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icannotgetoverbirds · 2 years

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It might be good to learn to get over birds. Being under them isnt especially good

On the one hand, I agree that being underneath birds might not be a good idea because bird poop, but on the other hand, having a bird rest on you is one of the single most blessed things in existence. Also, I've been pooped on by an iguana before so I think I can handle a little bird turd kflsjlgksdjlk

#have you ever hugged an emu? ✨blessed✨#i miss my therapist's emu. she was so damn cute #unfortunately that's the mormon therapist who was queerphobic so i can't exactly go back and pay newt a visit #poor girl. i was one of the few people that wasn't afraid of her #(she's a tame farm bird so i did have a healthy respect for her size and power but i also loved to snuggle her)#i think i was one of her favorite humans #have you ever seen an emu frolick? ✨BLESSED✨#one day im gonna have a pet emu and it's gonna be beautiful #want to be my friend? yeah gimme a second I gotta go grab my fucking dinosaur bird. if they don't like you... too bad oh well #do... do you think hand raised cassowaries are like hand-raised emus #god can you imagine #that'd be the safest house in the neighborhood kjaldkjgdskg #anyways. in conclusion the username still stands

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