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howthesleeplesswander · 9 months

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kaeya would 100% wear lipstick for the SOLE PURPOSE of covering his romantic partner's face in obnoxious, embarrassing kiss marks

casually sauntering up to his lover with ruby red lipstick on and while they're distracted by being 😳 he just grabs their cheeks and launches an all-over smooch attack

#《⭒✩⭒ || hc: prince of lies and snow (kaeya) 》#he's an idiot your honor aksdjfkds #and so am i apparently since this is what i'm thinking about at 10AM while working #he thrives off of flustering people - especially his friends and loved ones #not only would he get to see his partner (hopefully) react like O/////O to him wearing the lipstick in the first place #but he'd also get to watch them be flustered over the possibility of being seen on their way to wash it all off #the real power move here would be for his partner to just own it tbh 😂#them walking around all day proudly covered in kiss marks while KAEYA'S the one left O/////O #asfksdjf IT'D BE DESERVED

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