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fisheito · 9 months

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@requiodile thank u SO MY HUNCH ABOUT THE MASSIVE MUSCLE MEN is SOMETHIGN!! im taking this anecdote as evidence and declaring quincy [the ultimate 6 rotisserie chicken as a teatime snack woodsman] as so frickin warm that anyone who cuddles him in the summer will be hot like fried egg. RIP touchstarved energy eating musclemen

@idololivine (starts scribbling algebra all over a dry erase board} as long as quincy doesn't spend over 4.6 hours absorbing solar energy from a cloudless sky at peak daylight hours, yakumo will probably be fine if u wish to obtain yakumo jerky however, preheat your quincy for 277 minutes and yakumo's moisture will evaporate on contact

#replies #ACCORDING TO MY ESTIMATIONs.#it has just occurred to me that yakumo is prob a perfect fit for the kitchen because it gets so HOT IN THERE #so the fires are blazing all around him and he's just pleasantly cool like :) the stirfry is ready #which would mean he would also be great at making puff pastry #cool hands. no melty butter #perfect.#by extrapolation that means quincy would suck at making puff pastry.#he would either have to work faster than he ever has in his life (unlikely) or he would have to do all the labour in the walk-in freezer #honestly doesnt sound too bad. he'd prob be comfortable there #but yakumo cant stay in there so who will instruct quincy on the pastry in the first place #if no one is around to force him to make delicate bread things then he will simply NOT #and the next time u find him #he's napping on top of frozen boar carcasses and topper's just chewing on the meat popsicles #so yakumo ends up doing all the work anyway #that won't do!!!!!! i'm making dante go help yakumo in my hypothetical situation #he can do it i know he can :)

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