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humblystark · 8 years

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hawkbxtt replied to your post:tacsuit: @humblystark @anationaltreasure so i...

Do they make androids with pot bellies?

I’m sorry. Who are you again? Were you that archer we traded for the good ones?

#hawkbxtt #you wanna go barton????

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humblystark · 8 years

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hawkbxtt replied to your post://i don’t even know how i feel about marriage any...

For what it’s worth, my mom and her BF have been together 15 years and live separate from each other and love it. There’s someone out there like that for you too!

YES! People do this. I just wish it were, I don’t know, talked about more often as an option? I guess that’s the beauty of internet dating. You can be super-specific about things like this.

#hawkbxtt #ooc

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sicsempervelociraptor-blog · 9 years

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[text] just think of my bed as schrodinger's box. No one will know whether you're gay or not when you're in it.

[ txt / barton (asshole) ] : at this point i’m just denying you because you’re so adamant you’re gonna get this ass.[ txt / barton (asshole) ] : wine me and dine me or something, christ. i at least buy the tourist girls dinner or some drinks.

five minutes later.

[ txt / barton (asshole) ] : i’ve already accepting not being totally straight you know.

#► answered: ic #hawkbxtt #► pair: bro jobs over no jobs #[ clint you are sO OBNOXIOUS ]

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equalpowerandresponsibility · 9 years

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[text] I can send you dirty texts in like 13 languages. [text] Or I could, if I were a chickenhawk.

[ text: Birb ] I’d only understand what you were trying to say in one of those languages[ text: Birb ] And even then I may not[ text: Birb ] But I will screenshot them and send them all to Natasha[ text: Birb ] And she’ll understand everything

#Peter stop tattling to Natasha #hawkbxtt

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goblinised-blog · 9 years

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[text] [sends him that old guy's dick from Game of Thrones]

[ text ]: [ sends him that little guy’s dick from Game of Thrones ]

#..... is this how males bond.#hawkbxtt

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humblystark · 8 years

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hawkbxtt replied to your post:.

What is the opposite of thirsty again?

Fuck you, Barton. :)

#hawkbxtt #watch out. i have other archers in my pocket #green ones....red ones...

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equalpowerandresponsibility · 9 years

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[text] I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT. HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT.

[ text: Birb ] why[ text: Birb ] why do things always get weirder when you’re around[ text: Birb ] Are you the twilight zone?

#hawkbxtt

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mxttmurdock · 9 years

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[text] I went to law school. It had better be impressive for all the debt I’m still in

[text] Hey, no worries I’ll save you seat next to me in the fiery pit.

[text] Do you really want a dick pic from a blind man? I mean, I’ll do my best, but you might have to settle for my thigh.

#FIFTY SHADES OF RED #omg clint #hawkbxtt

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sicsempervelociraptor-blog · 9 years

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[text] 我想你他妈的

[ txt / probably barton ] : WHERE DID YOU GET THE KEYBOARD FOR THAT?[ txt / definitely barton ] : coincidentally i did not need google translate for this one.

#► answered: ic #hawkbxtt #[ and now the song is over #get a job clint ]

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mxttmurdock · 9 years

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a confession from my character on what gets them hot

“Not that quick and dirty isn’t great, but it’s best when you can take your time. I don’t get the pleasuring of seeing my partner, you know? It’s just better when you’ve got all the time in the world to make the experience as sensual as possible.”

#hawkbxtt

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