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fandom-freak-123 · 9 months

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Can you please do how the welcome home characters would react to reader coming out to them 🏳‍🌈/🏳️‍⚧️ also can you do how they would react to reader laughing for the first time (they didn't laugh possibly due to past trauma but they laugh for the first time)

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Oh? Two in one! How intriguing! Sorry for how late it is!

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How different Welcome Home characters would react if you came out as gay

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•Wally

•He wouldn’t really care

•“Oh? Ah I see, ok neighbour well as I was saying I don’t know what to paint-”

•Didn’t make him think any different of you

•Occasionally talks about people you both find attractive

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•Howdy

•Already knew

•“you say that like it’s not obvious”

•Helps you tell the others

•Strongest gaydar in the whole town

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•Barnaby

•Made a vine reference.

•“I thought you were American?”

•Makes little harmless jokes like that all the time

•Sorta like a dad

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•Eddie

•Doesn’t know what it is

•“I’m sorry- what does that mean?”

•Needs it explaining to him

•Try’s to remember definitely fails

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•Frank

•Does the same

•“Oh? You’re gay? That’s nice, I am too”

•Definitely tells you he could somewhat tell

•Also has a theory that Sally is a lesbian or at least bi and tells you about it

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How different Welcome Home characters would react to you laughing for the first time

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•Wally

•Just smiled

•“you have a nice laugh neighbour”

•Accidental rizz

•Try’s to make you laugh more

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•Howdy

•In awe

•“Woah. . . You. . . With a laugh like that you should let us hear it more”

•Literally the highlight of his year

•Sappy about it.

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•Barnaby

•Mentally celebrates

•“I never knew you liked my jokes that much”

•Brags about being able to make you laugh

•Definitely gets an ego boost

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•Eddie

•Probably forgot you hadn’t laughed before

•“Well ain’t that a laugh and a half!”

•Laughs with you

•Gushes about it to Frank

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•Frank

•Was with you and Eddie when he heard it

•“I agree, you have a very infectious laugh neighbour”

•Happily listens and agrees with Eddie when he’s gushing about it

•Lit up when he heard the laugh

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e2019 · 7 months

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met a new coworker today and he was very talkative, kept asking me about myself, not even an hour into the shift he asked "do you have a particular love interest?" i said no & he asked why not & i just said idk. then he hesitated & said "can i ask you something? are you... gay? ummmm sorry it's just all the women who work in this field are always lesbians. either that or theyre super old..." and i said no. and then he spent the rest of the shift making comments that i interpreted to be possibly mildly homophobic, like for example this one guy came in and he greeted him then turned to me & said "that guy annoys me. he's gay & he's always telling me how his husband works at this restaurant that has really good burgers and he keeps saying he'll bring me one but he never does... not that i have a problem with gay people," or he played a lil nas x song and he said "you know who this is right? he's basically gay for pay. not that theres anything wrong with being gay, but if you're gonna be gay then thats the wrong way to do it," etc.

this was all really confusing to me because he seemed gay to me & not to brag but my gaydar is exceptionally accurate. anyways suddenly right at the last hour of the shift (9hrs total) he randomly said "i just feel like i'll never find someone who i'm truly compatible with... maybe it's because i'm gay..." i couldnt stop myself from laughing & i asked him if he was serious "because no offense but i've been trying to figure out all night long if you're gay or homophobic because i cant tell." he said both & i said me too, he said he could tell because usually he's shy but he felt really comfortable talking to me & all his friends are lesbians. then he asked for my number and started complaining to me about all his ex-boyfriends, in particular this one who he's been trying to get over for 13yrs now ever since they broke up because he decided he's actually straight. story of my life except it only takes me like 13min to get over it.

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shyravenns · 11 months

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price, 3, 13, 47

3. Obscure headcanon

idk about obscure, but he's a good gift giver! Pays attention to the small stuff, and takes mental notes about the people he cares about.

