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Clone Wars: Season 2
Episode 1 Holocron Heist
We just
had
a heist
[One
nonsense
enough
to knock
me into
nonsensical
incoherent
rambling...]
Two
Okay...
I’m prepared...
To do.
nonsense...
Urgh
Okay..
[Title
Screen]
[Woah!]
.... ..
Aight
Okay
A lesson learned,
A lesson earned
Oh..
That
snapped me out of it,
A lesson earned
is
a lesson earned
[you don’t need a
person to tell you
basic
common sense
you can figure out yourself]
....
Assumed authority is
bullshit
Don’t need to
earn any-
[Sorry,
Still
Recov-
er-
ing
From
Last
ep-
Isode]
Okay...
Any-way
Jedi on a
planet
. .
Some-how
tr
ap
ped
-
Surrounded
Clones
-
Right-
-
Why?
Like - if you needed parts-
Okay-
I’m
in
-terested
Any way...
Wait
cruisers?
Gun
ships?
R-escue
Oh
wait-
That’s
Good
Oh
No,
It’s
Plo..
Jokes
About
How
He
Got
His
Men
Blown
Up Just
gonna
put
this
over
here
Been a
while
Also Hey
yeah
what
is
he
doing
here?
Doesn’t
he
have
Jedi
things
to
do?
Get
a
new
fleet?
I mean
th-
(Don’t
Condone
Child
So-
L
diers!)
But
every
time
it’s
always
Obi-Wan
and
Anakin
because
all
the
rest
of
them
are
too
busy
So
What-
Alright
-
Whelp
-
I
don’t
care
—-
Whelp
—
Ex-plo
—
Is
this
just
going
to
be
an
action
piece?
(Nothing
wrong
with
that;
just
need
a
different
mindset,)
From
the
applications
of
child
soldiers
-
To
Shoot-
-Why?
It’s-
Nice-
-Droids
Plo-
General-
?
Ev-
Neat-
Good-
Whelp-
Grab ‘em to the medic
And Go!
(Seriously
Windu figured this out yesterday.)
Grunts
You’d
think
the Jedi would give the
order?
Seriously,
Good miss,
Five
Min-
Got
Some
One-
Killed
“ Asoka,”
First Asoka
mention in the first five minutes
[maybe they got her character
better.]
-Jungle
You sent-
A child
That
Logically can’t improvise
...
Into
a jungle
....
The
Fuck
Skywalker?
Con-tact
Her
-
Dead
-
She’s very likely
dead-
-
Anyway
-
Hope
Anakin
taught
her
those
moves-
-
That’s
a
lot
of
emotion
-
In
the
movements;
Again;
Monotonous,
Stunted,
Robo
Tot
-ic
That’s
How
Child-
Nope-
Tone’s
Off
So,
just
to
go
over;
1. Tone ❌
2. Dia-
Log
Ue- (?)
3. Move
-ment ❌
I’m hop-
Extract-
Taught-
Okay-
Teach
-ing
s
Aight
Mary
Sue-
I’m
sorry
but
the
light
is
literally
coming
out!
Whelp-
Okay-
So it’s Ahsoka an
adult yet?
Like that can be explained away as
acco-untability
Otherwise,
she should
have a hard time
with
one
Droid!
(No wait didn’t Obi-Wan just call her
‘young one ‘)?
Nope!
Movie, get over there in your
shame corner
That-
Was painful
over-
reacting
And
Focus-
I
Don’t
-
You
couldn’t
have
forced
it
more
if
you
tried
-
The
Force-
d cha-
nge i
-n
Perspective
Not
Apprec
-iate
D-
. . .
.
Moving
on
Whelp
...
Get
In
-
That’s
a
direct
order-
-
“Can’t-”
Nope!
That’s
It-
Tone ❌
Dialogue; ❌,?
Move; ❌
Ment
Turn in your bad
writing card,
Movie
❌
(Not a series strike,
Just
A
“Fuck
You,
Strike
On the
Movie
And,
This
Chara
-cter
(We just had such a good-
Maybe; it gets better?
Skipped ahead;
It doesn’t
Sigh-
*Puts on earmuffs
Meta-phorically
Aight
Back
To
19:06
(Original
time
stamp;
Play
*Think
Friendly
Fire-
Nvm
*Thing
Ex-plodes
In-
stantly
Whelp-
You
called
her
before
a
council
??
Child
-ren
Can’t
Think
-
Okay
Movie
Children
can’t
think-
From ag-
“This is-”.
It should
be
-But
The
writers
-
refuse
to
write
her
as
child
-
The
Pro-
“I-
The
Pro-
Blem
As
the
story
seems
to
be
placing
the
Jedi
on
a
high
pedestal
.....
Their
actions
here
as
reasonable
.....
But
it’s
not
...
If Ahsoka was a child it would be a cruel use of power showing how used only to put the younger generation down before they’re
old enough to understand it
And how they’ve given Anakin the illusion of power
-Boomer
Bait
If she’s an adult;
This would be a show of
how
she’s childified by her peers
As it stands;
The writers refuse to chose
Concerning, due to the fact that
Child-ify
Ing
An
Adult
......
Is
Wrong
And
adult-ify
ing
a
child
is
wrong
...
Un
equivocally,
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
;
This is necessary
[Excuse for odd formatting
The “Movie”,
(Under the
picture)
Caused
Tumblr
To
heck
up
my
spacing)
Continuing
on;
“Time
away
from
the
battle-
field,”
Good,
For
A
Child
Solider
-
(And
would’ve
been
a
good
show
that
any
kind
-ness
from
them
is
performative
...
“Guard duty,”
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
1
Cite;
Child
ren
Don’t
have
that
much
emotion,
Nor
Pre-
fer
ence-
-
“Longer
now,”
Dick
—-
Kinda
It’s
better
for
children
not
to
be
in
battle
—
So
not
a
complete
dick...
