Dragon's Dogma II - Wilhelmina

why are you only nice to me? excuse me? an hour ago you were totally screwing with dean and now you’re totally nice to me. you see, it’s the screwing with dean that’s an important step to getting here, so that i can be nice to you...so, it was a plan? what? the whole...bidding on my basket. it was a plan. okay, i’m officially starving. and officially evasive.

Lisa Edelstein for Los Angeles Magazine 

so, why’d you do it? do what? outbid dean, like that! i don't know. i guess it started as a joke just to bug him, but then he just got so mad, you know? and he is so tall. and i just...was looking at him and he's standing there all tall and mad and i just...i don't know, it was -- it was really funny. it wasn’t funny. well, if it makes you feel any better, i didn't intend to do it...does that make you feel any better?