#guillermo: wait. you're not going to try to beat me to death with your dick are you? | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bottombaron · 11 months

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I, like Laszlo, am a man of science.

So take this Very Scientific graph, my remedial knowledge in math, and the very best I could do with a pixelated picture and less than perfect pose to awe at the very loose estimation of the 9-inches-upon-re-entry-onto-earth absolute monster shlong Nandor The Relentless is packing.

I mean. He could kill someone with that thing.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor #nandor the relentless #nandor: I must kill you now guillermo...#guillermo: 🥺#nandor: ...with my giant penis.#guillermo: 😀#guillermo: wait. you're not going to try to beat me to death with your dick are you?#nandor: stay still guillermoo! this takes a lot of hip strength!#if this is all I contribute to the fandom then I did good #like go look at something 9 inches long - get a sense of scale on that shit

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