#he probably does go and get. y’know micro plastic removal facials and cyberware tune ups and real-skyn redrafting | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

civilization-illstayrighthere · 8 months

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i understand the intent of fic being like “kerry eurodyne? 89 year old globally famous rockerboy?! He doesn’t have a mr. Studd” like i get it the implication that he’s down to earth and not like lizzy wizzy and humanity vs machine blah blah blah but can you imagine the length of his fucking ball sack. how am i supposed to mentally reconcile this. he doesn’t get a mr. Studd but he does have to go in for monthly cyber-botox for his balls? they’re absolutely smooth no wrinkles.

#cp 2077 #a post im throwing into the queue so it can pop up randomly and obliterate the dash where it lands #being a celebrity comes with a lot of beauty rituals us mere mortals do not do. that’s their job.#hence all the workout equipment that is surprisingly clean in the villa #he probably does go and get. y’know micro plastic removal facials and cyberware tune ups and real-skyn redrafting #*regrafting #I’m not a kid going ‘ewww 30?’ but 89? yeah man. it’d be in tatters if it wasn’t a mr. studd

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