#i always just wind up pretending the person was actually channeling dicks insecurities like | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

cleromancy · 4 months

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dick stans who feel threatened by like. literally any other dc character than bruce are so goofy like... you dont need to. i promise you dont need to. youre biting your nails anxious defensive staring at the 2nd-3rd horses lagging halfway down the track in a race your guy's *already won*. like please be serious

#''like sure my guy has more merch appearances history adaptations and is overall treated by canon with more consistency and respect''#''but what if the 40 year head start vanished overnight bc everyone started liking the other guy more''#i dont think you gotta worry about that man.#and my condolences about the ric arc bruce stealing his robin tts everything etc but it could b worse:#ur fav could be practically any other dc character.#however. its also pretty funny of me to say this as a jason todd guy who was originally a dick grayson guy so #maybe you should feel threatened actually 🤷#anyway dickie ilu im kissimg your little forehead. dont listen to ur stans all ur friends and family love u #i always just wind up pretending the person was actually channeling dicks insecurities like #😱😱 what if donna DID start loving jason more what if tim DID replace me what if roy HATES ME now bc jason was telling him LIES #and then whatever annoying thing i saw circles back around to being funny.#like even in the cases of roy and tim briefly liking jason more in canon that. is already getting phased out and also at least for *roy* if+#that makes you madder than any of the other ways his character got slamdunked in the trash i dont wanna fuckin hear it from u

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