sarov in skeleton key is such a funny character because he invites alex to breakfast and then immediately goes on a monologue about how he runs a marathon every morning and also cooking is Bad and he eats his eggs raw but if alex wants he will have his prepared the way he likes :)) he's considerate like that :)) also if alex tries to escape he will be shot or whipped, btw does alex like horse riding?

like how do you even respond to all of that lmao