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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…”

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…”

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-”

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Alfred is Clockwork #AndCW having adopted Danny means Danny gets to meet his new big brother from another timeline #Bruce (Once Alfred confirms) is absolutely attached within moments #Autistic bois unite & talk for hours about hyperfixations #Clark has had time to make an entire homemade pie at this point #No Danny isn’t ghost king nor is Clockwork Cronus #Bruce: I have only had a baby brother for 5 hours but if anything happens to him I will let my kids break all the rules & kill everyone her #Signal: Yeah definitely Alfred’s he glows like him and everything #The rest of the bats: Alfred does what now-#Danny with dozens of big star eyes to Bruce: How would you feel about sisters #Bruce holding 3 children & 1 young adult: I am big brother now #Alfred scathingly says that Someone in the family *cough Jazz cough* will at least finish college & get their degree #Sometimes CW enjoys turning off his future-vision and vibing as a mostly-mortal #And Gotham is an old war buddy of his (Yes Gotham is the city equivalent of an Ancient) from the [Redacted] era of the Realms #And xer son & daughter are adorable- Bludhaven & Arkham love the vigilantes lots

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mixelation · 4 months

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Actually considering Tori has a more limited food source in the reborn au, does this mean she ends up shorter than 5 ft?

i wouldn't make her even shorter :( she's suffered enough :(

but actually i don't think the food thing is severe/persistent enough to affect her. i didn't mean to imply the clan is having severe food limitations, just that they're relying more on stuff they can get from the immediate area rather than things they would normally get from somewhere else, and the war makes even that harder as it stretches on and on. i didn't get into this very deep, but the relationship the clan has with the surrounding area is that they protect it (and do services similar to the missions villages take, like go finding missing people or help with labor) and then they get various types of support in return. this would include financial support but also supplies like meat and vegetables. so when the war started, they weren't really set up to self-sustain. they had some chickens and gardening, but it's not like they weren't regularly getting meat/eggs/etc from other sources, so they'e not set up to feed the whole clan.

that being said, they're ninja in their home turf and they know how to get food from what they have. cicadas are actually very nutritionally dense, even if they're not your favorite protein source, for example. tori isn't going to bed hungry most nights, and this will actually get better once the clans unite

although, yeah, cut rations is a pretty cruel punishment for a child

#in homemade dynamite i am going to make it canon that deidara is a little shorter than he could be from malnutrition #but this is because he graduated early and had to self-sustain himself at a young age with no adult oversight #so he was living off shit like cup noodles during his growth spurt years #deidara @ tori: i can't believe your family nerfed my height #reborn au

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ctrl-alt-em · 7 months

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I have a lot of Thoughts about Delacy.

On detail that stood out to me was that Delacy doesn’t have a proper holster for his gun Rooster. This whole time I pictured him having a simple but nice holster that stood out from the straw hat and worn overalls, something that showed he spent what little money he had on his gun or that he got it someone in his home life like his father. But no, it’s homemade from scrapes of leather. Delacy left home with only the clothes on his back, his gun, three crumbled dollars, and a holster he made himself and then got on a train for the first time in his life while not even knowing if he needed a ticket to ride. Delacy ran away.

And after it all and he got his $2000, his home life and parents weren’t something he was in a rush to get back to. The idea of the group going their separate ways was upsetting to him. While he would like his parents to know if he died, he didn’t leave home with the intention of earning money to provide for his family and then returning home. (I would like to note, despite having parents, Delacy doesn’t use a last name. He’s only ever just Delacy, whereas all the other members of the posse have full names.)

While he doesn’t want to go home to his biological family, Delacy still wants a family and to be cared for. He found that with the posse. In the first episode, Delacy intimidated the saloon owner into giving him a bottle of whiskey, which he then found out tasted awful. In multiple instances after that, he requested whiskey or implied he drank it. But when the group was at the saloon after the bounties were done, he doesn’t force himself to drink whiskey because he thinks it’s gross and feels like he can acknowledge it aloud. During their adventure at the World’s Fair, Delacy felt safe enough to act his age with Edie. He’s excited to meet his hero. He takes Edie’s word seriously at the hall of oddities and assumes she has all the answers. It didn’t occur to him that she might not have all the answers to his questions. In their forced duel, trigger-happy Delacy refused to harm Nate and instead of pulling his gun, he sat down like a kid. He trust that the real Nate wouldn’t hurt him and they’d only known each for, what? A week? At Dead Man’s Worth, Garnet didn’t think Delacy was the kid of kid you could hug, but after the duel Nate picks him up into a hug. When Delacy first met the others, he’s putting on a forced act, pretending to be what he thinks an adult is (or acting how an adult in his life actually is, a heavy drinker that solves problems with aggression perhaps), but by the end, he feels safe enough around them and shows much more of his true personality and age.