But
not
optimal...
“Sorry”
So he said by people who don’t wanna take accountability for their actions and just stop doing the thing and
stop bringing the toxins into the world
Point;
If you
were sorry
you would
stop
doing it,
stop
bringing
it
up,
and
do
better...
—-
Trying
to
control
the
narrative
isn’t
nice
(When
the
truth
is
objective)
Only
the
self
may
be
both
.....
Security
-
“Knowledge,”
*Bag-age
“Hm,”
. .. .
...
...
Fisto
...
In-side
St-upid
Forbid
Den
Know-ledge
(It’s likely
about
plants
Or
Weapons)
Also;
Boomer
Bait!
(That’s something they offer younger
generations to follow their
stupid outdated tradition)
It’s always
worse...
(Also, this isn’t about Ahsoka trying to steal the
Holocon thing is it?
Because her character is already
-hateable- enough
And if she has enough initiative
to steal the holocon
- She’s an adult
And should
be allowed entrance
anyway
“Jedi
Council,”
So,
lady was a Jedi?
Aight,
Keeping an eye
on that
...
Aight
-
No
Went through one.
drug trip
Already
.....
[Okay...
..Got
a Drink
of water
——
Interrupt
-ion
Wait I thought he was just a
ball of
fuck your plot
You’re telling me he actually works
for
Palpatine?
After
threaten
ing
Palpatine?
This
dude
-
fucking
drug
trip
-
...Ser
vices
I
honestly
thought
he
was
a
[fuck
your
shit]
guy
Now
he’s
a
de
tec-
tive
Noir
....
Movie
that’s
too
many
genres
.....
You-
need
to
slow
down
.
Your main
Chara-
Isn’t
Even
Esta-
Blish
-ed
Prop
er
Ly
Nevermind
the
characterization
Note if it had been established he changes things every so often that would be neat
As
it stands
This
dude is a
fecking roller coaster
Not any
thing
resembling
good
[Giving
your
aud-
ience
a
drug
trip
isn’t
good
writing]
It makes
them
dizzy!]
So...
Holocron
Like Palpatine is literally doing this just to fuck over
Ahsoka?
Also, this is going to result in Ahsoka
being
unchild
-like
To take them out
too?
I’ll get the -
counter
ready
[yes I have seen it
literally
every
Mall cop/
security guard movie
ever
The
fun
.
seeing how your
(Good)
chara
cters
-
interact
with
the
scenario
-
That’s
not
happening
here
-
If she was a child this would show how
Anakin‘s orders react with the environment
If
she’s
an
adult;
We’re working through a checklist;
About
what we know about
her;
Likes, dislikes, how they might come up in a
situation...
The suspension...
coming when they do
With
Ahsoka...
What do we know about her?
Honestly?
We know she likes
fighting
(Already in enabler of toxic behavior
-against other living beings)
We know literally
nothing else about
her
Except...
That she’s
perfect...
Re-moving
All
Tension;
Deal
I’m surprise he just wasn’t like
oh
yeah
sure,”
[Ditches
with
the money]
...
..
Oh they’re actually talking
strategy
Usually it’s just
‘fuck em’ up
And that’s all
we ever
hear
Er-
Whelp-
Yodi’s
dead
Alas,
Poor
Narc
[assuming he can actually sense
disorder in the ranks]
Gen.
Leader
Ship.
Tox
He should know
he shouldn’t be doing that
Focusing
on him
self
And
practic
ing
accountability
....
Constantly
micromanaging
and
checking
in
on
your
peers
..
Isn’t
going
to make
them
more
likely
to be
accountable..
It’s
going
to
piss
them
off
...
Your (evident) distrust creating a toxic environment
As you were refused to
trust their
char
-acter
You can’t give me
respect the guy that was just snooping
(Through the whole
uni-verse)
That’s
the
point...
A
dis-turbance
in the force
Yeah?
Intruders there will
be
Okay, bullshit
he can see that
Like;
Peri-pheral
Okay
(Still tox that you don’t expect your peers
in a peripheral.
to be able to hold
accountability)
But this is galaxies
away
(Ac-tually.
on
Corousant)
But.
He
Should
n’t
Know
That-
‘The
Narcs
pulling
authority
again,
master,”
“Shh,
this
is
what
we
train-
I mean groom -
you
for!,”
“But
You
Said,”
(Con-tinuing
Earl-ier,)
[Seriously
I meant to bring it up
earlier,
But are they really inhabiting
Zero the hutt’s
old hotel]
Like it could just be a Noir hotel
But the positioning
and location
seem
familiar
. . .
Tell
me...
Who
the
frick
is
this?
?
“What
you
are
doing
back
there?”
...
..
Aight...
Assis
-tance
God
Lord,
He’s
Try
-ing
-
Main
tenance
If I don’t idea
(who this guy was )or what was going on
then maybe that would make sense
As it stands,
Nope,
Crash-
es
What’s
that?
....
What?
Seriously.
all he did was put another thing into another thing?
???
...
Aww, he actually trusts
Bane..
Thank you
...
Door..
Techno
Service
...
Droid
As in a
“tech
-nical service droid?
(Rt
(IT)
Tech
Guy?
Or a technical
assistant
(One made of
tech)?
(Or one specializing in
techno dance moves?)
Also
is he supposed to get them
in?
Is
that thing?
They-
didn’t
really
establish
much-
Butler
Droid...
Change?
Todo...
“You are what I say
you are,”
Roomba- kicker
Also, having a roommate is just straight up
detective fiction...
Like
buddy-cop detective but still
detective
With noir,
Which
is supposed to be focused on independence
Dis(trust) in society
Which is
admittedly
(toxic)
Or
seems
to be
Those two
themes...
