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jahiera · 9 months

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Astarion & Emrys have the funniest flirt to roast ratio in which he both flirts and roasts and she's like "are you saying that because you've never been held?" in the most deadpan, dry voice and he's like shut the fuck UP kill yourself die. and then they kiss.

#just replayed the Test of Love with the dryad again with all the full honest answers that get you disapproval #at the end he's like 'I GUESS YOU DO KNOW ME (begrudging)'#which I'm keeping this time #she doesn't really flirt she just kind of stares in vague unimpressed silence and then hits him with 100 damage of being Known #her socially blunted gruffly honest but warm demeanor are impossible to navigate in a slinky way #get you a girl who doesn't bother with show or finesse or social slinking and cuts right to the bone of the problem #she's not particularly sweetie about it either / isn't hmmm... egregiously tender by nature. so there's not pity or weeping #solidity... rock-like.... sturdy... but they connect all the time on morbid humor and #he draws out a hidden penchant for bullshit she has DEEPLY repressed since having it beaten out of her #raised in a tyrran temple (when she was a furious little child and impossible to wrangle)#something something making her more free in his own way #oc. emrys #bg3 spoilers

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