He also blushes easily which is partially why he likes having a beard

13. Dumbest thing they’ve ever done

His gaydar is fucking broken, and he didn't clock Laswell as being a lesbian (which is practically the world's biggest open secret considering how uncharacteristically flustered she gets around women she's attracted to) and he asked her out on a *date*. She will never let him live it down. Never.

Or that one time he almost snapped his back like a glowstick trying to impress Nik during a mission

47. Their dream job

Professor! Price was one of those kids who would read books well beyond his reading level, and he would *brag* about it. He likes learning in general, and he's known to give looong lectures to people during debriefings so I can easily see him going on a long spiel about Alexander the Great to a bunch tired (but interested) college students at 8am

#i love that your go to character for me is price #like that is my MAN #price cod #john price #call of duty headcanons #codmwfii

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lumyart · 1 year

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LOL at Criston looking for a fellow hater to be his friend. Honestly that’s pretty aligned to their shit talking dynamic in canon HotD. From Biof, it’s implied Criston knew Alicent is gay. Did he just have good gaydar, or how did that come up? Also, when did Alicent know she’s gay? She only had one other experience with a woman, and there was the one night stand with a guy due to her insecurities. But I recall Rhae mentioning Alicent having some boyfriend per gossip news some years back.

All the boyfriends Rhaenyra knew of happened before Alicent met a woman who was her first experience and made her realize she's a lesbian. The man she had sex with was her panicking and trying to prove to herself that it was all a short, weird phase and she was as straight as she thought!

Criston definitely read the vibes from Alicent and bragged about knowing it before she even told him for like, a year😭 he probably caught her staring at a woman a bit too obsessively and was like... girl... i see you🫣 and with time, he gained Alicent's trust and she felt ready with coming out to him, especially when he became so important to her and helped with Helaena a lot in the first year!

#asks #my writing #biof

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theautumnriverleaves · 3 years

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ive stopped coming out to coworkers bc if they can't figure out that im queer despite the amount of time i dedicate to flirting with customers i find cute that's a them problem

#one guy just started and hes gay and was bragging about how perfect his gaydar is #and then later said how accepting the store is bc of how many lgbt ppl work thrre and left me out of the count #mf did u miss the entire convo i had about how sad i am that the lesbian bar closed before i was of age?#or the one where my work husband lovingly bullied me bc of how flustered i got #over a pretty girl that complemented my mask?#or when i talked about how sad i was that i had to cancel my axe throwing date #explicitly me

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tthankstoyou · 3 years

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Sebastian antagonising Rachel:

Sebastian: "So, you're never going to guess who I slept with last night."

Rachel: "Eww. I don't need to hear about what sordid deeds you got up to in the back of some seedy club."

Sebastian: "I'm sure you fathers would love to hear you call my sex life 'sordid'. Sure comes across a little homophobic."

Rachel: "What?! I don't need to listen to this."

Sebastian: "Jesse sends his regards."

Kurt, who has just been watching, perks up and hides a smirk in his coffee.

Rachel: "That's ridiculous. Jesse is straight."

Kurt and Sebastian both laugh.

Kurt: "Jesse's definitely bi."

Sebastian: "... And how do YOU know this?"

Kurt: "He hit on me when he came to scout out the Warblers for prey last year."

asdfgjsks this is great

rachel’s gaydar would be so off. i feel like she’d be kind of hurt that jesse didn’t come out to her.

rachel would get home and the first thing she’d do is call jesse and be like “i am so sorry if i have ever made you feel like you can’t talk to me about things. i know that we’re not together right now, but please know that even though we have broken each other’s hearts, i will still be here as an ear to listen.”

and jesse is like ??? to which rachel says “i don’t want to force you to come out, but i am concerned with you’re sleeping with.” and jesse says something like “i knew i was too good in bed for sebastian not to brag about it.”

#asks #belleandkurtbastian #sebastian smythe #for the blacklist #longpost #ish?

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palmetto-orange · 3 years

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Okay Nicky seems like the person who would say he has a great gaydar. so imagine one night Nicky’s bragging about his amazing gaydar skills, how he can detect a gay person within a 50 mile radius. Aaron’s pretending not to listen but Andrew looks Nicky dead in the eye and says “Nicky, I’m gay.”