Directly contra-
dictory
[with
Griev-
ous
they
made
it
work,
But
he
wasn’t
this
-
]
“Uh,”
You
are
not
“The
Doctor,”
-
[that work
ed as
manif-
estation
Of
Greiv-
Ous’s
Toxic
Be-
Hav
-ior-
And
Human
Want
For
Com-
Pan
Ion-
Ship
-
Or
At
Least-
Vul-
Ner-
Aba-
ili
Ty-
-
This
Guy
-
So far he’s a
n(e)igh
invulnerable
Douche
Bag
-
With
No
-thing
Humane-
-
Not
quite
Ahsoka
levels
-
Intend
-ed
To be
an adult
-
Just-
-
Really needing to go
ham -
On the arrogance
And
inhumanity
(He sold his soul for
money- But makes it look
so good- what
he
does-
Gets a sick
kinda enjoyment from it,”)
That’s how you
have, to pull it off
As it stands;
there’s
no
emotion
with
this
character
Is
the
robot
supposed to be like his
morality pet?
But he’s a
dick to
him
too
Really
he gets nothing
from me
How do even in the
“I-don’t-feel-anything-I’m-so-edgy-and-cool
look at me!’
Vibes
There’s nothing
fun...
Yeah you can throw all the
...clichés
you want in there
[But that doesn’t work
if you don’t use them
properly]
[I see the team up
with a female bounty
-hunter]
[Predictable
“I work Alone...]
The only thing
those stories
share
In minute]
But ‘once the effect of’
‘wow that’s a lot of things.
Has worn off
The story and character left
heartless
“Non-of- your
Bus-
iness,”
Doesn’t have the
cockiness to make it
work
[this isn’t
power-
Ful-]
Down
right
..cringe
As it tries to shove shove two genres.. .
At least...
That don’t
Quite
.work
...
Least not the
way they’re trying to make them
work
.....
..Today
It’s noir
The point is
no one’s
in a
good mood..
...
Aight,
Wasn’t that-
Also,
shouldn’t
he
know-
Based on how
open-
She
is-
To un-
veiling
her
mask..
- -
Robot
So sh-
ouldn’t she ask the robot to leave the room?
(If it’s such a big deal
to her?”)
He can just run their
face through a
face scan
no?
Mid-rim
I thought he didn’t have a way
in?
[That’s a
pretty pathetic
way in.. .]
[Palpatine’s
screwing
with
him]
[Giv
-ing
Him
a
hard
time
and
satis
-iating
-
The
ab-
omin-
ations
desire
for
blood🎵,
Two
birds,
one
stone,
Also,
Movie,
That’s
the
wrong
amount
of
planning
for
the
wrong
genre
-
We don’t care how the
bank ro
-bbers
Art
-thieves
Got
There
This
isn’t
Heist
-
[Money
Heist,
Not
Terr-
Esc]
Got
It
Wrong
[Pre
dict-
The
Plot-]
Last
Time.
-
The
Focus
isn’t
Character
building-
- it’s the
‘out of depth
characters reaction to the
scenario,’
And the wacky hijinks that
ensue
Using their
talents...
Contrast-
ed against the environment
(Mall
cop
example]
Which seems to be the best
fit
Stealing
the-
Holocron-
-
WHAT WAS THE
PURPOSE-
Well-
At least they ack
-now-ledged
Planning
really isn’t part of the subset,
Good
(For them?)
Aight
Impossible
...
What are the
emotions?
[like they
literally.
just through in
the
“the only place...”
Why..?
So quick rehash
(Sorry
but I can feel the
drug
trip coming through,)
(Effects-
Of
Dealing-
With
(bad) excess character;
(Deserts
Metal...)
[Refresh]
He has a map of the Jedi temple
Chip
(Oh so that’s what that-
(Isn’t he
still-)
[Changlin’]
Aight
Bog
[Refresh
End]
[Voice
acting?
[Mouth
sync]
...
..
Aight
..
In
Tru-
Maybe
take
the
teen- off guard duty
A thought
[but-seriously
No high
Alert?
Only these
two..?
Info-
-Mation
Baggage
Seriously money would be a better
option
Or
just
street
cred
(Adult) humans,
Aren’t that Liniar...
Any way...
East
Tower
....
Well that’s better than some
dusty
old
books
-
Holos
(Seriously at least that’s
present
baggage.)
Whelp
Nobody
notices
this
bullshit!
On a supposedly
secure a
military
base
....
...
Also in the Mid- day break
fecking
daylight!
(With the
hiest it made sense,
That was a hostage
political situation
Meant
to draw in a huge
crowd;
How?
Cool
Alright,
Hey
isn’t
she
supposed
to
be
standing
still?
(Guard)
Doing patrols?
Like
no
emotion,
Face
Forward,
Professiona
-lism
Not
Greeter
(Didn’t they literally call it
guard duty?)
Like just say you’re sending her to
library service...
Assis
-tance
Again,
Wrong
Field...
They’d
be
talking
to
the
library
helper
(Official)
Con-
Bother
Not
how a
child
reacts
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
2/3
Cite;
Asoka
shows
intentional
over involvement
instincts
more
befitting
of
an
adult
....
Good
Fully
understand
able
reaction
(Kinda)
(Don’t
yell
at
children)
Don’t
over involve
yourself
in
the
future
....
