American locked tomb fans (and broader but I've specifically seen it from yanks) are very insistent on not knowing that aotearoa is a real place. she's not a fucking yank she's a kiwi.

all those deeply emotional moments? every single person sounds like a kiwi. jod is literally māori and so is gideon. kiriona is a māori name. those bitches aren't yanks. other places exist aside from america jfc you don't need to make up american headcanons about them I'm going to kill