Thinking ab dreams,,,,

yeah cool oc asks anyway how does eri feel about all of divinitys reach seeing and respecting logan motherfuckin thackeray as the be all end all big sex god with the hottest looks? how does eri feel about all the npcs that openly profess their need to go hog on that mans face. confess

gjskgkskgkd ON ONE HAND HE FINDS IT HILARIOUS—ON THE OTHER............ that’s his dad 😰 he don’t wanna hear people talk nasty about his dad

Once he marries Arkus, it becomes the biggest like gossip thing in Divinity’s Reach—“a HUMAN, marrying a SYLVARI??? AND he’s our COMMANDER???” big people magazine type tabloids about it—someone undoubtedly approaches Eridunis and is like “did you ever crush hard on Captain Thackeray?? posters of him on your bedroom wall???” and it takes everything in him not to bend over and hurl right on their feet at the thought of it and scream “THAT is my *F A T H E R”* also he didn’t have a bedroom so he wants so badly to say that instead

i think there’s even a Goldclaw novel that’s like basically Rytlock x Logan fanfiction?? Eridunis is scarred for life when he finds it 🙃

but the times where he finds it hilarious? He rubs it in Logan’s face :) “hey Logan. hey. hey......... hey. you’ll never believe what this woman said about you when I was at the capitol last week—” “I do Not want to hear it, Eridunis” “she said she wants to eat your hair” “absolutely not. there’s no way she said that. i don’t believe you. why would you lie to me, your father”