(But if you’re an
over-
involv
ed
and
(un-)childlike
abomination
(Getting
shoved
for
this
is
likely
going
to
happen)
Dude was actually nicer than
an adult
Enabler
(Rule
Of
Excess
Society;
While
excess
verbalization
is
ex-
pected,
Getting
in
someone’s
way
(non-sport
Ing-)
(Or con
-ferr
ed-)
U-pon
Is
not,
Attemp
ting
to
move
them
away
the
customary
five
times
is
expected)
Aight,
So the librarian was right there as
she
harassed
her
client)
(Not saying;
But
you should get involved
in tox that doesn’t involve you)
Just don’t
think that would excuse
Her
from ire
“I can’t do anything right,”
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
3/4
Cite;
Child
-ren
Aren’t aware of
self
Ahsoka would repeat a line
blank
-ly
“Likely
‘sorry’
Then back
away
[Or
the
or
dered
rea
ction-)
Aight
Whelp
Yes
Just at the librarian be the
pro tag
(She’s
Tox
But..
.
Less
Tox..
...
But
Still..
[Make
[Better]
Pro-ta
g
Than
Ahsoka
]
In..
...
That’s a
library
computer..
You
need
a
pass-
word.
-
The
robot-
How?
-
What?
Weak
Point?
You know for
Boomer bait
They
mis-construe
How the library
works a lot
[I know
-Hav-
Ing
Dealt-]
Talk-ing
in the
library,
Is pretty
off
Like there’s
a reason people are encouraged
to go into the hallway
to take phone calls
Loud
These are the guys that value
meditation
Dude.
Would be shushed
By
Several
irate
Jedi
...
Told to
take it
outside
...
...
I-
[I feel bad
For the Roomba]
[like dude, gaslights him
and then takes
his memory]
Like, Adults
Out
of
it.
...
But
...Droids
[we don’t know much about the
sentient ones
Or how much
senti
ence]
But
this
whole
scene...
Makes me feel
dirty
Like;
it’s played
for humor
When;
it should be played
to how much
a bastard
this guy
is
Screw-
ing
with
anything-
Like
That
...
Toxic
...
Sick..
How?
Aight..
What.
.
Re-
Cyc
Why?
...
..
Kenobi
Jump-ing coincidence
[i’m con
-clusion]
Damn,
the narc
[No one
tell him
anything]
[Might
fake
a
heart
attack]
Comm.
[How half assed is
Yoda’s peripheral?]
Venti
-lation
-That’s
Smart-
Almost
-Too
-Smart-
👍
-Tower
High
Alert
Place
the
Temple
-
Wasn’t, already?
Left it undone
Way to go
smart
guy
-
Cool
-
But
kinda
pointless..
Aight-
Never mind
I-
Might’ve
Been
Wrong-
Al right
[Seriously,
no one hears this?]
[In most heist movies
they at least had the
intelli-
gence-
[No hate
-villains can be stupid]
Do you some small well
re-lativel unknown library
[or at least not the one
at the place they were robbing]
Because everyone would
recognize that the actions occurring match up to what he’s describing
And the description
Of their
building.]
Aight
Neat-
Past
Whelp-
Aight-
Shred-
(Un-acc
Oun
T-able)
K-Pop
Well
that’s
a
name...
Whelp..
Cool..
..
Bane
...
Whole..
temple
And I heard you very
obviously
plotting...
So...
you’re getting kicked
Also he could be possibly looking up
intruders plans..
...
Like pretty one dimensional
opinion
of on ‘High Alert’, lady
[Especially
for a
librarian.]
Thank
you
Whelp...
There went my expectations
Also,
Every Jedi leaving the library didn’t notice that that
shit?
Like, they didn’t have guard’s ready to apprehend him
...On the
Other
Side?
Okay...
You just
moved her...
Do you know this could’ve been an episode
with a lot of emotional depth
Showing how terrifying adults that abuse children can be
adults that
swear to have their interest in heart
And how overinvolvement
Is harmful
regardless of who it’s coming from
(Neglect- of child-
And - accoun
tability)
Working off the
“blank line”,
‘I can’t do
anything right,’
And the Jedi
-Council’s treatment of
her
“Foreshadow
-Ing,”
(I use
that word
loosely)
Their
down-
fall
Instead
we
got
this-
And
he just abandons
the computer-
Aight,
Just contin
-ued on - with
-out his
instruction
Despite
see-ing
how bad
that
went.
Al-right
Okay-
Aight
Really?
Without
instructions?
.
In
Calls
friend
You were
fine
without him
the last few
seconds
.....
“Give-”
Not gonna
question that?
“Voice-”
She’s
a changling..
“Now,”
Hidden
You’re
in a vent?
Oh, Skywalker has
immediate
intuition
...
And a breech
didn’t somehow sound off alarms
Yeah. .
Good..thing you didn’t close up the thing
..
Whelp..
How?
Okay. .
Shame..
they didn’t get a hold of a force sensitive
kid
(I- don’t want it to
happen)
Just-
.. .
.. Here
Hurry
I can
Hear..
.
Bull-
Shit
.
You have rocket boots
they have the force
You shouldn’t
hear shit-
Sur-prisingly,
No Ahsoka
Good
The lower
the counter stays..
The
better
for
humanity
[and my
brain]
[Vent]
Seriously,
you didn’t tell your
partner?
About the Jedi on
High Alert?
Ser-
Force-
How deep
is that
thing?
[Aight,
Pat-
You’re telling me they still haven’t figured out the
Holocron?
We only
saw-
Shouldn’t one of you go one way and the
other go the other?
To cover
more ground?
They’re-
Really
putting
a lot
of faith-
In the
Comms
Also shouldn’t there be more
Jedi crawling over the place?
Seriously,
it’s just these two?
[We know Plo
isn’t doing anything important.]
[We saw
him near the opening?]
And
Kid Fisto..
Heck...
Is
everybody else doing?
A-ight
“Closer,”
Shouldn’t it be
..further
Archive..
[Library]
Comms?
Got it-
Whelp..
Okay..
Not, putting up that
door,
What are you
smiling about?
There’s plenty of lasers
And
you don’t even know
where the thing
you’re looking for
is
(Inside the compartment)
....
