katana & shuriken r gen z they make gen z jokes idc what lore loops i have to hop thru to make this canon they're dumb & they make dumb incomprehensible stupid jokes & oswald hates it

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General Randomness What's the weather like right now? It’s very bright and sunny out, but January is typically one of the colder days of the year so I’m not feeling uncomfortable right now. It’s the perfectly chilly temperature I would have liked to have all year long. What are you currently sitting on? I am sitting on a chair at our dining table, which is usually where I take surveys. How many times have you brushed your teeth today? Just once.

When did you get up? I’ve been up since 8, but didn’t get out of bed until 10.

Have you been in a vehicle for more than 45 minutes today? I haven’t been in a car at all today cos I’ve only stayed home. Angela invited me to go out for some drinks but I didn’t feel like drinking or being out today, so I’ve been home the whole time.

Where is your best friend? I think Angela is at home but I’m sure she’s getting ready to go out for the aforementioned ^ drinking. I’m not sure where Gab is. How many days until Christmas? Oh wow, barely missed it, chief. There are 355ish days left, I’m guessing? Have you kissed someone today? Nope. Is your mom over 50? No, and she still has a year to go. How old were you 7 years ago? I was technically 14, but was about to turn 15 in a few months. Do you know what 'C'est la vie' means? Yep. In Gen Z lingo, it essentially means, ‘it be like that sometimes’ lmao. Do you usually take showers or baths? Showers, because we don’t have bathtubs and also because I find it much more efficient anyway. I only take baths when I’m out of town, in a fancy hotel, and want to pamper myself with bubbles and fancy body wash. What kind of bottoms are you wearing right now? I’m wearing shorts just meant for the home.

