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How I Imagine The BNA Characters Would React To Meeting Their Normal Animal Versions

Shirou & Wolf: The wolf keeps trying to be all affectionate but Shirou keeps pushing it away. Like it walks over to sniff-snoof him, Shirou pushes it away with a "No!", it tries to curiously bite his foot, again pushed away with a "No!". Finally, it just lays on top of him like a lap dog and pins Shirou down while he grumbles angrily.

Michiru & Tanuki: Michiru comes out of the room covered in scratches, bites, missing fur patches, and bleeding everywhere but cradling the tanuki like a baby with a big smile on her face. When asked, Michi replies "She loves me!".

Nazuna & Fox: Nazuna just sits on the floor with the fox hiding in a corner for a while. The fox seems terrified of Naz till she starts "PSPSPSPSPSPSP"ing and making little hand motions to lure it over. The fox comes over and Nazuna thinks this will be her Disney princess moment till the fox bites her hand really hard and scares the shit out of Nazuna. She then sits cowering in a corner nursing a fox bite while the fox does fox things.

Marie & Mink: Marie just lays on the floor on her stomach kicking her legs like a schoolgirl while watching the mink flop around like an idiot mink. Meanwhile, Marie's like "I like your vibe, kid, wanna go commit crime with me?".

Pinga & Albatross: Pinga walks out of the room with the bird on his arm like a falcon. He insists he has tamed it while it nips at his hair.

Rose & Mole Rat: Rose just walks out of the room with the rat chilling in her shirt pocket. Meanwhile, a guy is just following he like "Ma'am, ma'am? You can't take the rat with you. Ma'am, you need to give the rat back. Ma'am, please stop running. Ma'am!"

Nina & Dolphin: Nina is laughing and chitchatting with the dolphin like a teen gossip till it gets bored with her and smacks her in the face with its tail cause it's a dolphin and they are assholes.

Boris & Snake: The snake just bites Boris and injects him with so much venom based on his bad vibes alone. Nazuna and Michiru later insist on adopting the snake for that very reason. From that point on the snake is a dopey sweetheart who never bites anyone ever again.

Alan & Wolf: The wolf just cowers in the corner occasionally barking at Alan cause his vibes are so atrocious that it drives off nearby animals.

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