Nicky starts laughing and Aaron who claimed he wasn’t paying attention starts laughing too because Andrew doesn’t feel. Because Andrew is a monster and monsters don’t feel anything for anyone.

#i don’t even know #all for the game trilogy #andrew minyard #nicky hemmick #aaron minyard #the foxes

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browanswylie · 4 years

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why 13rw ruined my life-buckle up its a long one

Hey, it’s Emily. Don’t adjust your, whatever device you’re hearing this on. It’s me, live and in writing. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack, settle in because I’m about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why this cursed show ruined my life.

Do the names Zach and Alex ring a bell? In fact, I have not stopped thinking about how these two fools were so beautifully set up to be the best couple in the show since that horrid day of June 5, 2020. As a matter of fact, Zach and Alex are literally the show’s most popular ship, yet they still were not endgame. Let’s throw in gRaNoLa CaMp cOoKiEs guy at the last minute. Listen, I love Charlie, he’s my bi baby, but it’s like his only personality trait is baking and annoying Alex. Like Alex literally said the words “If I say yes will these stop” in response to Charlie’s promposals. I have been an avid Zalex shipper since 2018, so you can imagine my disappointment towards the wasted potential we were dealt with this season. First of all, Zach did not teach Alex how to slow dance in season two just for them to not slow dance together at prom?? Did Ross Butler get into a fight with the writers or something, because why all that build up for NOthing? Can we also talk about how Alex murdered someone because they threatened Zach’s life? Can we also talk about how Alex almost drowned alone in season one, while in season four Zach saves him from drowning in the lake. The writers really had us thinking they were gonna kiss again, but then the scene just arbutedly ends? Can we talk about how Zach had to leave a room because Alex and Charlie were there? Maybe we can talk about how Zach is “not” in love with Alex, even though Alex was the one to break away from the kiss while Zach had his eyes closed with a dreamy look on his face. Ooh, I always love thinking about how Alex had no problem having Zach help him back in his cane days, but when Tony and Clay made an effort to walk his way to see if he needed help it cursed them out. We can also talk about the “Why are you with me and not with Charlie?” scene because I wonder why Zach would get so angry at his “best friend” hanging out with him like that if there was not more behind it. We can have the discussion of how Alex literally confessed his love to Zach in front of his boyfriend, with Zach adding in “it was a nice kiss” while staring Charlie down cuz that’s some funny bf shit. Actually, maybe we should be talking about how Charlie literally laughed when Monty told him Alex tried to kill himself and Zach had to step in. Yes, it makes sense for Charlie to laugh considering Monty’s is a scary little shit. Speaking of Monty, can we talk about how his gaydar was on point? Now I’m not one to brag, but I too both called Monty and Alex not being straight since season one, but let’s not get off track here. Monty called Alex a word that I am not gonna repeat in this essay for obvious reasons, but he also referred to Alex as Zach’s boyfriend. Again, I’m a big Charlie St. George fan, but when he smiled to alex at prom, my mans deadass said out loud “I’ll never be happy”. Like?? Anyways, maybe we can talk about how Alex started describing Zach when he was talking to the webcam girl. The more obvious shit being when Alex literally got a boner after trying to drop kick Zach, when was in the middle of a fight and stopped to help Alex up, or how Zach asks to hang out with Alex every 2108318 seconds. Or how Winston starts rambling on about why he’s in love with Alex and Zach goes like “yeah…”. We can also have the discussion about how, now this one is my favorite folks, Zach literally looked like he wanted to die when Charlie and Alex were holding hands at Monet’s. The moral of the story, is that there are many conversations to be had about Zach and alex. All in all, It just does not make sense for Zach and alex to go through what they did just for some random ass cookie generator boy to ruin it. I do have to admit, the prom scene made many many points, but it shouldve been ZACH!1!1 Ultimately, the only thing I got out of season four was that Alex settled for someone else because he thought Zach did not feel the same, when in reality, Zach had only realized he did too late.

