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afaramir · 1 month

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just wanted to ask. do you have a denethor/thorongil playlist yet bc I am DEFINITELY interested . very very interested

oh dude this is so real. yeah u fuckin bet i do except none of them are Finished so if i share them directly ill die. but what i will do for u is bullet point the highlights. these are the ones that i scream sing dancing around my kitchen. in a vague order:

desperate measures by marianas trench

hold me like a grudge by fall out boy

true love by p!nk

holy ground by taylor swift

a mistake by fiona apple

good 4 u by olivia rodrigo

fallout by marianas trench

all you had to do was stay by taylor swift

chaser by carrie underwood

too little too late by jojo

much love thank u for being A True Real One 2 my unhinged posting LOL

#from the inbox #mirkwood #YOU DONT LIKE ME YOU JUST LIKE THE CHAAAASE!#gondor's finest situationship

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afaramir · 1 month

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last line game

@starsuncounted tagged me and i DID just write the world's craziest line in the umbar fic soooo a surprise change! from my typical "here is yet another line from the rivendell au" LOL

this is such a crazy set of lines i feel like i cant even share it. WELL HERE GOES

he has won already, enough of denethor’s trust on the battlefield. he could win the day in the council chamber as well. and if denethor trusts him - if denethor loves him - is there not a space for the steward, at the right hand of the king?

what you need to understand about this is like. aragorn is being a hopeless romantic with absolutely NO supporting evidence to be thinking the way he is like literally two seconds after thinking about how he has no choice but to discard the thorongil identity and fuck off out of gondor for a couple decades. carrie underwood youre the kinda guy who can't stay too long in the same place.mp4. the unreliable narrator of it all. and i only gave him the one pov scene after it's all over to be sooooo wildly misleading. god this fic is ridiculous but IM having fun

tagging @potatoesandsunshine @mirkwood @bossuets

#.txt #YOULL BE LOOKING FOR ME WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR MIIIEIEIEIEIEND....chaser carrie underwood denethorongil song of all time #YOU GUYS THIS ONE IS CRAZY FOR REAL. listen to me its not out of character its ridiculous not-quite-one-sided emotional toxicity. listen #gondor's finest situationship #umbar fic

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afaramir · 2 months

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creating God’s Worst Scene (umbar fic missing scene - yes i know missing scene is a crazy thing to say about a fic that is at most 3k but its not an epilogue bc im rotating a Separate epilogue and also its “missing” in the sense that it occurs when denethor is asleep and also its all inside his head - that thorongil narrates in the most wildly unreliably yearning and also selfish fashion). realizing that possibly i have created an opening for this and condolences, congratulations to be sisters. hmmm.

#.txt #by sisters i mean like theyre together in a series with cc as like. well this COULD HAVE HAPPENED in a BETTER VERSION of this timeline #ugh i just. what if we WERE steward and king together. i know ive been keeping this secret from you all this time but.#i think you might love me. and i think that that might be enough to make up for it #(it is not. but perhaps. it is? unless…)#YOU KNOW?#gondor's finest situationship #umbar fic

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afaramir · 2 months

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just thought about thorongil and denethor too hard and got so dizzy i had to lie down. like literally on the floor.

#.txt #SUNDAY NIGHT WILDING.#i should be taken out back and shot FOR REAL #gondor's finest situationship

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afaramir · 3 months

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i am so tempted to open a bottle of wine and dance around the kitchen blasting the thorongil denethor divorce playlist. GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY NOT ME GOD I WISH THAT I COULD DO THAT!!!!!

#.txt #straight up about to text my roommates to see if they’re gonna be home tonight……i want the apartment to myself….#gondor's finest situationship #denethorposting

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afaramir · 2 months

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well. this morning on my commute i accidentally dropped 500 words worth of the beginnings of The Other Scenario for denethor and thorongil (impossible unresolved sexual tension for YEARS that culminates in the One single time that they fucked that did ruin both of them a bit). its a little bit i have one chance to freely-ish acknowledge that unfortunately i have come to care about you (not exclusive from hating your guts) its a little bit anticipatory grief its a lot classic denethorongil cheeky/cunty/horny its got everything. its set directly before the siege of umbar if you know what i mean hope this helps send post

#.txt #truly it struck me with lightning like five minutes after i got on the train. god if i can keep the momentum going on this one………#there’s. a lot that they and i are not saying about that anticipatory grief thing. well the timing….Anyway!#THEYRE certainly not acknowledging it!#80% of it at least is just them having fun. in their own stupid fucked up way. 50% is them having feelings and NOT wanting to acknowledge it #(for each other. if that helps). maybe 10% at MOST is them actually dealing with their emotions. Well….what more can you expect really #denethor doesnt even Know……………..#gondor's finest situationship #man jamie if ur seeing this i know i said i wasnt writing anything else until the au was finished but unfortunately they have captured me #body and soul. and like idk its probably good for me to write something so diametrically opposite….?#umbar fic

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afaramir · 3 months

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im thinking about denethor and thorongil tonight. all im saying is that even if they didn’t fuck in real life they were both always eternally thinking about it right. and they both had psychic powers. do u know what im getting at here. do u [I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE NEW POST WINDOW][DESPERATE MEASURES BY MARIANAS TRENCH IS PLAYING]

#.txt #CREATING AN INSANE PSYCHIC PSYCHOSEXUAL MANIPULATION NARRATIVE INSIDE MY MIND!!!!!!!!#a numenorean situationship IS something that will ruin ur life forever and ever and ever </3 #I GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU IVE BEEN PUSHING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG! KISS ME JUST ONCE FOR LUCK THESE ARE DESPERATE MEASURES NOW!!#i feel like i am on drugs. i am not! it is a monday night!#it is truly late night posting time. i have no excuse for this one i feel so so deranged. sorry to anyone who thought i was a serious perso #add tags? no the people will find this one if it is meant to be #gondor's finest situationship #denethorposting

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