Are you wearing anything red? Yes, the pair of shorts I just talked about. What was the name of your first pet? I didn’t keep track of my first goldfish’s name but a good guess would be Goldie. I wasn’t a very creative kid, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that turned out to be right. Do you live in an apartment? Nope. I’ve been living with my parents under their roof. What color is the floor in the room you're in? Cream-ish. What was the most irritating thing to happen to you today? My thesis professor being a headache to talk to. I am genuinely baffled at how she was able to secure a very high position in my university’s administration, considering how erratic she can get. How do you feel about your most recent ex? She’s great. Do you wish at 11:11? No. Do you wish on shooting stars? I would, if they often visited on this side of the world. But they don’t, so. Do you wish on dandelions? No. There aren’t a lot where I live. Are you drinking anything right now? Mmm no, not at the moment. I finished my coffee a little while ago and while I want to make a second cup to keep myself awake, I have an early morning tomorrow so I’d want to sleep early tonight. It’s back to work for me, ugh. About how tall is your father? Not too tall. He’s like, 5′5 or 5′6.  How old is your oldest living grandparent? I only know the age of one grandparent, and that’s my 73 year old maternal grandmother. I don’t get to see my paternal grandparents a lot cos they live quite far, so with that comes my insufficient knowledge about them.  Do you know anyone who has lived to be 100+? Gab’s great-grandmother, but she passed away last November. Have you had your birthday yet this year? Nope. There’s been a mere three days into the year, so very few people would already have had their birthdays hahaha. Do you read your horoscope on a regular basis? No. You do you, but I was never a fan. It’s also a pet peeve when people use their star sign as excuses for their shitty behavior. “Sorry I acted up, I’m a Scorpio,” “I hate everybody because I’m an Aquarius,” “I ghosted them because I’m a Cancer” no it’s because you’re a bitch, Karen. Do you like the color yellow? I hate it a bit less than green (my least favorite color) only because I love the song Yellow by Coldplay and because mustard yellow isn’t that bad of a color. Are you an aunt or uncle? If my friends start having kids soon, then I’ll be an aunt. Why is your best friend your best friend? They both understand my weirdness and all my quirks and never made me feel like I was being judged. What is your hair like at the moment? Tbh it matches my top pretty well so as frizzy as my hair is at the moment, it still looks good with the tank top I have on lolol. How many times have you donated blood this year? Zero. I’m scared of needles, and even if I get over that phobia I wouldn’t be able to donate anyway because I’m underweight. Are you wearing any jewelry? No, not right now. Are you a video-gamer? I wouldn’t call myself that. I play GTA just to be a law-abiding citizen and not actually do the missions lol, I get tired of playing The Sims after ten minutes, and I only play a handful of Nintendo games. Who got married at the last wedding you went to? My mom’s brother and his then-fiancee, now one of my favorite aunts except for the facts that she’s a hardcore Duterte supporter and Marcos apologist. Do you like Chinese food? Yep, it’s one of my favorite cuisines. How far is the nearest Walmart? I can’t walk nor drive to it, that’s for sure. Have you ever been a designated driver? I’m always DD by default because I’m the only one among my friends who has a car other than JM, who also has a (much bigger) car but is terribly low-tolerance and will absolutely pass out. I get tipsy easily as well, but I sober up real quick and always make sure I’m 100% back to reality by the time I drive. Which means that I typically have to stop drinking earlier than the rest of my friends, but so long as that means I get to take everyone back home safe, it’s okay with me. What is something that always brings tears to your eyes? My mom yelling at me. Who is your 20th phone contact? My contacts aren’t numbered thus I’m too lazy to count manually. Do you have any plans to get a tattoo? It’s not completely off the table, but I’ve definitely toned down my original plans of getting tattoo sleeves and getting myself generally covered a la CM Punk (and I have to tell ya, I’m so glad I grew out of that phase). These days I prefer to have small tattoos to memorialize significant people or events, and some of my plans include my dog’s pawprint and a plate of nachos. Or a new piercing? Probably not. What would your name be if your last name was the color of your shirt? Brown. If you could find out how you would die, would you want to know? Yes. I hate the unknown and would rather be certain, no matter how ugly or nasty the certainty holds. Do you make your bed regularly? Every morning. Do you look forward to the weekend? NO. I have a 2-day meeting for my 2-day weekend. I am so dreading it. I just want to stay a lazy couch blob for another week. How much do you know about the mechanics of cars? I know how to turn a car on, go forward, reverse, brake, and open my gas tank... and that’s about it. Has anyone ever told you you should be a model? Model and beauty queen, yeah. How old was your mom when she had you? She was 26, but was turning 27 that year. Do rainy days get you down? No. I thrive on rainy days lmao. Who is the artist/band you're listening to at the moment? No music keeping me company at the moment. Do you ever take aspirin when you 'feel a headache coming on'? Not aspirin but I take a Biogesic. I dunno if those two or the same thing or not. Is there a calendar in the room you're in? Nope. Do you prefer to be in a relationship or be single? I’ve been seeing a person for technically six years, so now I prefer a relationship after being accustomed to having one for so long. If you're single, do you wish you were in a relationship? Have you ever had your heart broken? Sure. Do you live within an hour of the beach? No. I’m very far away from the beach :( How do you like your steak? Rare or medium-rare. Were you born in the 1980s? I was not. A Few Firsts What was the first sound you heard when you woke up? I woke up to the sound of my mom calling me on my phone. I was half-asleep and didn’t feel like answering, so I muted it and went back to sleep. I feel guilty now that I remember, but she didn’t call back or text me so it probably wasn’t a big deal. Who was your first best friend? It was a girl named Kaye from kinder. We were good friends for like two years, and then we got sorted to different sections in Prep and drifted apart after that. Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? I’ve said her name so many times on these surveys already. Y’all know. Who was your first date to a formal dance? I haaaateeeeed the idea of asking guys out and being in a relationship for most of high school, so I made sure I only asked my cousin for my prom. How bad was your first break up? Pretty messed up. There was a lot of tension and resentment and confusion in the beginning. Throw in my grandfather’s sudden death and me taking the UPCAT, and you have my mental health completely rattled! What was your first favorite movie? High School Musical, for sure. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 16. What was your first trip to the emergency room for? My platelet count was really low, I was in danger of getting dengue, and had to stay the night at the hospital. Then there was sticking the IV onto my wrist, upon which I made a complete scene in the emergency room and thrashed and kicked around while my (very frail) grandma (sorry, Lola) tried to hold me down with a lot of patients watching lol. Where was the first place you went today? The kitchen. Who was the first person you saw? My sister, I think. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up? I wondered why my mom called, realized I was too sleepy to care, and went back to bed. Do you remember the first time you spent the night away from home? Yupppp. I was in third grade, my club had an overnight camping thingy as its culmination activity, and it was the first time ever that I was allowed to spend the night somewhere else. I remember being around a campfire, roasting marshmallows for the first time, having to share a sleeping mat with Katreen, and her kicking me in her sleep.