The next and final reason why this show has ruined my life is because of Justin foley. Do I even have to explain this one? Zach and Alex at least have potential to get together in the future, while Justin is gone forever. Fictional deaths are usually sad for me in general. I will usually tear up, maybe shed a tear or two, but for Justin mf Foley, I sobbed. I sobbed for the person that had the best character development known to man. I sobbed for the person that was homeless, lost himself to drugs, to then find his people and his happiness. I don’t want to talk too much about his death because we all know how sad that was. Justin survived so much. Not only did he have to watch himself struggle because of drugs, he had to watch his mom to do so. His character development is the best I have ever seen. In particular, his development with Clay. Justin went from wanting him dead in season one, to calling him his brother in season four. The scene where Clay says goodbye to Justin especially hurts because it shows how Clay has learned how important it is to tell the people you love that you love them while they are still here. He almost died thinking that he had ruined Jess’ life. He knew he wasn’t feeling well on prom night, but still went for Jess. His and Jess’ relationship had always been a favorite of mine. They were at times on and off again, but you always knew they would ultimately end up together. Justin’s life was finally starting to go good for him. He had a family that loves him and he was going to college, and then his mother died and he relapsed. Justin Foley deserved to live a happy life in college, with Jess and Clay, with his best friend Zach, etc. He deserved a happy ending, period. And don’t even get me started on the scene where Clay reads Justin’s college letter. They both saved each others lives at one point or another, and who would have thought it would end like this. “He’s the reason I’m alive in the first place to write this essay because he’s my good influence. He’s my brother” is a scene that perfectly describes the sobbing chef’s kiss emoji. But enough with the sad because Justin Foley lived. While he knew what it was like to truly feel alone and helpless in this world, he also knew what it was like to feel loved and wanted.

All I wanted out of season four was zalex endgame and Justin’s happiness and looks where we’re at now. While all we have is Justin’s memory, we still have Zalex’s future. All I’m saying is it cannot be a coincidence that Zach is the football coach with alex being at every football game due to Charlie. These bitches are fucking in the lockerooms, I just know it! No, but really, I am very hopeful for zalex college spin off. I mean hey, a Justin resurrection couldn’t hurt either. To end this essay I leave you with two words: what is the best ship and character from 13rw and why is it zalex and Justin?

#13rw #justinfoley #zalex #13rw s4

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sapphicunicorn · 5 years

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One Of Us Is Lying by Karen M. McManus (contemporary/young adult)

Pay close attention and you might solve this.

On Monday afternoon, five students at Bayview High walk into detention.

Bronwyn, the brain, is Yale-bound and never breaks a rule.

Addy, the beauty, is the picture-perfect homecoming princess.

Nate, the criminal, is already on probation for dealing.

Cooper, the athlete, is the all-star baseball pitcher.

And Simon, the outcast, is the creator of Bayview High's notorious gossip app.

Only, Simon never makes it out of that classroom. Before the end of detention, Simon's dead. And according to investigators, his death wasn't an accident. On Monday, he died. But on Tuesday, he'd planned to post juicy reveals about all four of his high-profile classmates, which makes all four of them suspects in his murder. Or are they the perfect patsies for a killer who's still on the loose?

Everyone has secrets, right? What really matters is how far you would go to protect them.

TRIGGER WARNING: FORCED OUTING

Someone call Hollywood, we’ve found The Breakfast Club reboot! With more stereotypes, murder, and extremely harmful representations, we’ve got a delectable serving of chaos.

That’s to say: One of Us Is Lying toes the line of being a bad book. But there’s a major personal reason why this book is so low on my list.

Bronwyn finds herself stuck in detention after a teacher seizes a phone from her backpack. Funnily enough, the rest of the group in detention had the same type of phone with no idea how they received them, and they’re all high-profile students in Bayview High. The beautiful Addy, half of the school’s power couple and homecoming princess. The rugged Nate, who rarely shows up to school and is known for selling drugs. The good ol’ boy Cooper, who already has colleges and major league teams scouting his baseball games. And Simon, the school gossip with power in his pocket.

