why do none of you seem to care about eda clawthorne. she’s a milf. she’s a loner. she’s a mother of two. she’s had a severe chronic illness since high school. she’s a genius. she’s divorced. she’s bisexual. she’s wanted by the state. her son is a god. she might be an alcoholic. she’s the world’s best sister. she has daddy issues. she’s an interdimensional scammer. she’s unscammable. she has a pet owl named owlbert. she lives in a sentient house and he is so annoying. she’s good at literally everything without even trying. she uses her exceptional talent to commit crimes every day. her limbs are detachable. she’s the baddest bitch on the boiling isles. she’s an anarchist.