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turnbackthependulum · 9 months
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Orihime: You gave Renji a word puzzle for his birthday? Ichigo: Yeah! That thing will spell out, "We're going to DISNEYLAND!" Orihime, excitedly: Oooh, that's nice!! Ichigo, very pleased with himself: Right?! I thought so! Rukia, entering the kitchen: Hey, Ichigo. I think Renji is having trouble solving that- Renji, from the other room: "WE'RE GOING TO DI E?!" WHAT- OI ICHIGO WHAT IS THIS-
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osakaso5 · 7 years
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Sogo Osaka Birthday Photobook Rabbit Chat Part 5: All Their Gratitude
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Tamaki: 28th! 
Tamaki: Congrats-----
Sogo: Everyone, thank you so much. 
Riku: Congratulations, Sogo-san!!! 
Nagi: Congratulations, Sogo! 
Iori: Congratulations. 
Yamato: Congrats. 
Mitsuki: It's finally here!! 
Tsumugi: Sogo-san, congratulations! Has the party at the dorm already begun? 
Sogo: Yes. I'm seeing the word HELL all around me. 
Tsumugi: HELL!? 
Riku: We got bottles of this super hot tabasco that even chefs apparently use for Sogo-san! 55 of them! 
Tsumugi: 55!? 
Sogo: How nice. I wonder if this'll last me a whole month? 
Tamaki: Also----
Iori: A full course of extremely spicy food. 
Yamato: Hey, don't we have any prescription goggles? 
Tsumugi: Goggles!? 
Nagi: We are all wearing goggles. Were you under the impression that we were indoors? 
Mitsuki: We are indoors! This is the living room! 
Mitsuki: Everyone started crying when we were making that spicy food for Sogo, lolol
Nagi: All of us, shedding tears as we prepare food for Sogo... Such a moving scene. The main actor was capsaicin (1). 
Riku: I'm the only one with a mask! It's really comfy. 
Sogo: Sorry, Riku-kun, are you okay? 
Riku: I'm totally fine! I want to see a moving scene caused by capsaicin, too! 
Iori: Do you understand what capsaicin even is? 
Tsumugi: In other words... You have Sogo-san at the dorms, surrounded by tabasco, spicy foods, and yourselves in goggles! 
Yamato: That sure paints a hellish picture. 
Tamaki: So-chan did that thing for my birthday so this is revenge
Tamaki: If he's surrounded like this, he might start hating red stuff! 
Yamato: I don't know about that... 
Sogo: I think I might be just a bit afraid of all this redness... 
Tamaki: Yay!!! 
Tamaki: Mikki, bring more red stuff!!! 
Mitsuki: Hmm, it kinda feels like we're being fooled here, lololol I'll bring the stew I made just in case! 
Riku: This is funny, it's almost like we're an evil secret society!! lol
Nagi: Sogo, are you afraid of manju? 
Sogo: 
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Yamato: Huh... Could it be that this birthday will be the debut of Dark Sou? 
Iori: So even Osaka-san does these sort of things... 
Iori: And Yotsuba-san! Stop wearing two sets of goggles and pretending you're some sort of monster! 
Tamaki: It's cuz we're an evil secret society
Riku: Tamaki's a member! 
Tamaki: We come in---
Riku: That's a space alien! lol
Mitsuki: Which one of us caught an alien!? 
Yamato: That retort was perfect, Mitsu. 
Tsumugi: I got a tabasco-shaped phone case for you, Sogo-san, but if you've become afraid of red things, perhaps you won't need it... It's very realistic and even has a red liquid inside of it, though ><
Sogo: Manager, I'd like to take a look at that! 
Tsumugi: Do you think you'll be alright? ><
Yamato: Sou's really excited... 
Nagi: He is making a face similar to the one on the cover of his photobook. 
Tamaki: Now that So-chan's finally afraid of red stuff, it's time for the real deal
Sogo: Huh? 
Iori: Must we really do this? 
Tamaki: Yeah
Tsumugi: What are you..!? 
Riku: Iori, do it! 
Mitsuki: I'm great at this! 
Yamato: This is nothing compared to the horns. 
Nagi: Iori, your hair is caught in the band. 
Iori: I knew this would happen!! *angry* *angry*
Riku: Your hair's so silky that it's hard to tie up! 
Tamaki: Ta-dah! 
Tamaki: Aaaall of us tied our hair into sprouts on top of our heads
Nagi: Now there are a total of 14 sprouts X-)))))
Mitsuki: Yamato-san looks more like a pineapple though, lololololol
Yamato: Shut up, I can't do anything about my hair type (lol)
Sogo: May I take a picture!? 
Riku: Please do! I think people will like it if you post it online! 
Iori: My scalp hurts... 
Mitsuki: lolololol
Sogo: Manager, I'll send you the photo. 
Tsumugi: Waah! You really do have little ties at the top of your heads! How cute! 
Tsumugi: 
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Tamaki: When I read the Sogo Photobook, I got so into his hair thing that I could only see it, so I tried this
Riku: It's Sogo-san's charm point, after all! 