They claim they’ve been set up. And before anyone can blink, after drinking a small cup of water, Simon is on the floor in anaphylactic shock.

Not long after, Simon is dead.

Not long after that, fingers are being pointed at the (so-called) Murder Club--everyone in detention that day. It doesn’t take police long to uncover that Simon was sitting on potentially true gossip of the Murder Club. How could his death be an accident with so many enemies in one place?

The bulk of the book is spent with lawyers, going back and forth between police station and school. Even after his death, SImon is an influential figure in the school. Posts on Tumblr keep fanning the flames--the supposed killer behind the blog, bragging about killing a classmate. His presence is felt throughout the Murder Club, each thought weighed down by whatever dirt Simon had on them. But everyone in detention that day never saw anything strange, didn’t know Simon would post about them. They can’t believe any of them killed Simon.

The mystery doesn’t hold up. The secrets Simon held were fairly easy to discern, and the overall plot--who killed Simon?--was obvious. The plot won’t keep you guessing. The characters, however, will. How much further will the stereotypes go?

Bronwyn is the brain, the logical one. Yes, her hair is trapped in an eternal ponytail and she wears glasses. Plaid skirts are mentioned a few times. She tries to lead every operation and even tries to tell a lawyer how to do their job. She’s the good girl with a superior hacker for a sister, so of course she can learn whatever she wants to uncover.

Nate is the bad boy. And yes, his bad boy goes after Bronwyn’s good girl. Their romance is bizarre and out of place, and honestly dragged parts of the book down. But Nate is the typical motorcycle bad boy with the deadbeat dad and the disappearing mom. He hates school, he hates his life, and he sells drugs to get by. He also has a strange working relationship with his parole officer.

Cooper is the jock. He’s the all-American dream--good ol’ boy charm, southern drawl, plays baseball like a champ, his girlfriend is one of the popular girls. His family relies on him to get into a good college, or even better, the major leagues. His father insists on it, actually. No pressure.

Addy is the blond popular girl. She’s beautiful, has a mother made of botox, and is dating the most popular guy in school. They’ve been together since freshman year; they’ll get married and have beautiful kids, just as is expected.

Everyone plays their part--until later in the book, Addy becomes the breakout star. She was the only genuine surprise. She learns to stand up for herself and her awkward relationship with her sister is refreshing and welcoming. They’re not quite friends, not quite enemies, but they’re trying.

The absolute worst part of this book, and it nearly made me put the book down and vomit, was the forced coming out. One of Simon’s secrets on the Murder Club is that someone is gay. And yes, they’re in a relationship. And yes, they’re still dating someone in school to save face. Because no one is supposed to know they’re gay.

I knew the character was gay. This stupid lesbian has a great literary gaydar. However, I wasn’t expecting the way this character was outed. It was disgusting. It was horrible. As someone closeted to my family, this gave me so much panic that I wanted to physically tear out these pages and never look at this thing ever again. It was terrifying.

But here’s the weird thing--the story is set in California, outside of San Diego, and the entire school takes part in mocking the character after they’re forcibly outed. The fact that West Hollywood is right down the road from San Diego helped me fight through these scenes. Let’s be honest, no school near West Hollywood would ever ridicule a gay classmate. But this was still the biggest turn-off of the book.

All in all, One of Us Is Lying wasn’t what it was promised to be. It was awkward and handled relationships in ugly ways, and the forced outing was absolutely disgusting. And that’s saying something for a book that’s supposed to be about murder.

But I will always give YA books credit where credit is due. There were no absentee parents! Everyone--besides Nate, who only had authority figures--had parents that were involved in day-to-day life. So at least that’s something?

