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Hello there! How are you? I totally love what you did with my request! Can I request once again platonic hcs Chaotic fem!reader who's younger sister figurine going to haunted house where you need to escape maze with 5 YNM characters you want? Idk when haunted house invented but still I want request it-. When I go to haunted house, I often swear but f#cking to fudging. It's like that cuz who knows there is kid in there-

Author's note: Hello! Thank you a lot for your patience and for your request! I was waiting for a request about YNM! It's hard to write while attending classes rip- hope you enjoy it! Also, I wrote William and Louis together, hope it doesn't bother you! Sorry if it's a bit short :') with chaotic, I always understand someone with a lot of energy and impulsive, sorry if it wasn't what you meant (┬┬﹏┬┬) to reply to the other request you sent: yes dw you put hcs in it!

William, Louis, Sebastian, Sherlock and James in a haunted house with their chaotic sister

Characters: William James Moriarty, Louis James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes and James Bonde and fem! reader

Genre: fluff! 🌻 and crack(?)

Total words count: 1607

Warnings: mentions of war (Sebastian), not a warning but James uses he/him pronouns

William + Louis James Moriarty - words count: 428

It was finally Halloween time! And you were soooo excited to go to a haunted house! You've been waiting for it for a whole month, and luckily for you, you had two brothers who loved spoiling you

Also, it was a good idea for a break

Louis, to be honest, thought it was a waste of time at first

Did you still manage to convince him? Yes, yes you did. But William definitely helped you with it

William probably wanted to go because he was curious about the mechanics of the house and how it worked, you know, mathematician things

In the end, you decided to go during the evening when the sky is no longer light, and the sun is setting. To make things spookier

You three were literally "No energy" (Louis), "Calm" (William) and "Too much energy" (you)

As soon as you three arrived, you kept running through the attraction, curious to see what kind of fake monsters they put in

Louis was done lmao

"Why does she keep running everywhere! She might trip and hurt herself!"

"My my Louis, I'm sure she can take care of herself alone now"

Spoiler: no you cannot

You sprinted through the whole building, almost punching one of the fake monsters which suddenly appeared in front of you

After some time had passed, you've found the escape maze. At first, you wanted to wait for your brothers, but your impulsiveness got the best of you, and you went in on your own

You were so sure you could escape from the maze easily, but guess what? You were lost after about 5 minutes

While you were trying to exit the maze, William and Louis were looking for you everywhere

Good thing William was a genius, thanks to that he managed to find you almost immediately

Prepare to be scolded by Louis and to listen to his lecture about how dangerous is to be alone during the night-time in such a violent and cruel period, and William actually agrees with him

After his lecture, William will treat you a candy apple and call it a day lol

They didn't deny they had fun visiting a haunted house, but next year you'll have to promise to not get lost again. If you, do it again, they'll make you wear a harness for real

But please don't be mad at them! They just want your safety, and they still love you even if you're like a tornado

They were more scared of your sudden disappearance than they were of the fake monster 💀

Sebastian Moran - words count: 452

Good luck at convincing him bestie oof

Out of all the characters in this list, he's probably the only one who doesn't want to go

It's not the fact that he's scared, after everything he had seen on the battlefield nothing can frighten him

He simply doesn't understand the point in engaging in such activities

He can comprehend why children want to go to a haunted house, but damn you're a whole adult

If you give him sweet eyes, he'll oblige

He'll oblige also if you say that the woman selling the tickets is cute

When you two finally entered the attraction, he was unmoved by everything lmao

Maybe he was ONCE scared by a sudden jumpscare

You kept calling him boring, not only because he was stoic, but also because while you were exploring the house, he was flirting with some random girls he had found during the walk

What did you expect from Moran exactly?

So, you decided to play a trick on him!

You took the clothes off of a monster and you wore them

And while he was flirting with a woman, you made him jump in terror appearing right behind him and touching him with a hand of a skeleton

Poor Sebastian, you embarrassed him in front of a girl

Reputation= Ruined

What made the situation worse was that the woman started laughing, useless to say Moran became as red as a tomato

Prepare to be chased by him for the whole night

But could you have stopped there? Of course not! You took advantage of the fact he was chasing you for leading him straight into the escape maze

It was the funniest thing ever: you waiting for him already out of the maze, while Sebastian was screaming things like "I swear as soon as I get you you'll see, you little sadist!"

