I’m reading a Punk fanfic that was started in 2013 and was still updated in 2016 and somehow this made me think…

There has to be someone, that has written a Punk fanfic and then started to hate him for stuff like for example the all out scrum or even the Colt Cabana stuff and the lawsuits

And still continued to write the fanfic but made Punk suffer more and more because “I started this fic. I have to finish it too” and then the last chapter is punk just combusting and all the other characters start just do a dance party in the style of those 2000’s computer 3D animations

Tom and Jerry: a story told by Jess at modnght when shes fucking losing it

so to give you a taste of what happens when i write late at night, heres what happened last time i turned off autocorrect and wrote at 2 am.

*backstory: my friend asked for an essay prompt so i said “prostitute falls in love with her recent customer: a pineapple” bc i was already tired and losing it and she was like “ok essay on pineapples” and said something in her essay for class “my friend jess is currently writing a story about a pineapple. it is very good” anyway i daid “what if the pineapples the prostitute” and she said “DUCK” bc typo so i decided the customer would be a duck named tom (bc we decided the pineapples name was jerry lmao) so here yall go look forwsrd to the pen15 fic tomorrow morning when i wake up and reread and remember what i did lmao

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“Who is Jerry to you? To some, he was just a pineapple, one you would skin and eat with other fruits yum yum slurp. But jerry was more than just a pineapple to m to me he was my friend my besyest friend. jerry was a kind souk. he was the sweetest pineapple i ever darn did meat lol. it all started the many years aho when i first met jerry…

"hey bois wanna prace of this sweet poneapple ass i make ur cum taste like gods piss you knownyou want that bby” jerry called to various passerbys on the bussy street. he didnt want his life to come to this knviously but he was a poor lil poneapple dude and needed the money somehow and in this day and age mobody would hire a pienapple like him everybody wanted to hire bananas and grapes these days. jerry was just happy the apples were off the market man did he hate competing against apples. they aalways thought they were so perfect because they were round amd shiny and a pretty dark shade of red or sometimes they were a pretty shiny green and yellow and the green snd yellow ones tasted discisting but they didnt care they thought they were the shit. they were so happy about theyre lil botch ass woden stems and made fun of jerry bc of his big ass leafy stem. it hurt jerrys feelings and he wished that he wasnt distantly related to the apples they wrre like second cousins twice temoved or some shit but still he shared a name woth them. he wished hcould be pinekiwi instead man the kiwis were hella cool unlike the bitch ass apples. suddly, a duck walked by. he was walking to a nearby lemonade stand to buy some grapes bc he was stuck in 2011 when he noticed jerry selling hid hot ass pornapplr body on the street cornee. he was instantly distracted from his previous missio of getting some hot ass grapes when he saw jerry. his spikeh yellow spokes. his long hreen leaves. everything about jerry made this duck wanna cross the streey so he did.

“ay tou walkin or workin baby” the duck called to the pineapple. the pineapple turned and blished.

“im working but i guess i could walk for you,” jerry giggled ad twirled a leaf making a seductive seg deg face at the duck, “whats your name bby?”

“im tom, and you are?”

“jerry. but you can all me big papple. its like pineapple but just the p and then apple and it sorta looks like papi get it lol”

“oh yeah i got it baby, how much you charge?”

“no charge for tou, for now bbay”

“in thta case lets fo”

jerey followed tom back to his place the two amking out once they got there with lots of tongue idk how kissing works bc im megavirgin™ but go with it. tom quacked in excitement as jerry ruffled his feathers literally. tom ran his beek through jerrys leafs, the two noth groaning ar the action. the two had logs of fun ifyaknowhatimean for a while and laid there happily. tom fell asleep and jerry looked lovingly at him but then was sad bc he was just a prostitute and he couldnt sgay with tom he needed money. so he left without a note or goodbye and cried as he walked to a new dtreet corner hoping tom wouldnt find him again.

jerry had many more custmers since he left tom. jerry hadnt seen tom since but tom watched jerry from afar bit it wasnt creepy he loved jerry and watched him bc he wanted to slirp his yum yum yummyness. one day jerry started to look worn down and tired after being a prositute to some scummy cucumber. tom risked everything and walked up to jerry askig ifmjerry was okay.

“jerry?”

“t-tom senpai!?” jerry stutterdd and di a anime gasp like “uh-hUH”

“yes its me jerry im sorry i couldnt just let you goni had to know youre safe are you okay baby”

“mo bby im sorry i got the hiv from a rotten old cucumner but he paid good morny but im not gonna libe so take the money tom ily”

“oh shit ilyt jerry” tom said. he leaned in for a kis agter taling the money when suddenly jerry droped his lesfs hitting the floor. he was ded he died from the cucumber hiv.

“NKOOOOOOOOOO” tom yelle as passerbys watched and slowly sang.

“mmmmmm watchaa sayuyyyyy mmmmr hat you only meant weellllll” they sang…

jerry and is love was short but it was meaningful. i may just be a duck and he may be a pineapple but together we were the romro and hulejt of modern times man and ill never get over losing my papple" jerry wiped a tear from his eye and ran from the cuneral service quaking about the loss of his papple.

chapter 2 coming soon…

*edit this was copied and pasted straigt from my notes so idk if midnight me will write a chapter two lmao