#book reviews #booklr #ya novels #one of us is lying #outing cw #karen m mcmanus #contemporary novels #young adult fiction #young adult

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optimisticllamathing · 5 years

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So, like a month ago I’m at this amusement park. I’m with this group. It’s me, two other girls, and this guy. The guy spent like five minutes bragging about his gaydar (he’s gay) while we were waiting in line for this rollercoaster, right? And I just - he’s bragging about being able to identify these three guys as gay, but only one of them was actually gay and all three were walking gay stereotypes, so I’m just. Dying of laughter on the inside. I’m smiling, nodding along. Then later we were talking about this annoying type of girl and I’m casually just like “yeah this girl I had a crush on in elementary school” Just. He spent a few minutes telling me, a gay, about his gaydar. I mean I’m still friends with the guy but after that and the outfit he wore the night before I went back home it’s obvious he’s a disaster gay. He thinks he’s a functional one but NO. We all had a nice day at the amusement park tho

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secretagentspydetectiveninja · 5 years

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More of the Misadventures of Aish rereading Misadventures and fixing typos, like a cowardly fool because I can’t sleep

chapters 21-25 oh no here we go

(actually I did this in like November on my phone but only just now remembered that I never posted it so here ya go, this is all weeks old)

Okay so with the chapter titles, I didn’t actually start naming them until about ch27 or so, but I had already nicknamed this chapter something like “IT’S FRIENDSHIP YOU COWARDS” bc this one got a surprising amount of notes on tumblr and I’m 99% sure most of the people who read it did not realize that this is in fact a Kimax fic

And also THIS CHAPTER WAS THE TURNING POINT. I could either have kept the fic rly lighthearted until way near the end, or decide to start shoving in the Angst much quicker. 3 guesses what I picked >:D

Oh highkey same Alix?? except for me it’s not superpowers or anything it’s just called “anxiety disorder”

The obliviousness physically pains me

I’m the guard who just blatantly lets Alix steal popcorn. also why was there just casually popcorn there. god I don’t even know what I was thinking when I wrote any of this

Oh yeah I remember!! I was mad at people setting off the smoke alarm while making popcorn in the middle of the night!! just uni things am I right

...why am I noticing now that the whole popcorn thing is just a metaphor for Kim’s entire love life I am going to throw this fic out of the window I swear

IT REALLY IS, UGH I HATE THIS, ARE YOU TELLING ME I DID THAT BY ACCIDENT

this is a freaking game of Civilization where one civ takes a runaway lead in the science victory while the rest are all still stuck in the industrial era

Kim is me watching dinosaur movies too tbh, dinosaurs are so frickin rad

well this is depressing

and adorable

I hate so much that I know what the Bad Dream means I hate it I hate it I h

IT’S OKAY KIM I’M PROUD OF YOU, YOU’RE MY SON AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

“It’s not up to you to question why people care about you so just roll with it” damn past me, that’s actually some really good advice???

Alix is a Kimax shipper even this early in the fic, btw. whenever she talks to them about each other she’ll always say stuff like “oh yeah you two are so close” or “he cares about you so much” without specifying whether she means that platonically... my dudes... she’s shipping it

Kim having an existential crisis in early hours of the morning is such a mood because it’s 2am and I’m having one right now

BAD FORESHADOWING, YES BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO START HAPPENING SOON LIKE ASSASSINATIONS AND STUFF, YOU WEREN’T WRONG

Alright chapter 22 now

the carriage guards!! my favourite characters in the entire fic!!!!!! they’re the BEST okay they just casually chill at school through the entire thing and only show up again in the last chapter omg they’re so amazing I love them??? absolute LEDGES

Kim’s parents being all like “yeah if our son doesn’t wanna come home from school then just KIDNAP HIM and bring him back lmao”

“Hey, do you want me to threaten your guards with my snake or something?” WAS THAT FORESHADOWING??? BECAUSE SHE VERY MUCH DOES DO THAT LATER. TO DIFFERENT GUARDS YES BUT IT’S LEGIT A THING SHE DOES

talking on the phone is stressful? yes it’s that good old “anxiety disorder” again, really a pain tbh

god I’m so proud of Kim, already that good good character development

also Kim’s grandma is me

omg I have to put Kim and Alix’s dumb chess games in the sequel, I came up with an entire thing about how they blatantly cheat etc and it’s ridiculous and Max gets a headache whenever he has to “referee” (aka make sure they don’t fight), it’s so great okay

me: *thinks about chapter 34 and throws up*

oh I’m the snake too btw. the snake also will hate chapter 34

Max holy moly repressing your feelings isn’t healthy??? stop that

hhhhhhh chapter Lila now, like literally that’s the entire chapter 23, it’s basically just Lila

this is just the damn Volpina episode

dupainchien!!!!! dupainchien!!!!!!!!!

