#he'll be like 'that's jake i got him when i was impaled on a pipe by a space whale' 'rene is my appendicitis scar she's cute'
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the fact that guy talks about himself in the third person so often makes me think he's totally the kind of guy to give names to his scars and talk about them like they're their own thing
#he'll be like 'that's jake i got him when i was impaled on a pipe by a space whale' 'rene is my appendicitis scar she's cute'#he points at his top surgery scar and goes 'this is sun and gun because when sun's out gun's out too' and then he grins#actually. that's a tangent but i love how guy loves himself#yeah it's borderline arrogant and obsessive but it's nice to read a hero who genuinly thinks they're the shit. he's the best#and he thinks he's the smartest and greatest and best looking guy out there and honestly it's refreshing to read#i do love my wallowing hero but it's nice to read a self assured bastard once in a while. puts things into perspective#he'll go 'aren't i a handsome bastard' and ppl around will say 'no' and he'll answer with 'shut up you dont know what you're talking about'#dc#guy gardner
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