Aight
Might- not have been a
smile-
Look for
the open
vent
(Dude clum-
Un-
Acc
ountable)
With
Vents
Also look at all these
assholes standing around
doing nothing
Also, no one’s going to check up on the child
Like, Ahsoka surely got that message
right?
Temple-
Deep in the
temple-
Use-less
...
‘Cause you’re idiots
who don’t check for open vents
Or cover
more ground?
Or...
[Get, anyone to help you, in this big ass vent,”
It’s not very hard to see
why.. .
Ass
-itance
Ahsoka’s,
not gonna get blamed for this
is she?
Won-
Yeah, the narcs
pretty
useless
Also, why can’t you have the dude just shut off those lasers like he did the rest?
Done
Oh, they address it
Good,
Yep,
How?
But...
Okay...
...
Okay
....
What’re you
still
doing
...
Okay,
What’re
you
doing?
[Is the Holocron seriously right
there?]
That’s. lucky
Weirder
and
Wei-rder
Hey isn’t your personality
over-written?
By the
chip?
Aight
S-eriously?
Still
Here?
On- alert-?
Coin-
cidence?
!
Augh
Is that’s seriously the alert?
Several
minutes-
No wonder
those guys
were so late...
...
Sense
De-
Cep
Tion
Po-
S-ing
As
A
Jedi.
Okay
now
Yoda’s
just
reading
the
death
report
Jo-casta
What?
But
that’s
actually
a
good
idea
-
If shits about to go down you might as well find the person who might hold them accountable instead of letting you get the shit beat out
Run-
Serious-ly
shouldn’t she just shout out her name?
[Like I know
- High Alert-
But Ahsoka isn’t going to be much use against a
Adult...
Either way
Might as well
find her [and
scare off the intruder-]
Also how come
“innocence”
doesn’t get
the same notification
Did they forget his
wristwatch?
[Like-
seems important-]
Who are you?
Dang
It?
You
were
supposed
to
report
back!
Also no one
heard any of this before
Also; are you going to tell me that AHSOKA, the child
soldier,
Is going to beat this guy
When
the fully trained elderly Jedi got her ass kicked?
Nah.. .
“You,”
Dead
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
4/5
3x
-Un-orthodox show of initiative
1x
-Counter
1x
- Surviving this
1x
(4x)
Getting her on the
run!
1x
Tot; 7/8
-Surviv-ing;
- 1x
- 1x
-1x
-1x
-1x
-1x
-1x
-1x
-1x
-2x
(I’m tired of counting them
one by one-)
-2x
- 2x
- 2x
- 2x
- 2x
-
Er
Okay
Whelp
Aight
-Right
Shape
-Skill
-Ew
Whelp
Okay-
Where did
your get your skills from?
Abomination?
Aw-
Todo-
-Yet
What-ever
Butler
Tech
Neither
of
which
have
anything
to do
with
ironing
doors
open
....
....
There
he goes
Sy-mpathesize- more with him
than this douche bag even if his
turn does make a little sense
Aight.
Whelp
Finally found that
vent.. .
Right
No, he wasn’t
“Comms,”
Not
Holo-
Cron
.....
Completely un-realistically
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
28/29
And
1/2
(1/2 because referring to the action what respectively doesn’t count as a whole- sin-
It does deserve note that you decided to repeat your bad writing-)
Jedi
She
Says-
(Un
Be
Li
Ev
Able)
Holo
-cron
Jedi
To
Open
It
..
Okay,
..
Up-
To-
Again, with the
communication
center-!
Dude, just wanted a
Holo-cron
(Seriously
that was very tortured
logic,
Think the writers;
just wrote this scene
Then realize but wait
“why are they in the Holocron/
Comm
Cent,?”
And that’s how
Anakin/Obi-Wan
Obsession with the com
center began...
[sorry but there was no reason for them to be in the
Com center!
That I’ve heard!]
In
Aight,
What?
What
-ever
...
..
Wrong-
Yes
Com-
Center-
Ser-iously
even he doesn’t know what’s up
You
heard
me
And
my
stupid
plan
To send you to the
Coms center to justify Obi-wan’s
obsession-
Craw-
ling
And we have no reason
to-o
Why?
Now!
Yelling- doesn’t mistake the clear lack of
reason
What-
ever-
Right
That’s one way
to do it
Really
Also, how does
-that not-
That was less than
one minute
Also,
but no one else will hear that but
these two
. .
And they’ll
still progress to the
comm center
...
“It came from the com center,!”
How!?
You, guys,
Comms,
Archives,
Aight,
Nice
Com-munication
center-
Ha-
ha-
ha-
(I’m sorry
but that has come back around
to kinda funny,”
[something Happens across the
galaxy]
Obi-won; It was the com’s center
—-
Aight,
right,
...
O-kay
...
How??
Where?
Okay
...
Cloak
Ing?
What?
[you can’t defy the
rules of logic that much
(Physics)
You need to explain where he went
otherwise it’s a loony tune
Of
sus-
pen
sion-
Okay?
What??
I thought-
the thing-
....
O-kay
right
Take it,
Which
,One
That-
Right
What-
Ever-
Aight-
He knews
What-
Ever
Don’t call
your eggs
Move
Restraint
Whelp
Use-less
Just
There
Whelp
Nope-
Okay-
He
Try
[Hey
guys,]
Off
That’s
some
assumed
authority
over
familiarity..
Aight..
Okay,
They’re really
letting
him
get
away
with
the
story
Tries-
What?!
-When-
Bomb-
Both-
[Also
Mace
Windu
is
still
the
only
semi-efficient
Jedi...
Asshole !
(Can’t
make the text bigger enough to display my
outrage!)
[they
played that off
as humor!]
That was a scream of death!
Of
Murder!
