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frayedcircus · 8 months

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doodling in a whiteboard with some friends and accidentally created the sloppiest most pathetic wet cat of a man you’ve ever seen. i hate him so much i hope he dissolves.

we named him cohan rivers bc it’s an awful name<333

(he secretly has weezer blue eyes)

thank you to @pearonpizza @yellowfrog456 @unofficial-trader-joes and @barrkcaat for helping create this horrible guy.

#he is the WORST boyfriend you’ll ever have #radiohead is his favorite band #closely followed by weezer #he goes to a weezer concert and gets so excited he cries #he sweats SO MCUH despite being a cat #“babe why wont you hold my hand” his hand is sticky with soda after he tried to fill his cup up with every fountain drink at the restaurant #he goes to a party drinks one solo cup of spiked punch immediately gets drunk and cries #he brags to a girl about how popular he is but when he brings her to a house party he’s just standing in the corner #he wears skinny jeans #the apology macdonalds he got you was bought with a coupon you gave him last month #if you threw him at a wall he would stick for a moment and then peel off #one date in and he’s pulling out the acoustic guitar to play you creep by radiohead #he gets girls but they only stay for like a week max #they see his stupid eyes and pathetic stance and think “i can fix him” but alas. they cannot.#we’re still figuring out his design #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #doodle #oc #original character #my art #catboy #??? i guess #i hate him<3 #he’s technically anthro ig but it feels wrong to tag him as one. he’s just a guy. idk.#cohen rivers slander #cohen rivers

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