While he is a bit of a cold killer and hasn’t fully developed an understanding of death yet, he still believes in honesty (see threatening a sideshow barker about the hand), justice in a way (people shouldn’t be lied to in any way and the hand should be buried with its proper owner) and is rather genuine when he feels like he can be. He was starstruck meeting Billy Joe and delighted to just catch a glimpse of Buckthorn the horse. He likes cotton candy and a gun tricks. He liked that Billy Joe liked cotton candy too (at least as far as he overheard). He didn’t even hesitate signing a contract when Billie Joe asked and only changed his mind when Edie reminded him of Nate. He takes what everyone he trusts says at face value (to the point of being ready to shoot someone due to a metaphor).

Delacy is young, naive, a bit dense, and ready to shoot, but he is, at his core, a good kid who just needed adults in his life that will encourage him to find less violent solutions and to act on his kindness in productive ways. Garnet and Nate have helped him learning more about interacting with people. Edie acknowledges his young age but still takes him seriously and trusts him and in the end, she offers him a way to use his shooting skills to help people. She takes him as her monster-hunting apprentice. Even Silas, who barely interacted with Delacy, grew to like the kid enough he would acknowledge Humble Ned (a devious, spindly legged beast, no matter how humble he is) as good people for Delacy’s sake.

Delacy might have left the farm with the help-wanted ad seeking adventure and fortune, but I think he found something he needed a lot more.

#I intended to just make a short post about Delacy and is homemade slapped together holster #and it turned into this #I love my son Delacy #I have thoughts on that boy #this doesn’t even cover my thoughts and Delacy and Conquest #who do I have to kill to get a season 2 of deadlands #oxventure deadlands #the four adults went looking for fortune and adventure #and found themselves a little brother/nephew/grandson #delacy oxventure #edie valentine #garnet monroe #nathaniel jansen #silas flint #oxventure #wildcards posse

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rotten-downer · 4 months

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Maybe it's the daddy issues talking but I got the idea of Audrey getting into a spot of trouble and getting hurt and ending up at the train station and Ollie just like... wtf am I supposed to do with you? And he wants to just toss her back outside but Margeret being the little voice of reason she is convinces him to let Audrey hideout in the train station and over time Ollie grows to be a (mentally unstable) father figure for her (she stresses him out constantly but they somehow balance each other out).

Ollie: "She's a grown woman, why does she need someone to look after her?! I swear, she's gonna make me lose what little hair I have left."

Margaret: "You're a grown man and you need someone to look after you."

#just ignore me im rambling #ollie deserves to be a dad even if he wont be the best at first #audrey will be his adult daughter #oc: audrey wesley #we happy few #whf #horus rambles #we happy few oc #whf oc #ollie starkey #we happy few ollie #instead of a kid playing with toys audrey just sits on the floor and makes homemade bombs #and ollie just like 😰

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amethystina · 4 months

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— Merry Christmas! 🎄

I know it's technically not Christmas yet, just the day before, but in my country everyone tends to celebrate a little early and wish in advance so I'm doing that ❤️

I wanted to be able to give you a gift because I consider you an amazing writer and person, but unfortunately it won't be possible. Even so, I hope you can have a great holiday and spend Christmas with people you love.

(PS: If you are from any specific religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas, let me know and I can redo my comment! Either way, I hope your day is wonderful)

Merry Christmas! :D

Actually, in Sweden (where I live) we celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve so you were actually right on time ;) Christmas Day is more of a "let's laze around and try to recover from all the food we ate yesterday but also eat even more because moderation is overrated" sort of deal.

