#how d'you fit those banana bunches into a chest cavity?
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Hannibal Lecter would not last five minutes in a Columbo episode but good god I would love to see it
#send tweet#(cuz columbo COOKS!! he would KNOW THE MEAT IS PEOPLE!! agghhh1!!)#hannibal nbc#hannibal lecter#VERSUS#COLUMBO#release the cracken#columbo: gee those are some big hands you got there sir if you don't mind me saying#oh and just one more thing doc#how d'you fit those banana bunches into a chest cavity?#hannibal: what#columbo: I just meant when you're cooking? with bananas? and you put them in the chest cavity of the animal you're cooking? for flavour?#y'know like one of those fruit-with-meat dishes?#my wife she does a great duck a l'orange#also: hannibal would break the fourth wall in order to murder the mad theremin player responsible for the soundtrack
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