I know this isn’t even that much of a big deal in this fic but like... can Marinette and Adrien just get together already lmao

hskdjhdkjfhgs for the record Lila and Kim is actually a pretty good ship?? but they’d both try to out-brag each other and it would be ridiculous so uh

hm anyways. time for CHAPTER AROACE

Kim’s like. ABOUT TO start falling for Max oh thank god, I need this

Lila: *just stabs Kim’s homework with a parasol*

Kim just... Did That??? WE STAN

(oh and later note: in this he just treats Lila like how Adrien treated her in Chameleon lol)

I remember at this point I wasn’t sure if Lila would actually really return in the fic, and then literally like 2 chapters later I brought her back already because damn that girl needs a redemption arc

do I hug Kim or do I hug Max?? you FOOLS, you ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS, I am going to hug ALIX for having to deal with all their romo bullshit

Max trying to get drunk on orange juice is the mood

JULEKA’S MAGICAL GAYDAR!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!

(also Juleka is absolutely wearing a Reflekta dress)

Juleka, outright: “Max. my dude. alix is aroace you dense idiot. you are all idiots. you absolute fuckwits.”

I’m still the snake btw

hhhhhhhhhh I wanna make a daisy chain now, or just go outside and sprawl in some grass, I can’t because it’s 2.30am and I live in the city and it’s winter, screw this fic for making me miss my school days

oh no I’m having an allergic reaction again

I mEAN IT’S CUTE THO, IT’S CUTE, BUT I KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN A BIT LATER SO THIS IS JUST PAINFUL

“You need more sleep” me calling myself out

I am going to hit Kim over the head,,

STOP BEING WEIRD JUST TELL HER YOU LIKE HER?? GOOD GOD I DON’T EVEN SHIP IT AND I STILL WANT YOU TO GET A BLOODY MOVE ON

oh good, he wants to smack himself in the face too

no nonono no Alix I think you are cute too. but you see, I mean it in the adopting way. but you ARE objectively adorable (source: the Reverser episode and also like all the other episodes) people just don’t say it in this au because of your TERRIFYING PET SNAKE

she offered to give him a telephone... lov that foreshadowing

*unimpressed* “are you in love with me?” OH FUCKING FINALLY

skdfhskdjfhsd avoiding people and having a heart attack when someone knocks on your door? I see the return of that anxiety disorder eh

Alix didn’t bring the snake (me) with her on purpose bc she knows Kim is still a bit scared of it at this point and doesn’t want him to be in a bad mood while she’s crushing his heart and soul

GOD YES I LOVE THIS SCENE

I hate myself because when I was writing this I was thinking “oh mood?? oh mood worm same hat???” and yet still. didn’t. realize. I’m. aro. *le sigh*

I’m gonna cry this is so sweet

“So are bossy, intimidating, hot girls your type?” no actually because Ondine is neither bossy nor intimidating (tho yeah she is hot) (and not particularly relevant in this fic unfortunately)

Alix is not in fact as oblivious as she claims to be btw, she just thinks it would sound mean to say “oh yeah I guessed you had a thing for me but I aggressively ignored it bc it annoyed me since I’m aroace lmao”

I’m genuinely going to hecking cry omg I remember now why this was my Ultimate Brotp for so long ugh it’s so good, @ ZAG LET KIM AND ALIX BE FRIENDS

