since i have touched everything from cow pussy to crusty white dogs and was raised on surgery videos, virtual labs, and documentaries. and wayy fucking more not to mention SPENDING HOURS AT THE LIBRARY IN PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHING MYSELF BIOCHEM FOR FUCK'S SAKE AND ABUSING MY FREE-DATABASE PRIVILEGES TO READ EVERY STUDY I CAN GET MY GRIMY FINGERS ON!!! who the FUCK cares if i never did math in highschool!!! the parabola isn't relevant she peaked in grade 11 🙄 like girl, move on

#bsc shitposts #also an elite pun #but no fr #i didn't volunteer with vet tech stuff and be george's literal saviour to cop out of med school because i didn't like math anymore #like I'VE DONE MORE FOR MY DOG AND OTHER PEOPLE'S ANIMALS THAN THEIR FUCKING VETS #i diagnosed and researched solutions for every fucking condition george has since i was 10 #knock on wood there's a fucking reason people think he's a puppy still #sending them my resume deadass 🙄

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