[if that was a sentient-
And my God
it seemed damn close!
Dude was just murdered
The surprise-
“ I didn’t
see it coming, h
onestly not his fault kind!”
One that would call for
immediate robotic vengeance!
* im-mediate
ac-countability
If sentient,
What the Hell?!
That-
Horror
-
fy-
Ing-
Oof
“Was
it
sentient?
Crud, I
might
lose
my
least
toxic
credentials
( )
Whelp
How?
No
Way-
A-ight
Shit
-shit
- she did
nothing
I-
Call
Sec-
Whose
that?
Whelp
Okay..
That
Who
Dys-
functional
family
road
trip
-
War
No
shit
Oh wait at
the comment table was by all the other Jedi
So...
the whole time Obi-wan was just complaining
he didn’t want to do the job
Skywalker
agreeing with him...
And...
wanting to ditch their post
In chara,
Just, a little bit funny
when you think about it
Right,
You bought
them
all the way
here?
...
Also look isn’t the unchild-like abomination adorable when she’s talking about punishing people more severely
Holo-cron
The heck
is a
holocron...
Wait-
What-
Why-
How-
??
Why is this
being allowed to
happen?
-
...
Snitch
[like seriously how is it helping her
case, whatsoever?
Plea
Bar-gin
Aight,
Okay
That was just a completely random target
on his list...
- -
The one accountable adult
Keeper
Kydra
Crystal-
- Holocrons
Data
-
You get out of here
youngling
Force
Sensitive
Child ?
Are we really going to get into the
powers
eugenics?
(Or
power
genetic
superiority)
Also would it be a kin to basically every child or just any child destined for leader ship
(Like gen
leader ship?)
Cause..
Also, yeah
good idea keeping that around
And you named...
...
Young’lings
Future
Oy!
You put that back where,
it came from so help me
Future
vision
is cheating
In reality,
if you did have that power,
you should keep
your mouth
shut
And it completely negates
the point of a choice based universe
(Takes all the
risk out of it)
Making the story
completely useless
(For the sake of tension
I’m going to ignore
that..)
Going on the
assumption...
That’s the Jedi
are just a bunch of
narcs
Who
like
claiming they know the future
When in reality only the future
knows the future...
Worn.
Them
Oh so it’s just School
roll call...
Contact
You must
Ya no dude’s already a
headstart...
Ahsoka
Dude, he just override
the punishment
Does he
have the authority to do that?
[I
don’t
think
so]
Cad bane
He
probably isn’t
And you already know him
From the previous episode
Good for
Obi-won
Aight
Mace Windu
don’t give a fuck
Kid Fisto
disappeared
And. .
Luminara(?)
Went to go get a snack....
?
I don’t
know
Yoda
Got
Overruled
Aight,
Okay
.....
This episode...
Makes me feel disgusting
Watching
The middle
At least
It’s very clearly
boomer bait...
The beginning...
Focus-ing on the
importance of taking orders
(With no
sarcasm
to my understanding,)
Progressing,
Into,
Dah, de, dah,
Generation
____
doesn’t
understand
books!
*We might if they got out of our way, let us do our thing, dis-covered and pract-iced excess, on our volition
*if we wanted
to
Honestly
convinced.
I should’ve
given
them
a
strike
right
there
Out
of
Malicious
Won’t
(Out of restraint)
But
a
thought
none-
the-
less
Being
a
(toxic)
Boomers
Fantasy
in
which
they,
the
all
powerful
all
knowing
adults
must
help
poor
Ig-
nor
-ant
(Child)-
(I’m sorry
this really
disgusts me)
-with enough initiative
To praise their Brilliance
(It’s re-ally
di-sgusting)
This isn’t
seen as an overreach
Or con-
Des-cion
Of
A
Gen
And gives no
in-dication it recognizes how creepy what it’s doing is
Apart from the lighting in the council room
*Which
I’m now convinced is permanently broken
And continues with the assum-ption of a
life-time
Over the future
Breaking; the story pretty thoroughly
And announcing the
return to
mediocrity...
(Border
-ing on attempt at
lower
standards)
(Also they playoff the death of a semi-sentient species
For
Humor?
He
died
screaming!
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yellin’ at songs: 4.8.2017, 4.7.2007
the songs that debuted on the billboard chart this week and ten years ago this week.
4.7.2007
46) "Everything," Michael Buble
So, I'm not a smoker, right? Never have been, never will be. But there are times, y'know, when I'll just be sitting at home, and I'll think, "Man. I could really go for a cigarette!" I have neighbors who smoke pretty intensely, and sometimes I'll catch a whiff of that cigarette smell, and by golly, that's a sense memory trigger for me, brings me right on back to childhood, those summer nights driving home from bell choir practice, playing the alphabet game with my sisters while Mom took in a Marlboro Light. The scent and the memory hits, and gosh-darn, a cigarette sounds really good! And... then I'll catch that second whiff? And I'll be reminded, oh yeah, fuck that. I don't need something that gross in my life. This is what Michael Buble is to me, is a cigarette. I think about crooners, and I think, yeah, soothing voice, classy love songs, probably wearing a suit. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, yeah. Yeah a crooner in 2017 sounds nice. But then I hear a Michael Buble song, and I'm reminded, oh dear. Oh, no, I never wanted this, I just liked the idea of this, all those old dudes beat their wives I’m pretty sure, the reality is awful!
67) "Wait for You," Elliott Yamin
This is significantly less funky than "Movin' On." This was the first real single, right? That's kind of dumb. We could have been doing so much more with Elliott Yamin than giving him this ballad and saying "make this more than it is!" And he does, the only reason this song hits is dude's voice, but what a disappointing use of this voice! "Movin' On" was such a tasty jam, but you're telling me the vision of Elliott Yamin you wanted to share with the world was "more talented Clay Aiken?" FOH. There's a version of Elliott Yamin's career where he gets to jam out for a few years, THEN he takes a residency in Vegas and only releases songs like this. Instead, we get the darkest timeline, Yamin releasing one ballad and then releasing several albums in Japan only. "Katy" is a dope track only Japan gets to buy! How? How did this get screwed up so bad!
