#he takes the extra step to further protect his 'herrmann' because even if he trusts his own name with the US
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i am a landa x herrmann shipper in a world of aldo x landa......
#i dont even believe 'herrmann's name is actually herrmann#because landa calls all underranking soldiers he doesnt know 'herrmann'#since yknow that name translates to basically mr man#and i believe its for yaoi reasons because landa stumbles upon calling him herrmann because he knows his real name#but chooses to call him an anonymous herrmann because he wants to have absolute control and certainty that when they get their private#island on nantucket that he will be able to wipe away all of 'herrmann's past with no possibility of his name being sullied#he takes the extra step to further protect his 'herrmann' because even if he trusts his own name with the US#he doesnt trust 'herrmann's name in their hands#ouuuughh im sorry guys im sorry im sorry i sniff yaoi cocaine and think something is canon and will immediately live and die by it#i need to ship aldo x landa so bad.... but landa x herrmann calls for me#the babies i would sacrifice for inglourious basterds to be a TV show where we get to see landas backstory#idgaf ill risk him being confirmed not a faggot i just need moar inglourious basterds i want to know the backstory of each character deeply#PLEASE#delusional asf in the club creating entire backstory pulled outta my ass for landa#sorry guys im a freak#if i was a writer id be the guy on ao3 who writes a 300k fanfic about landas growing up n shit#doesnt even focus on the yaoi for 60% of it its basically just landa growing up and yaoi with herrmann was just needed to tell that story
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