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horrendousmustard · 11 months

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he has a rubber duck in his house and there’s 7 plants and he sings in the bath and he gets mad at Shachi for being old and if you whisper in his ear he won’t hear it because it would feel like the breath is tickling his ear and he’d be too busy focusing on not giggling

#he bapy #he hit the guy in the head with the corner of a brick 12 times. body stuffed behind the dumpster. kakuhou and a chunk of the brain is missin #3 days later it hurts when he pees congratulations that guy had unprotected sex before he was murdered now babygirl has an std #he’d have a cute std though. kawaiicore swollen balls if you catch my drift #one time he took a bath for 6 hours because he zoned out really hard and when he came back he looked like a sultana #he loves taking baths it’s one of his top 3 ways of being warm but he cannot do it often because he’s so busy doing situps and gossiping #he appreciates candles with food scents like peachy candles but he wouldn’t tell people that #he’d survive mostly off cereal if he stayed human

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