72) "Lost in This Moment," Big & Rich
here's a fun and easy way to improve this song: make it about literally any other fucking moment in the relationship than the one where you are codifying your love in the eyes of the law and your god. literally, any other one. like that's what makes "cupid's chokehold" so great, is the little moments that the dude recounts. it's not just the sunrise in her eyes, y'know? she's making pancakes. she calls you and the ringtone you have for her plays. you're talking on the phone, and you look at the clock and realize it's been three hours. he draws a unique relationship with these mundane moments that make him step back and say "wow," and it reinforces how excited he is to be in that relationship. this is stating the obvious. "ah geez, person i'm literally getting married to right now, i sure love you." great. thanks. thanks for sharing. it would've sure sucked if you didn't.
83) "Tell Me 'Bout It," Joss Stone
So right from the go, I'ma show you this Stone, and I'ma make sure you really want me to try to squeeze blood from it. You sure? It's a reasonably funky Stone, perfectly acceptable, and I don't mind its presence in my life, but I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna be able to squeeze any blood from it. I can give it my best if you desire! I'ma tell you right now, I'm doubtful I can do much with it.
95) "Who Knew," Pink
Another song that is more or less fine! Pink's great. This is probably the 14th-best Pink song. She gives it her all, and by gum is Pink's B-game better than almost anyone else's A-game, but you see I have, like, this point to prove with Jordan Pruitt? I'm not sure what that point is, but I'd very much like to make it. Ah, but then, there are optics to consider. Because if "Who Knew" isn't the one who ends the out-of-nowhere miracle run of Jordan Pruitt, it would almost certainly be Breaking Benjamin. "Breath" is a song which drops next week, it's a song I've been loving for ten years, and it would be impossible for me to justify keeping a song I've been loving for so long out of the Top 20. But "Breath" is also kinda self-serious and unfun, it's not a "cool" song to like, and it would be cruel to bounce Jordan Pruitt because this white boy can't help but love some melodic hard rock. It’s also gonna be shitty to bump Pink, but at least Pink has, like, another song in the Top 20, and also a full-ass career of hits. /sighs/ The dream is over. Again: I’m not sure what dream, but it’s over.
97) "Moments," Emerson Drive
yeah okay great. great. way to be humans of new york in song form. "homeless people have stories!" well fuck me then, i thought that homeless dude just went outside one day and didn't stop. i've been so naive.
The top 20, now with no teens trying to survive life as an outcast:
20) "Who Knew," by Pink (4.7.2007)
19) "Like a Boy," by Ciara (3.17.2007)
18) "Grace Kelly," by MIKA (2.17.2007)
17) "Get it Shawty," by Lloyd (3.31.2007)
16) "Break 'Em Off," by Paul Wall ft./Lil' KeKe (3.10.2007)
15) "My Oh My," by The Wreckers (1.27.2007)
14) "Mr. Jones," by Mike Jones (1.27.2007)
13) "Settlin'," by Sugarland (2.17.2007)
12) "Movin' On," by Elliott Yamin (3.17.2007)
11) "U + Ur Hand," by P!nk (1.13.2007)
10) "Doe Boy Fresh," by Three 6 Mafia ft./Chamillionaire (1.20.2007)
9) "Beautiful Liar," by Beyonce & Shakira (3.31.2007)
8) "Cupid's Chokehold," by Gym Class Heroes ft./Patrick Stump (1.13.2007)
7) "The River," by Good Charlotte ft./M. Shadows & Synyster Gates (2.10.2007)
6) "Say OK," by Vanessa Hudgens (2.17.2007)
5) "Alyssa Lies," by Jason Michael Carroll (1.13.2007)
4) "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going," by Jennifer Hudson (1.13.2007)
3) "Candyman," by Christina Aguilera (1.13.2007)
2) "Because of You," by Ne-Yo (3.17.2007)
1) "Dashboard," by Modest Mouse (2.17.2007)
4.8.2017
8) "Passionfruit," by Drake
9) "Portland," by Drake ft./Quavo & Travis Scott
18) "Free Smoke," by Drake
29) "Gyalchester," by Drake
35) "Teenage Fever," by Drake
36) "Sacrifices," by Drake ft./2 Chainz & Young Thug
38) "Blem," by Drake
40) "No Long Talk," by Drake ft./Giggs
45) "Get it Together," by Drake ft./Jorja Smith & Black Coffee
48) "KMT," by Drake ft./Giggs
49) "Jorja Interlude," by Drake
50) "4422," by Drake ft./Sampha
51) "Madiba Riddim," by Drake
54) "Glow," by Drake ft./Kanye West
60) "Do Not Disturb," by Drake
61) "Nothings Into Somethings," by Drake
62) "Ice Melts," by Drake ft./Young Thug
64) "Lose You," by Drake
70) "Since Way Back," by Drake ft./PARTYNEXTDOOR
76) "Skepta Interlude," by Drake
82) "Can't Have Everything," by Drake
...the whole thing. i'm go -- okay, see, and i can't ignore this, because three other dudes had songs make their debut, also i have NOT listened to 1997 yet like that seems too big, but i thought, the whole thing? no way! it's 21 whole songs, minus the one that already debuted! i underestimated how much love people have for drake, and god bless 'em, i'm glad they found something in this cruel and random world they can rely on. this isn't good? this isn't good. drake is still very famous and very sad about everything. it's the dullest fucking topic in the world. like i guess i liked "get it together" alright enough, and of course i thought "ice melts" was dope (young thug elevates things a billion fold with his array of delightful mouth noises), but like i don't care? about any of these songs? and like i don't like that i'm complaining about drake a week after saying i didn't have any complaints about ed sheeran, but if i'm assigning every ed sheeran song a grade and every drake song a grade, they get a C- and a D+, respectively, but 70% is a C- and 69% is a D+. it's pretty much the same, one just looks okayer than the other. i just, i don't care. i can just not care, right? like, i don't hate this, i don't like this, this is something i've listened to for this project which assigns homework. 21 fucking drake songs. this is the last time, right? like, the last time i have to listen to a whole album i don't want to listen to for the sake of listening to every song which debuted on the hot 100 in 2017? fuck, man.
