My exhaustion level has been through the roof lately.
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@IANMHARDING: Tick tock.
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@IANMHARDING: Being in bed before midnight is the best.
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Down, Tiger. Don't get too feisty.
You’re funny.
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You're funny.
I hate them all.
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It never ceases to amaze me how desparate waitresses are for a married man's attention. Jesus Christ.
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@IANMHARDING: The waiting game is a terrible one to play
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Maybe not, but I like hearing Mommy during sex, so let's get a move on.
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I’m not sure they’ll want to hear about Mommy and Daddy having sex at all.
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Thanks.
Whoops.
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You don't make it hard to tell.
You figured it out.
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I'll show it to you sometime. When we're not trying to make a baby. I don't want to tell my kid that they were concieved when Mommy and Daddy decided to go all 50 Shades of Grey.
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I think I like this side of you.
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Strongly dislike.
I wouldn’t say hate.
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They could involve hitting me, if you wanted things to go that way.
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No, I have other things in mind for you that don’t involve hitting you.
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Wow, you really hate me.
Unfortunately.
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And here I was thinking you'd hit me.
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She’s right here, don’t you worry. She’s just so in love with her husband, she doesn’t mind what he calls her.
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I know you too well.
You caught me.
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