you could say it really suits her

revenge for the ask game? :33 <3

HI DILLUNS :3!

the first song from this album I heard: i dont rember i first listened to it when i was nine... probably im not okay if im being real do I own the album?: yes! on vinyl my favorite song: hang 'em high ^_^ BY THE GRACE OF GAAAAAWD my least favorite song: impossible i love them all .... a song I didn’t like at first, but now do: the jetset life is gonna kill you! a song I used to like, but now don’t: impossible i love them all!!!! my favorite lyric: "the angels just cut out her tongue / call her black mariah / would i lie to you? / THAT GIRLS NOT RIGHT IN THE BRAAAAIN!!!!" hang em high ^_^ overall rating out of 10: one bondillion

working on two different projects at once like why did i do this to myself

Chapter 4 of the High School fic (which I really do need a better name for) as well as just a one shot about Gwen's first day in Liones like

Gah

my braaaain

The Hilarious Roller Coaster of Weight Loss and How Supplements Ease the Ride

Weight loss is one of the most tragicomic adventures of life! Behold the laugh-out-loud difficulties of losing weight and how weight loss supplements can lighten these challenges:

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oh no... not modern art diScOUrsE on my tumblr dash 😩 literally this was me for two years fighting my own self on this, being very convincing on both sides and now i have embraced contemporary music. No i dont mind "mainstream" expressions, go for it, but please for the love of god dont go talking shit about contemporary artistic expressions just because you dont understand them... i swear to god. This discussion is my every day routine, but i just want to say this: imagine that music today where exactly the same as rachmaninoff. Imagine that music 200 years from now where also still like rachmaninoff. WHAT THEN??? HUH???? WE REALLY WANT TO GET STUCK HISTORICALY?? NEVER MOVE ON?? DO YOU REALIZE THAT THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN CONTEMPORARY MUSIC WHICH MIGHT SOUND SHIT TO YOU WOULD BE IF NOBODY HAD EVER MOVED ON AND WE HAD GOTTEN STUCK ARTISTICALLY/HISTORICALLY???

Do other people love snorting and huffing those huge cum tanks of yours? I know a certain cat faunus that would go insane for even a solid inhale of those big nuts

"That's an understatement. Blake gets suuuuuuper cranky if she doesn't get her daily high off my balls."

As if to illustrate her point, a vulgar, "SNRRRRT SNFFFFFFF, NNNGGGGGGH, fuck!" Sounded from under the big dicked goddess' skirt. Anyone who looked would recognize the normally so reserved Blake Belladonna, naked and covered in sweat, her head buried under Nora's pink skirt and nose in Nora's balls, right where her monstrous dick met them.

"FUCKING...GOD, FUCK!" Blake spoke like a woman possessed, words a slurred and nonsensical cavalcade of swears and vulgar talk. "I love this goddamn <i>FUCKMUSK</i>! I can feel it my BRAAAAIN!" The cat wailed in heated lust as her voice was lost in another vulgar snort of ballstench.

The Dead Don’t Die

The modern zombie was born in 1968 in George A. Romero’s “Night of the Living Dead”. In the past 50 years there have been countless zombie films, books, and games. Peak-zombie was reached about ten years ago – “The Walking Dead” TV series premiered (2010), “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” was published (2009), and “Call of Duty: World at War” (2008), a massively popular World War II game featured a zombie survival mode.  Since then, zombies haven’t completely gone away – it would be ironic if zombies did die out –, but it is a motif that has exhausted itself. So when a zombie movie is released in the year 2019, it is difficult to imagine a fresh, new take.

Jim Jarmusch’s “The Dead Don’t Die” is a societal critique, as most zombie films are. There is a pervasive air of dullness from all the characters, the not undead ones that is; a lot of them shuffle around their dreary small-town surroundings speaking mostly monotone, Bill Murray especially. When the zombies eventually do show up, seemingly connected to a change in the Earth’s rotation, instead of groaning for “Braaaains!”, you hear calls of “Wiii-fiii!”, “Xaaanaaax!”, “Coooffeeee”. The message, that people are already essentially dead, mindlessly meandering through life is echoed in the lyrics of the titular song and musical theme by Sturgill Simpson. Romero’s second zombie film “Dawn of the Dead” (1978) was already a critique of mass consumerism; this is far from a revolutionary societal critique.

This is an environmental film. The zombie outbreak coincides with a global natural disaster. Throughout the film, characters watch or listen to newscasts that describe the slowing of the planets rotation due to human activities via polar fracking. Most people’s reactions range from indifference to mild confusion. That is, except a group of teenagers as well as Hermit Bob (Tom Waits) who lives in the forest, one with nature, and observes the impending zombie destruction. “The Dead Don’t Die” (the title is from a Sturgill Simpson song by the same name, which characters listen to throughout the film) is clearly a metaphor for the current discourse about climate change. The adults are dismissive, and it is the youths, eg Great Thunberg, who recognize it is a devastating issue and how it will bring about the destruction of human society.

