#hatermode type post no offense to das deutsche or whatever | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

max1461 · 6 months

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Things that I dislike and disprove of in the German tongue:

High German Consonant Shift. Shrill and unpleasant. Fuck off with wasser and scheiße.

Lack of [θ ð]. Fucking sad for a Germanic language.

Syllable-final [ç]. Ew. Weird sound in a bad location.

All these doubled consonants in the orthography that don't mean anything. Idk if they mean anything. Anyway they look bad, especially word-finally. Again, ew.

Super high fucking annoying ass vowels. Heard a German say Amerika and it was almost fucking [amiːʁika] which is what spawned this post.

Sad Germanic language. Dutch is much better. English and Icelandic god-tier.

#hatermode type post no offense to das deutsche or whatever

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