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zumbieve · 2 years

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Adhd!hiccup: [blankly staring at a wall]

Canon!hiccup: is—…is he ok?

Fanon!hiccup: yeah his medication wore off, he is just zoning out.

Canon!hiccup: why is no one alerting him about it??

Fanon!hiccup: we lost his pills, Hel is looking for them as we speak

[cut to a panicked Helena messing with the furniture trying to find them]

Canon!hiccup: we can’t just fucking leave him like that man!

Parasite!hiccup: [walks in with bunch of stim toys] leave that to me.

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zumbieve · 2 years

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Canon!Hiccup:[inhale,exhale] so..i..uh have noticed..that I’m not the only haddock who is skinny and with one leg..which kind of weird but—

Canon!Hiccup: [shakes his head] never mind- but it still begs the question..how did you get here..?

ADHD!Hiccup,Fanon!Hiccup,HH800:

Villain!Helena: [breaks through his hut’s door with a hammer] they aren’t the only ones~

Canon!Hiccup:

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zumbieve · 2 years

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Canon!hiccup just walking in: the fuck is happening……?

[Adhd!hiccup and Fanon!hiccup arguing with wattpad badboy]

Fanon!hiccup: ok so— you are asking us if we have a female in the house? Like- out of no where??? Why??

Badboy: listen squirt, do you have or not?

Adhd!hiccup: I mean we do but- why..

Badboy: shut it freak!

Adhd!hiccup: if ain’t i about to slap this whore—

Canon!hiccup: [comes in between them] woah woah woah..can someone fill me in please..who is this guy and why is he in our house?

Fanon!hiccup: beats me bud, all we know is that he was asking if we have a female in here he didn’t tell us why.

Canon!hiccup: ..huuuh..

Fanon!hiccup: listen edgy kid..you better tell us why you want a female from this specific house exactly. Or else things will get nasty.

Badboy: pff oh yeah..what will you do then

Canon!hiccup: [sighs] just..please tell us why you want her.?

Badboy: because i saw her walking around and i want her to be MINE!

[the three looked at each other before breaking into laughter]

Fanon!hiccup: BOI!

Adhd!hiccup: he dID NOT—

Canon!hiccup trying to calm himself down: o-ok ok..what makes you think Exactly that she will say ‘ yes’

Badboy: [snarls] all girls are submissive to me, I know she will fall for me at first sight and will BEG for me to protect her from all the evil in the world.

[more laughter + confused badboy]

Fanon!hiccup: BITCH THAT WHORE IS A MURDERER!!

Canon!hiccup: a-and also..[catches his breath and calms] she is a woman not a girl.

Adhd!hiccup: and she is a fucking Dom! Of a woman oh my god..

Badboy: [growls] what did you say..

Helena walks in: sup hoes, sorry i was late my date with my boyfriend got a bit long but we had fun.

Fanon!hiccup: hey Hel..we have fantastic news for you

Helena:what—

Badboy: [pins her down] there you are~ now what was that about a boyfriend you say [snarls]

Helena: oh pumpkin…[punches the badboy as he falls in the ground in pain] who the fuck let this child in?

Canon!hiccup: ask them! They were arguing with him when i came in

Adhd!hiccup:..should we do something to the dude tho…?

Fanon!hiccup: I mean…he wanted Helena..and he called her a submissive girl he can make her his and protect from all evil soo

Canon!hiccup: you did not just—

Helena:oh~ is that so.. let’s see how he can protect himself from me then

Canon!hiccup:this..is going to a long shitty day isn’t it..

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