“The Dead Don’t Die” (which is also a song by Sturgill Simpson that plays throughout) is not a horror film. Jarmusch is not known for his high-quality flashy special effects, so unsurprisingly instead of grotesque dismembered bodies, you get clean un-impressive CGI. Fortunately, the violence is not the focal point of the film until it ramps up at the end of the film. Like Jarmusch’s previous monster movie, “Only Lover’s Left Alive” this is an atmospheric film. The earlier film being cool, stylish vampires and this one being dull, dreary small-town zombies. There are a few moments of overt fourth wall breaks and references to Romero indicate that it is a satirical self-aware film. It is a bold strategy to try to try to make a zombie satire fifteen years after Edgar Wright’s “Shaun of the Dead” (2004), which thoroughly deconstructed the genre well before zombies became oversaturated. The satire in “The Dead Don’t Die” is too subtle and mild and it arrives a decade too late.

“The Dead Don’t Die” could’ve been a great 20-minute film. There are fun comedic moments, like how one character is wearing a parody Trump hat which paradoxically says, “Keep America White Again”. However, there is not material to sustain a 100 min film. It gets repetitive, characters repeat the same information, like how they like/dislike the song “The Dead Don’t Die” by Sturgill Simpson or comment how the day-night cycle is off due to the slowing of the Earth’s rotation. The messaging and themes are sporadic and the meta and satire elements are there, but there doesn’t seem to be any deeper point to things like Jim Jarmusch’s self-insertion. Perhaps the joke is that meta-ness and fourth wall breaks are nowadays overdone and shallow, but even so, an intentionally dull, unfocused film is still a dull, unfocused film.

5/10

IMDB: 5.5 RT: 56% | 38%

Zombies Are Already Among Us…Kinda: Why ‘The Last of Us’ zombie apocalypse theory is the only probable theory.

In the lead up the the upcoming sequel of the hugely popular and successful game ‘The Last of Us’, I wanted to replay the game, not only to refresh my memory on the storyline, but also because I loved the game. I am sure I am not the only one who feels that ‘The Last of Us’ is one of the best games they have ever played.

I personally love a realistic theory. For me, realistic theories in the horror genre are the scariest. Out of all the iconic horror movie villains, I find Dr. Hannibal Lecter the scariest. Why? Because there are people like him who exist. Google it. There are one too many articles on cannibals and pies made of people. That kind of stuff scares me compared to say Jason from ‘Friday the 13th’. (I mean, he went through a wood chipper; how do you come back from that?!)

In ‘The Last of Us’, we know that a fungus is responsible for the rise of zombies on earth, where being been bitten by a zombie or by breathing in the spores will zombify you. The fungus, although never really names by the main characters of the game, it is explained in the opening credits after the prologue and little notes and files that you find in the game which contain more detailed information about an infection known as the Cordyceps Brain Infection (CBI). I find this scary. Why? Because Cordyceps actually exists.

Cordyceps is an abbreviated version of the genus name Ophiocordyceps. The species of fungus under this genus are known for their ‘zombie-like’ effects on some animals; most notably ants. Ophiocordyceps unilateralis is the most well known species of this fungus group and is found in the tropical rainforests of Thailand and Brazil. 

When ants come into contact with this fungus, the fungus attaches itself to them. If the fungus can get past the exoskeleton, the fungus quickly goes to work, essentially taking over the brain of the host. Healthy ants are able to identify infected individuals and will remove infected ones far away from the nest to prevent the colony from being destroyed by the fungus. 

This is where the stereotypical side of zombies comes in with the obsession of BRAAAAINS. Once the fungus has taken hold of the host, it will use the host to take it to a new place to grow. Ophiocordyceps unilateralis makes its host ant will climb up trees and bite into a main vein on the underside of a leaf. From there, the fungus’ reproductive body grows out of the ant’s head releasing new spores to attach to new hosts.

This links in with ‘The Last of Us’ theory where the infected individuals known as Clickers have a fungal head. Later in the infection cycle, individuals infected long enough are eventually killed by the fungus so that the fungus can releases spores from the corpse to infect new hosts. This also relates to one of the main characters, Ellie. Although she is “immune” to CBI, the fungus is in her brain. We find out at the end of the game that the surgery Ellie must undergo in order to find a cure to CBI would have ultimately killed her (unbeknown to her) as it involved removing her brain for study. 

So how could this theory become a reality? Take note of the word in the title ‘probable’. In some countries, Cordyceps is already used as a homeopathic medicine for everything from coughs to cancer, so the fungus wouldn’t find it difficult to get into our systems. The only thing that this theory hinges on is the slim possibility of evolution; for the fungus to evolve to take humans as hosts. But evolution is never a sure thing. Evolution is about perfecting imperfect designs for organisms to survive and thrive in the environments that they live in. If a design is perfect (or at least close to it), then as the saying goes, don’t fix something that isn’t broke.

To finish off, let me just say that I do not believe a zombie apocalypse is what will bring an end to mankind. There are so many other things going on in the world that are way more likely to destroy us all. It is not exactly high-ranking in its likeliness to happen. But of all the theories I have seen, this theory is the only probable one that could occur should a zombie apocalypse ever occur.

There were entrails hanging out where her belly button should've been. 'I was starting to get a little claustrophobic.' The girl blinked rapidly, adjusting her eyes to the flickering radiant lights. 'I'm Kate, the new "spooky seasonal feature" they added last week.' She took one quick look at my Feed Me (Braaaains)! T-shirt and tattered jeans, then focused her gaze on my face. My eyes and ears tuned into her every move, my whole body on high alert. I was trapped in a room with a zombie girl. All the other zombies I've worked with were dudes. 'I'm Nate.' I shrugged, trying not to cringe at our cutesy rhyming names, not quite sure why I was shrugging in the first place.

Suzanne Park, The Perfect Escape