Not me daydreaming about getting to sit on Homelander's lap. Because you know if he isn't resting his head on yours and having you running your fingers through his hair, you will be on HIS lap because he likes having you so close by, keeping him warm and showing off to other people just who you belong to. It feeds into his ego tremendously.

It'd be insufferable if it weren't so endearing. It's pretty much the rule; if you try to sit near him, you're getting pulled into his lap before your butt ever touches chair. Hell, he will walk into a room and mid sentence lift you up out of your chair, sit on that same chair with you in his lap, and keep talking all the while, like it's nothing at all. Not only is it an ego boost for him, it grounds him. He'll bury his face in the crook of your neck and breathe in deep. He'll rest his chin on your shoulder while he reads documents. It soothes him as much as it pleases him.