Tamaki: Is it charm? 
Sogo: I like to think of it as a part of my uniqueness, so I'd like for you to think of it as a charm point... 
Tamaki: Stop trying to be more unique. 
Tsumugi: Now that you've formed your evil secret society that has sprouts growing of their heads, it's about time for that..! 
Iori: Be careful not to get food on your costume... 
Sogo: I feel like I've learned more about jokes today... 
Tamaki: I keep telling you to learn about King Pudding---
Choices/outcomes:
1. Please change your clothes so you won't get tabasco on them!
Sogo: I'd like to change in a separate room, doing it in front of everyone makes me a little nervous... 
2. Sogo-san, are you ready?
Sogo: I wonder if I'll get goggles, too
3. Please do the usual!
Sogo: We have to  do this before the food gets cold. 
Tsumugi: Everyone, are you ready? 
Iori: Yes. Rather than goggles, he is wearing sunglasses with sprouts on them. 
Tamaki: We'll make So-chan have a taste of what I had to deal with last time
Yamato: He's holding his photobook properly, too
Mitsuki: And the cake's perfect! Now there's finally something that isn't red on the table, lol
Riku: And we've got a ton of crackers! 
Nagi: It is time for our evil secret society, Hell Goggles 14, to begin the ceremony. 
Mitsuki: That name, lololol
Sogo: Everyone... 
Tamaki: What, don't make that face! We did it cuz we wanted to celebrate you
Sogo: I know that. I know
Iori: Please smile, Osaka-san. Your smile is IDOLiSH7's weapon. 
Riku: Iori's smile is, too! 
Iori: This has nothing to do with me! 
Yamato: Sou and Ichi are alike, after all--.
Sogo: Really..! That makes me happy. 
Tamaki: Heeeeey Let's do that thing already
Nagi: OK!
Riku: I've written down what to say! 
Tamaki: He's my partner, so today we gotta make him the happiest in the world
Yamato: Whoa, what a cool young man you are! 
Tamaki: Yama-san stop teasing!!! 
Tsumugi: Well then, please write messages for your dear Sogo-san! 
Iori: I'll go first. To Osaka-san, IDOLiSH7's heart, happy birthday. Please stay on this side with me. I'm worried, since you've been venturing to the other side lately... No, although I do think it's a good thing... Please remain my ally. 
Mitsuki: I'm next! Sogo, congrats!! I respect you for always being so kind, strong, and dignified! Let me spoil you even more! I like to think that I know how to pamper you! 
Nagi: My beloved Sogo. At first, I thought you were a mild-mannered person, but my view has changed since then. You are a super spicy and dangerous boy. Please keep providing us with motivation. I love you. 
Riku: Sogo-san! Happy birthday!! I really love reading books and listening to music with you! I'm glad you're here! And one more thing. I really love you! 
Yamato: You've started making pretty nice faces, Sou. Congrats. You should have confidence in your photobook. I'm counting on you. 
Tamaki: To So-chan. Hbd. At first, I thought you hated me, but you probably thought I hated you, too. But, like you say, we're partners after all. Keep relying on me. 
Sogo: What do I do
Sogo: I've had so many happy days like this since I met you all
Tamaki: That's fine
Yamato: You've got more birthdays ahead of you. Be prepared (lol)
Riku: I want you to be even happier, Sogo-san! 
Iori: Yes. We all feel the same way. 
Nagi: Tamaki, should we not do the thing you have been talking about? 
Tamaki: We're doing that!!! 
Riku: Right, that! 
Mitsuki: That, huh! lol
Tsumugi: That, indeed! lol
Sogo: That? 
Tamaki: Here we go
Sogo: ... 
Iori: Saying this once again is embarrassing... 
Sogo: Thank you. I really love you all, too. 
Yamato: Somehow... 
Mitsuki: Hearing it from Sogo again... 
Yamato: It's embarrassing... 
Tamaki: Don't be embarrassed!!! Or you'll lose!! 
Iori: How is this a competition! 
Riku: Tamaki, your face is all red! lol
Tamaki: Shut up!! So-chan's the star today! 
Tsumugi: That's true! lol Well then, Sogo-san, please write a message for the fans! 
Sogo: Yes. 
Sogo: Everyone, thank you for spending today in my honor. The reason I can feel this happy on my birthday is all of you, and the other members. 
Sogo: Today, I was told that I was loved. I think it's a very happy thing to be able to convey your positive feelings. That's why I also want to raise my voice and tell you all something. 
Sogo: I really love all of you. I'd like to nurture this feeling forever. And I hope all of you will keep loving me, too. -Sogo Osaka
Translator’s notes..? 
1) capsaicin is basically the chemical that cuses the spiciness of chili peppers
next up: yamato’s birthday photobook chats! 
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turnbackthependulum · 9 months
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🥳 31st August. Andddddd to end the month, happy birthday to this red pineapple king — Renji Abarai!
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