#god’s cringe fail attempts to bond over vintage movies
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God when his adult friends all abandon him
#nona the ninth spoilers#nona the ninth#proud father of three very talented young women!!!!#(one mia one trying to take over his empire and one who stole his breakfast this morning)#he’s gotta get an honor student bumper sticker for his flagship#god’s cringe fail attempts to bond over vintage movies#and shop talk and bad jokes#and extremely low quality beer#god dragging himself out of his depression cave long enough to try to track down some fly fishing gear#only to melt into a puddle of despair when he remembers that they’re in space#god making display of picture of his special girls mandatory#to compensate for the fact that he doesn’t know their birthdays and is in too deep to ask#he’s not a normal dad he’s an exceptionally neglectful and selfish dad
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