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meowizard · 1 year

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Princess found Squid Ink and she just stared into those big eyes and the autism link immediately activated. She carries them around not caring one bit that she's being covered in ink. She will be stained for so long but those big eyes are CRYING SO MANY TEARS IT MATTERS MORE!!!! (This happens every other day)

Whenever she's out walking with them they're always ready to spit an inkball at rude cookies. They have stained the dresses of so many snotty brats. Princess probably shouldn't be rewarding them for this but whatever.

At some point she finds Sorbet Shark again and she just gasps really loudly and exclaims "I GOT TWO FISH NOW" and takes the very confused little guy with her. They somehow get understood by her perfectly. There is no explanation.

At sea, she responds to any minor inconvenience or threat with a very loud whistle, "FIIISSSSHHHHH" and suddenly a kraken and a siren have decided to stare very not nicely

She lets Squink sit in a pail of water next to her bed when it's time for sleep

She has also unironically started calling herself "The Fishmaster"

She has forgiven Squink for destroying the ship because "oh well its just a baby crime"

Squid Ink has the consistency of a very squishy jello and is constantly played with

Squid Ink will sit by a dock or a ships edge waiting for Princess and when she does come out she spreads her arms and gets a big ol lick. She is covered in sea monster drool but it's fine. Knight is not a particularly big fan of these "ink kisses" (he is not strong enough to stop them though)

Knight barely tolerates Squink but once he ran out of ink so they made some and that raised Knights opinion a bit (it was actually very good ink, he saves the inkwell for important letters now)

Squid Ink as to be fed things like oatmeal, algae, or mashed bananas (or coins when possible) because they are just so soft. How they can eat coins is a mystery.

Princess taught Sorbet how to breakdance and how to say the word "swag" and Knight really wishes she didn't

Tiger Lily has accepted Squid Ink as stronger than Knight which he understands but Sorbet Shark being accepted as stronger is a bit of an insult to his pride

Squid won't stop bringing Princess priceless lost treasures and she had been using them to fund giant parties and everyone is getting a little tired

It is also acceptable to feed Squink soggy corn flakes but it doesn't taste very good so they don't eat it a lot.

YEAHHHHH AGAGWUEJIEBEIDNEOEKSKS THROWS UP THESE R ALL SO

i might fucking draw these watch me neheheheheoeoeoe i think she tie dyes her dresses w them too.. them having the friendship group of the century is sooo fucking big brained i love this.

#i wanna add squid ink brings princess rougeforts heirloom to my fanon #PLUS eclair's museum is half from her anyway #heehiooooo these make me so happy #cookie tag #princess cookie #sorbet shark cookie #knight cookie #tiger lily cookie #also sorry! this got soooo buried

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