#gonna go take that shower now and hopefully finally wash away any lingering dog food stink thank god its friday etc etc etc | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

wintersoldeer · 1 year

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i hope everyone who watches videos in public without headphones drops their phone into a puddle and when they go to pick it up they accidentally step too far into said puddle so their shoes and socks get all wet and when theyre worrying about that they drop their phone again and this time the screen cracks

#seems like e v e r y t i m e nowadays there someone in the train too near me watching tiktok or whatever and i dont fucking want to hear it #also i think i lost my own headphones or maybe left them at work #they were my backup headphones that i bought bc i lost my headphones or maybe left them at my parents’#also my hands still smell like salmon despite washing them like three or five times i cant wait to take an actual shower #small annoyances that ill probably forget the minute i step out of this train but until then fuck everyone who watches videos in public #without headphones and double fuck everyone who watches videos in public without headphones and feeds their dog salmon treats #also fuck me for being so... like this. with headphones and keeping them not lost do ireally need to go buy new ones a g a i n #i say #ok instead of posting i just saved this as draft bc habit so in that time ive gotten off the train and bought some shitty cheapo headphones #from tiger (which i know are shitty bc i went through like three of them in like a week some years ago and if they were shit then theyre #probably worse now. they dont even have any fun colours anymore...) and i instantly feel better #gonna go take that shower now and hopefully finally wash away any lingering dog food stink thank god its friday etc etc etc #//edit 2days later ha found my headphones!! (not the fun pink ones that i still hipe are somewhere back home but the boring gray backup ones #that i was afraid i left in the pocket of my work pants that i threw in the laundry box. i didnt! theyre safe!!)

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