I’m laughing?? so hard??? at the fact that their height difference is so ridiculous that literally like he has to kneel down??? god this is the funniest thing

oh also btw she was internally debating with herself like “should I give him the mistletoe kiss?? sounds gross but I feel so bad for him dammit” and decided to right there on the spot because she was lowkey curious anyway, which I’ll be honest is still an aro mood

OMG I’M ACCIDENTALLY SUCH A GENIUS OMG LISTEN NO LEMME EXPLAIN

SO LIKE. there are two (2) instances in this fic where I tried to pretend to be funny by dropping in the word “heartrate”. one is near the beginning, and the other is right here

in other words, the exact start and end points of Kim’s crush on Alix?? AND I DID THAT BY ACCIDENT OMG I’VE CHANGED MY MIND I’M PROUD OF MYSELF NOW

oh... oh no. uh oh. the dreaded evil Chapter Twenty Hecking Five

it’s called “Pain” for a reason. also my OG nickname for it was “Death”. also for a reason.

I even listened to Death Valley (the FOB song) on repeat while writing it (along with the next like 9 chapters lol) because the word DEATH just seemed so accurate

no really this is THE real turning point in the fic, where it stops being just a dumb teen movie and starts being all A N G S T Y

like this is the first chapter that has NO lightheartedness AT ALL

okay. here we go

this is all??? foreshadowing??? for dumb chapters like 30 and 34??? I Hate

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SNAKE

I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK JUST READING THESE WORDS THIS IS SO HORRIFYING ALEXA PLAY DEATH VALLEY

this is the equivalent of seeing a kwami die, for the record. like I know kwamis can’t die but THIS IS HOW IT WOULD FEEL

god this is even worse in hindsight knowing what happens later, bc poor Alix is all like @ herself “oh well it’s a nightmare so it’s not real” and I’m just like... oh dear. honey. sweetie. welp. I mean on the bright side you’re psychic so that’s kinda cool right

I love how Jalil is actually really sweet and a genuinely cool brother, you just never get to see it when Kim’s around bc he hates Kim lmao (I mean for good reasons..)

“I can’t live without this snake!” I MEAN YOU’RE NOT WRONG

these timeline powers are SO cursed man. why was I so evil and cruel holy actual shit

(the whole “some character deaths but not really” tag refers to all this clusterfuck btw)

okay it’s funny how this bit with Adrien is the Collector episode despite it not having aired yet when I wrote this, I guess I’m psychic too

Nathalie being sympathetic huh? not so much in the sequel when I get round to it...

Adrikins being all “I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER” I’m dying

uh yeah there’s a difference between being grounded, and like, literal actual house arrest

damn... capitalism really is bad

so is imperialism

fix this damn typo thing where I used the word “soon” twice in one sentence like was that really necessary

DUPAINCHIEN

I love how Kim is so obviously bi that even Marinette notices and straight-up tries to set him up with a hot commoner boy

oh noes here comes The Death

Hi Aish Snekwami, I am afraid

god imagine how horrible it must be??? to have something traumatic happen in another timeline but you’re still aware of it in this one so you still suffer the effects even though nothing bad happened in this timeline????

Max shows up for two seconds this chapter to remind everyone that I have an anxiety disorder again and then hecks off, good for him

HOLY FUCK?!?!?! IMAGINE LITERALLY DYING ACTUAL DEATH IN ANOTHER TIMELINE AND EVEN THOUGH YOU SURVIVE IN THIS ONE YOU STILL HAVE TO LIKE. FEEL THE WHOLE TIME YOU’RE DYING OF GODDAMN COBRA VENOM HOLY FUCK WHY DID I MAKE THIS SO ANGSTY

I mean I think I remember writing this when I was on a very heavy painful period which full-on incapacitated me but like even that’s nowhere near as bad as fucking. snake. bite (ye I did some research, it was creepy...)

man this is so evil... I can’t

THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO DIE

god that’s so haunting ughhhhhhhhh

honestly whenever I stub my toe etc I always think to myself “is this karma for that time I lowkey killed Alix off in chapter 25?” and yeah, it probably is

OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH FOR NOW

#more like the misadventures of aish having anxiety #random stuff #misadventures

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