#he tries to leave the house like this and both sergei and Yuriy have to drag him back in and force him to change | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

teabiscs · 8 months

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hello I am back on my bullshit. Bc I just got an ad for booty shorts that say Daddy

But anywho. Just please imagine (I’ll draw it eventually) boris wearing these black booty shorts with white lettering that says Daddy. And then a fucking pale, pastel pink, crop top sweater that barely covers his pecs that says baby girl in a deep magenta. Also. Thigh high socks, with crocs. (And they’re like lime green or something obnoxious)

Boris in questionable fashion is my headcanon.

#and maybe a really really dumb hat #that says soemtbing just as stupid like dilf hunter or something #he tries to leave the house like this and both sergei and Yuriy have to drag him back in and force him to change #he looks so ridiculous #ivan in the corner laughing #he bought the hoodie #and Kai for once agree with Ivan that there’s nothing wrong with the outfit #he bought the shorts #they both just sneak the clothes into Boris’ dresser #so boris has no idea where they come from just think the clothes are fab #yuriy finds his first grey hair at 19. sergei at 20 #and it’s all thanks to Boris

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