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astrocrafter · 5 years

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bangs table hello every1 it’s time for the hermianite au again :^)

this post got a little long SO under the cut it goes

-TEAM ZIT i don’t have a lot but they r like. the IDEAL 4 friendships between the big 3. everyone expected tango (dianite) and impulse (mianite) to be super competitive and snappy @ each other while zed (ianite) is super stressed trying to keep them from sniping @ each other a lot but NOPE. they all have fun and they work together v well!

-cleo has always been a dianite follower BUT she used to be an elf. and then one day she died. her friends (joe and keralis mainly i’m thinking) were having none of this and they went and petitioned ALL THREE gods to get her back. technically bringing someone back from the dead is supposed to be uhhh impossible but cleo is tenacious as all get out and so a combination of her soul refusing to leave her body + the gods powers + her friends help brought her back! now she’s unkillable.

-iskall probably became a dianite follower by accident but actually it worked out fine, he has a blast causing chaos with his buds. super lowkey on the belief part of alla that tho and has def had conversations with dianite like they r just chill bros. also he and grian............... menaces.

-BIFFA..........i think abt his headhunt and what the gods would think abt it all the time. the gods r not so hot on straight senseless murder BUT biffa did format his murder spree like a formal invitation. it had puzzles and warnings and duels and all that, so while mianite and ianite were probably like “.............hm.” on it i think dianite would’ve been on board. murdering half the server for ur musuem: a dianite endorsed pastime

-the other side of that coin is that we tweak the rules a bit and say biffa DID just go ham and murder half the server in the span of a week. if that’s the case then all the gods would’ve taken Big Issue with that. maybe they task their champions to go and stop this murder robot. remember that time 5 hermits fought biffa all at once in season 3? yeah.

-of the mianitees i feel like jordan and tom definitely get their heads stolen, but tucker and sonja def aren’t off the table LOL

-xisuma is like. p high ranking compared to most mianite followers. idk how to translate his admin abilities but he’s got More Powers than ur average follower. this is definitely part of what starts to drive him and ex apart.

-if apathetic x exists he’s a dianite follower to the core.

-rarely is tfc seen but he’s a legendary ianite follower. dude’s been around for longer than u think he should have, he DEFINITELY knows more than he should, and also probably has ianite on speed dial

-doc’s prosthetics weren’t always red but they turned red once he started following dianite. same with python! iskall’s are still blu tho bcuz he’s a more chill dianitee.

-all 3 gods watch the civil war go down and provide their own running commentary. they help out their followers with pranks/buffs in battle occasionally. mianite charges some creepers for team star, dianite makes g team’s fire charges explode More, stuff like that

thats all i got time for atm but talk 2 me abt this au pls

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