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'Who are you meant to be?' Poppy asks, obvious confusion on her face as she scrunches her eyebrows together.

'Brad Bakshi from Monetization. Obviously.'

'No, like, who though? It's a costume party.' Poppy gives Brad another once over, blinking in utter deep confusion.

'Why do I need a costume? Pops, I'm a literal fucking vampire. What, you want me to wear a cape and hiss at you?' says Brad, waving one of his hands dismissively whilst the other chews on a candy eyeball.

'OHHHH... YEAH! YOU'RE A VAMPIRE! Sorry, I just, totally forgot ahaaa... Could you show your fangs again?'

Brad rolls his eyes. How clueless can his work partners be to forget he's a supernatural being? Might as well give them a show to remind them.

'Fine.' he huffs, before leaning down closer and giving Poppy the ugliest shit eating smirk he can, allowing her to watch as his canines elongate in front of her, watching as the daggers graze against the tongue that runs over them.

She let's out a gasp and pushes her glasses back up her nose.

'Happy now?' he drawls out, 'I need to go eat you know.'

'Eat as in, like, a human?' She inquires.

'No, a pig. Yes a human! All this talking is making me thirsty.' he mumbles before sulking back to his office to grab a bloodbag from the mini fridge he keeps under his desk.

#brad bakshi #brad bakshi drabble #vampire!brad bakshi #mythic quest #this is so random and kinda shit and i didnt end it on like a satisfactory note #it just - ends #i might contine or write more for vampire!brad bc i love him #vampire!brad please bite me #S3 SO SOOOOON!!!!#ALSO #i am SOOO SORRY for adding the pig line it just came naturally and then a second later i realised but...#SOREY </3

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