why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr
The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.
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doing research, saw this, thought of you immediately
Oh my fucking god!?!?!?;!
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This is what the count looks like. To me
Literally the same image
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saw this and instantly thought of you
Sesame Street LGBT acceptance episode where the Count just does this indefinitely
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Let him do his drag career in peace he never gets on YOUR ass for leaving crumbs on your bed and shit does he?? No let him live his life
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he got too excited and had to lie down. he'll be ok
I'm going to actually cry. Will you run away with me.
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Hey did you tag the characters in the fic? Just asking because it's not showing up on either of their tags
I FORGOR.
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Thought I should share this picture my Dad sent me a while back. His little Count and rice (for enrichment). Captioned 'The Count, in heaven'.
I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO BURST INTO TEARS IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
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You gotta take care of your brain health King. If you keep hitting your head the languages are gonna fall out
I actually laughed at this out loud on the. Train
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was counting things today and thought of you
Sorry to get sentimental out of nowhere but it truly blows my mind that someone can do something as mundane as counting stuff and, presumably on the other side of the world, be reminded of a random guy, just because they happen to know that that random guy is a fan of something else and it stuck with them for whatever reason. Like that is genuinely incredible when you really stop to think about it. Being human is so strange
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I think he knows. I think he loves you too
WELL THEN why doesn't he move his purple ass to MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA!!!!
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you'd do numbers on tumblr
NUMBERS????
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You good in there, bud? Everything alright?
Anon I love you. What prompted this. No
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I just learned that Sesame Street did a partnership sleep podcast thing and!! The Count’s Bedtime Castle. It is So So cute.
Yes yes yes!!!!!!!!
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the count looks like he’s saying laaaa a lot of the time
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tumblr cannot erase the puppet autism. also, have fun in china.
Tumblr hates him so bad because he refuses to die and fucks severely due to his autism swag he's like Rasputin
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