Though it's a little different for me this year since I'm actually alone for Christmas — by choice, don't worry. So instead of Christmas food, I've been eating reheated takeout for the past three days since I've barricaded myself inside our house and refused to do anything even remotely straining (including cooking).

Basically, the last two months have been rough, with work being incredibly stressful and me being very sick (and just mentally and emotionally exhausted overall), so I decided to stay at home and rest. Which is pretty sad since my wife is visiting her relatives right now and there are some nephews I've yet to meet, but I would probably have collapsed if I had tried to go with her. Sooo yeah.

Also, please don't feel like you have to give me anything! I gladly share my writing with you all and I don't expect anything in return :) That said, I appreciate you thinking of me — that's very sweet of you! Thank you 💜

But yeah! Merry Christmas and thank you so, so much for taking the time to send me such lovely well-wishes! I hope you're doing well too and I wish you a good rest of the year and a wonderful 2024! :D

You're amazing 💜

#Amethystina Replies #Anonymous #Like for real #I opened the front door the first time since Friday just this morning #Because I had to check why it was so goddamn noisy #Turns out it was our neighbour snow blowing our driveway #Because he thought we weren't home and wanted to help #But he kept going even after he found out I was home #Because I'm having another bout of long Covid induced sickness #And all the coughing made him very concerned #So he decided I shouldn't be shovelling the driveway in my state anyway #He's so nice ;___;#Like this man is the best neighbour ever #He has every tool imaginable #And gossips like everyone's business is his business #He is an absolute hoot #And we bribe him and his wife with cookies and homemade apple sauce #God I'm an ACTUAL adult aren't I?#I'm making nice with the neighbours and everything

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bonyfish · 5 months

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i've got one robot sweeping my floor and another making bread for me. i am truly living in the house of tomorrow.

#as a person who is allergic to many things they like to put into bread nowadays #my bread machine is probably the best adult purchase i've made #i have homemade toast for breakfast every morning #me posts

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heejinsleftnut · 6 months

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Sometimes as adults we do things for fun that our child selves would have never imagined being fun to us

Anyway

I made butter in my blender

#butter #diy #homemade #homemade butter #adulting #diy butter #things adults do for fun

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writingfanficsfan · 1 year

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This was my dinner for tonight. It’s a recipe I saw HamiMommy make on YT a couple of months ago and since then I’ve made it at least once a month. It’s simple, it’s fast and it’s very tasty.

I took the time tonight to look up how you cook rice and fry an egg perfectly and I have to say my plate has never looked this pretty before. That egg just looks perfect and huge plus point it actually tasted amazing!

Clearly we are cooking our rice wrong here in Belgium because we don’t rince our rice, let alone twice. We also use too much water because we always have to drain our water away. And we also never add butter to rice while cooking it. I guess those reason are why I disliked rice as a child.

The more you know, right?

Something as simple as rice and an egg but taking the time to figure out how to cook things does make a huge difference.

https://www.delish.com/cooking/a20089653/how-to-cook-rice/

https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a23499380/how-to-fry-an-egg/

#dinner time #homemade food #rice and eggs #cooking #how to adult #adulting 101 #cooking 101 #how to cook

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yourann · 3 months

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KDrama lines that made me go "🥲 and 😆" pt. 1| very long post ahead

if you haven't watch any of them, go ahead and check them out! :D

#homemade love story #death's game #here's my plan #hit the spot #xx #mermaid prince #twinkling watermelon #castaway diva #moving #come and hug me #w #a good day to be a dog #adult trainee #soundtrack #kdrama #kdrama quotes #korean drama

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srebrnafh · 10 months

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I not only took my stupid little walk for my stupid mental health today, but I've also interacted with people and attended a planned creative activity!

#i also cooked a healthy homemade meal for 2 days #and processed some fresh fruit into an equally healthy smoothie #adulting full throttle today

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skunkes · 1 year

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What is your mcds order

Im not a mcdonalds enjoyer :( not even in a snobby way but from childhood to now ive not rlly been a fan of fast food burgers, and i didnt like their nuggets either LOL

#anonymous #skunk mail #i jst prefer homemade burgers more smile #and i jst avoid it now as an adult bc i have no real reason to purchase ykwim

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