duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

non sexual nudity is fantastic and should not be treated like evil incarnate because it’s a basic part of human existence but don’t forget that sexual nudity is also rad as hell

me and the mutuals

if my selfies & nudes don't make you go AWOOOOGA then wtf are we even doing????

[id: a simple drawing of a stick figure with a ^_^ / happy face looking at a laptop. The stick figure is lying on its stomach and an arrow is pointing towards it that says "looking at friends creations"]

hey I see people are reblogging this post again! I'm glad people are resonating with this ms paint doodle I made!! It's nice reading all the nice things yall say about each other in my notes. I was going to turn reblogs off at one point because I couldn't see notes from my mutuals, but it's nice seeing other people sharing this experience with their mutuals/followers. Normally I would just reblog my post and say this, but I feel that more people should see this as well.

THE BOYS HAVE REUNITED!!!!!!

White USAmerican voice: global southerners are so mean 😭 don't they understand we deal with [thing that is also an issue in the global south]

now I’m definitely not endorsing Spider’s behavior during the debate. But I’m just saying that if I lost a bad bitch like Missy I would also go on an unhinged rant in front of my whole student body.

i think tumblr should make a feature where if one of your mutuals reaches post limit you can give them some more posts from your limit as a treat.

Fuck the Canary Curse!

This season, Jimmy keep taking death in his own hands. Digging into lava, running into the mansion, just jumping off shit, I can't remember all of it. He did it for fun, he did it for lulz, yeah for content but I feel like my boy's just having a fucking ball.

It's not an enderman it's not Grian it's not a different kind of Grian, it's Jimmy. Regardless of whatever the final blow is, my boy said "fuck the curse, I'm taking my inevitable death into my own hands". I might even want him to toss himself at his final death in his last hour. Let a friend kill him, or be insanely risky till one fails.

If Jimmy goes out first, he's laughing at fate, and I'm fine with it.

Note: I haven't finished any session 6 eps, but I'll call this spoilers to not stress anyone

Underrated genre of spiderverse fanart

[ I.D. a simple digital drawing of characters from across the spiderverse. Miles, Gwen, Pavitr and Hobie are all in a cutesy chibi style running in a line happily and all saying "yippie!" at the end of this line is a more proportionate Miguel standing and facing away from the viewer with clenched fists, a shiny bubble butt and dramatic shadow lines saying "man." which is in all caps underlined and in a bold font. end I.D ]

*sports announcer voice* ARE YOU ALL READY FOR FAT FAGGOT FALLLLLLL

don't forget. you're entitled to the full half hour of your fifteen minute break

thinking about someone pinning u down so u cant move at all and they start saying stuff like:

"struggle all you want, you're not going anywhere"

"i could do whatever i wanted to you right now"

"the best part about this is that you cant do anything to stop me"

"you're so cute when youre struggling"

"seeing you squirm like this is turning me on"