i'm sorry. like i mean i didn't go in expecting to be this bored, i want to like everything, this is the YAS project after all, and i know people had positive things to say about this, like everything i heard about this album said, "Yeah, Drake's fine! This is his best in years!" i thought it could be cool! i wasn't dreading the 80 minutes of drake i'd required myself to take in, but christ, that's a lot of drake. that is entirely too much drake for one sitting, and i, i can't, y'know? i tried, but, it's this.
88) "At My Best," by Machine Gun Kelly ft./Hailee Steinfeld
Well alright, this was surprisingly okay! Not Top 20 material this late in the game, certainly not if "Ice Melts" isn't, I'm not gonna ride too hard for a song about how hard Machine Gun Kelly worked to be the fourth-best white rapper in the game, but if you're the fourth-best white rapper, that usually means you're at least listenable. The hook is structured around the biggest cliche possible in 2017, Hailee Steinfeld sells it well enough. It's a bit over-produced, but it never feels too stuffed to soar. Not bad! Legitimately, just good enough to not be bad! I can see the headlines now: Pop Song Performed Capably, Not Hated by Millions.
97) "Trap Trap Trap," by Rick Ross ft./Young Thug & Wale
Is this the most conventional verse Young Thug has ever had? Like I've never heard Young Thug just rapping for this long a period of time, but I'm not gonna sit here and pretend I've consumed every single Young Thug tape. There's nary a mouth noise to be heard! It is oddly fitting, though, that Young Thug would be at his most traditional on a Rick Ross track, Rick Ross being maybe the most average rapper still going. Like of course Rick Ross would just drop a song called "Trap Trap Trap," we're not expecting serious artistic breakthroughs from Rick Ross, who would expect that, why do you expect dumb things, nah this is kind of a perfect Rick Ross song. It's enjoyable and disposable.
98) "Swalla," by Jason Derulo ft./Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign
BLESS JASON DERULO AND HIS COMMITMENT TO MAKING ABSOLUTELY THE DUMBEST SHIT ON EARTH. No joke, I'm into this. Let's recap what we've been given these last three weeks:
3.25: 10 Ed Sheeran songs
4.1: 3 Nicki Minaj songs (and “Chanel!”)
4.8: 21 Drake songs
THIS IS SUCH A TREAT AFTER WHAT WE’VE BEEN THROUGH (”CHANEL” EXCLUDED)! I mean, listen, is Jason Derulo a complete skeezeball? Yes. Could any Jason Derulo song be one tenth as horny and still be several orders of magnitude hornier than any other song on the chart? Absolutely. But this is upbeat and hella stupid and I am mostly into this trash. I mean I'm not 100% down with Jason Derulo offering his cum as refreshment, like hey guy maybe just get her some water, but this song is upbeat and I remember it five minutes after hearing it and it has an outlook on life that isn't, "this is the worst." Jason Derulo is just a ridiculous man who is too into blow-jobs, and goddamnit, I appreciate him.
The current Top 20:
20) "Way Down We Go," by Kaleo (1.14)
19) "Swalla," by Jason Derulo ft./Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign (4.8)
18) "Everyday," by Ariana Grande ft./Future (3.4)
17) "Light," by Big Sean ft./Jeremih (2.25)
16) "Draco," by Future (3.11)
15) "Guys My Age," by Hey Violet (2.11)
14) "Good Drank," by 2 Chainz ft./Gucci Mane & Quavo (2.11)
13) "Yeah Boy," Kelsea Ballerini (3.4)
12) "Selfish," by Future ft./Rihanna (3.18)
11) "Slide," by Calvin Harris ft./Frank Ocean & Migos (3.18)
10) "It Ain't Me," by Kygo x Selena Gomez (3.4)
9) "Now & Later," by Sage the Gemini (2.25)
8) "Shape of You," by Ed Sheeran (1.28)
7) "That's What I Like," by Bruno Mars (3.4)
6) "Chanel," by Frank Ocean ft./A$AP Rocky (4.1)
5) "Green Light," by Lorde (3.18)
4) "Run Up," by Major Lazer ft./PARTYNEXTDOOR & Nicki Minaj (2.18)
3) "Despacito," by Luis Fonsi ft./Daddy Yankee (2.4)
2) "Issues," by Julia Michaels (2.11)
1) "iSpy," by KYLE ft./Lil Yachty (1.14)
I hate that only 9 of these 11 tracks feature women in some form while there’s even one Jason Derulo song in the Top 20, like why couldn’t i like that marian hill thing more. how did mariah carey release a song this year but i got a fucking big sean track in the top 20. what am i doing here.
Who won?
I mean no one won. I think 2017 somehow ended up with the better offerings. That’s the thing about boring; it’s never great, but it’s never outright terrible, either, and three of 2007′s entrants are complete failures. All the Drake songs were the same boring-ass Drake song that’s ever been, but none of them were “Moments.” It’s not an inspiring win for 2017, but evidently there’s new Iggy Azalea, so it’ll take what it can get as long as it can get it.
Current standings:
2017: 1
2007: 1
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