#genetics are not on my side irt teeth
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glenn is the person who avoids the dentist for literal years for various reasons* only to find (to everyone’s consternation) that his teeth are in great condition, actually, and is insufferable about it for weeks.
morgan does everything right and still somehow manages to pop out a filling while flossing.
*glenn claims it’s to avoid mind control implants. everyone assumes he’s just scared of the dentist.**
**glenn lets people believe it’s the second one because the actual truth is something far more embarrassing.
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads odyssey#dungeons and daddies odyssey#glenn close#morgan freeman#glenn close dndads#dndads glenn close#morgan freeman dndads#dndads morgan freeman#musicverse#sometimes genetics are on your side and you have healthy teeth#sometimes you have to fix two of your fillings and need to go back another day to fix a third one#genetics are not on my side irt teeth
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