H:tp doodle drop #3

Big D and his darling son horse

today i give you: butcher: the parenting. tmr? who knows…

absolutely could not stop thinking about this tweet

Was anyone going to tell me that Horse is H:TP's own Horus or did I had to find that out on YouTube's comment section?

They both share:

Similar names

Being the favorite child of their respective fathers

Keeping secrets from their fathers and siblings

Getting sick and possessed

Bald

So, new theory I thought of last night instead of sleeping.

In the last audiolog, one of the stories Kitten heard about Horse's origin is that he was found on Horsey Beach. I looked it up and Horsey Beach is a real place, known for the colony of seals which give birth to pups there every year.

Then I realised... Is Horse a selkie?!

Edit: I meant kelpie, not selkie.

pov your name is pathoslair

for @lunarcrown and @aquaquadrant ‘s Hels To Pay AU!!

Bonding over Art Attack and PVA glue. 🐈‍⬛️

Horus: im sorry, what did you sa-

Horse: since the high speaking doesnt get to you im gonna say it in a languaye your sorry ass can understand. See i am this family's LISTENER. While you were mad at your father for not listening to you EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE HIS FAVOURITE. I had the common decency to be there for my family because SOMEBODY has to. Trust me, getting horse plague does WONDERS for opening up people, once door came in while i was listening to marckus having his traumadump moment i fucking FORESAW him asking "brother are you alright" because WHAT ELSE HE SHOULD HAVE DONE

Horus: h- hang on just a second horse plagu-?

Horse: but you HAD to throw shit at the wall hoping it stuck, didnt you? Im closer to one of your brother's vehichles than to a human and yet even i can understand that sometimes its not the shit not being sticky enough but its the WALL. It never occurred to throw it at a tree, huh? No lets just keep hitting the white non stick walls with our excrement, because THATS gonna get us the attention that we need! No, listen. I was there for ALL OF MY FAMILY whenever they needed to. They brush and feed and heal me, and in exchange i listen to their daily problems. I live in this stable because i am a Fucking Horse. If you were in my situation, i bet you wouldnt settle for anything less than an entire COUNTRY where everyone is subject to you. Our Big D has reasons from hiding things from his sons. What the fuck makes you think you know better than your Big E, huh?

Horus: (crying in shame)

Magnus: wOAh. That was... heavy

Marckus: exactly man. I mean... who knew horse could talk!

Magnus: yeah I kn- wait wat

Inktober #28: Camping

I have the bones of a good meme here, but I can't think of a good caption. Please send help

Poor horse

H:tp doodle drop #4 and Big D face reference

Notes on Big D ref:

My fav face of Big D is when he’s squinty and judgemental.

Notes on doodle drop#4:

Marckus my little cringe fail, how I love you so. Tbh kitten probably would ride front saddle but....Baby Marckus and kitten find a feather while out in the forest, Marckus moves away, but they keep it in their wallet until they finally meet again, I cry.

What the fuck?

Achievement unlocked: people are tagging a post I made as Homestuck and I don’t understand why

A Boy stimboard for me

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Hope you like it cause I'm planning on making more of this

Btw, horses can't throw up, so Horse is definitely not a normal horse.