You even started eating popcorns

It took him some good 15 minutes to get out of it, and when he did, you laughed right in front of his face

"Come on Seb don't be so mad for a trick! Here have some popcorns hehe"

He sighed "You're damn lucky you have a cute laugh"

You two ate the popcorns together and walked through the other attractions before going home

"... I'm happy you had fun at least" he smiled

You smiled back at him "But you had fun too, didn't you?" you mocked him

"No, I didn't, not even a tiny bit! Wait until I get my revenge! You better sleep with one eye open from now on!"

He said those things, but actually, he had fun too. Seeing your smile and happy face will always be the best prize for him <3

Sherlock Holmes - words count: 366

This man also doesn't understand the whole fuss about Halloween, but, contrary to Sebastian, he's okay with him accompanying you to a haunted house

Sherlock was not fazed by the spooky atmosphere, but he sometimes got scared by some jumpscares how can I blame him

You were bored with him too lmao

He walked slowly, to look carefully at his surroundings and examine the mechanics behind the attraction he and William are on the same boat

"Sherly look a ghost!"

"y/n it's just a white blanket and you know it"

"Come on Sherly walk faster! I'm curious about what's inside the other room!"

"Why do I have to go faster? Are you in a hurry?"

Boring older brother™

To make things livelier, you tried to scare him a few times, failing miserably each time

So, you tried to hide from him to make him worried...

... But right after you hid, he would find you without even doing it on purpose-

It's almost like his stupidity is so powerful it makes him clever

"Sherly you are sooooo boooriiing!"

At one point, you were visibly annoyed by his non-existent Halloween spirit

He scratched his head, sighed and proposed a challenge, the first one to exit the escape maze, would win all the sweets they wanted, paid by the loser

And who were you to deny some delicious, but most importantly, free sweets?

You accepted, your mouth already watering

You two started by going in two different directions, and soon after, you lost the track of time

Inside your small head, you scolded yourself for had challenged your genius brother, like why would you do that to yourself bestie

To no one's surprise, Sherlock was the winner, telling you he had to wait for an hour for you

"Shut up it didn't pass an hour, it has been a maximum of 30 minutes since we entered"

"But it felt like an hour"

This man is a menace to society, but when he saw your pouting and discontented face, he was the one to pay for the sweets, to make up for his boring attitude towards Halloween lol

For this year you forgave him, the next one? Who knows~

James Bonde - words count: 361

Oh boy he's so excited!

Halloween is probably one of his favourite holidays! Mostly because he can dress however, he wants and no one can judge him, at least for a day

When you brought up in a conversation the haunted house they would host in the centre of the city, he was the one to suggest going together!

He was like an excited puppy aw

He 100% did a matching costume with you, he also did your make-up!

When you two went inside the attraction, and you got scared by the fake monsters, he would say things like "Don't worry y/n I'm here with you"

Like the others, James is not that fazed by the monsters inside the haunted house, he actually found them funny and entertaining instead of frightening

Matching energy at its fullest

You were both so excited and curious, it has almost felt like it wasn't Halloween any more thanks to your happiness and good mood

"James James look at this! There's blood falling from the ceiling!"

"Oooh! They did an amazing job at setting up this thing"

To be honest, he also teased you a bit-

By touching your shoulder with a fake hand or disappearing in the darkness just to appear in front of you with a "boo!"

If you decided to give him a taste of his own medicine, you probably failed at it

Somehow, he always knows what's going on in your mind and where you are

Which you find it a bit annoying since you can't play tricks on him

You two also did the escape maze together

And yes, he held your hand whenever you got scared

You two took a while to get out of it, but because for your happiness, James let you lead the way, only suggesting from time to time which direction to take

After that, you spent some time going around to look at the other attractions and eating candies, recalling the night you two has just passed

The funniest and most excited on this list about Halloween, and probably the only one being able to match the chaotic and enthusiastic energy of his little sister

#moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #william james moriarty #sebastian moran #sherlock holmes #james bonde #louis james moriarty #moriarty the patriot x reader

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