Where was your first big vacation to? Boracay. What was your first job? None yet. I’ll make sure to update you by the end of the year. What was the first thing you had to drink today? Coffee.

Some Lasts Where was the location of your last kiss? My girlfriend’s car, when she dropped me back at my place. How old was the last person you kissed? 21. What was the last movie you rented? I’ve never experienced renting a movie, which definitely confirms my status as a Gen Z kid lmao. But I can tell you that the last movie I watched was Knives Out. Where was the last place you went? Other than around my house, we went to church last Tuesday night for New Year’s Eve mass. What was the last restaurant you went to? Yabu. Who was the last person to call you? My mom, this morning. Who was the last non-relative you spoke in person to? Gabie. What was the last thing you bought? I got dinner from Yabu, haha. When was the last time you drove more than an hour somewhere? December 14th. That evening was INSANE. It was Saturday + Christmas traffic, and it took me two hours to travel from Antipolo to Rita’s place in Makati. JM and I drove separately cos we were a big group - his drive took FOUR hours. Why did you last get angry? My thesis prof was doing us so fucking dirty and I couldn’t do anything about it. What color was the last vehicle you rode in? Blue-green. How long ago was your last birthday? NIne months. When did it last rain? It drizzled a little bit yesterday. What was the age difference between you and your most recent ex? A month and a half. When was the last time you used a dictionary? Maybe an hour ago for a word I used in a past survey lol. Mini iPod Shuffle: Don't Cheat, Use Whatever Song Comes Up, No Matter How Ridiculous (I have several playlists, so I’ll just use the Spotify-curated playlist made for Gab’s account called Your Top Songs 2019 hahahaha) My love song: Love song - Lana Del Rey (Wow.) My fight song: Swim Against the Tide - The Japanese House My break-up song: New Light - John Mayer The song for when I'm sad: Money - Leikeli47 The song for when I'm angry: Constant Conversations - Passion Pit My song to have sex to: Bad Girls - Tennis The song about my ex: Just the Same But Brand New - St. Vincent The song about my best friend: Juice - LIZZO The song about my crush: Seventeen - no rome My 'feel good' song: Venice Bitch - Lana Del Rey The theme song of my life: Formation - Beyoncé I literally know four of these songs, which I’ve since bolded just so y’all know that I have no idea what the other seven songs are and if they make sense with the situations at hand. Gab clearly uses her account more than I do, which should be the case anyway lmfaoooooo.

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What’s the weather like right now? >> Overcast and chilly (but above freezing). What are you currently sitting on? >> My bed. How many times have you brushed your teeth today? >> Once.

When did you get up? >> Around 8a.

Have you been in a vehicle for more than 45 minutes today? >> No, I haven’t been anywhere yet.

Where is your best friend? >> --- How many days until Christmas? >> About 350 or so. Have you kissed someone today? >> No. Is your mom over 50? >> --- How old were you 7 years ago? >> 25. Do you know what ‘C'est la vie’ means? Yep. In Gen Z lingo, it essentially means, ‘it be like that sometimes’ lmao. <-- lmao yessss Do you usually take showers or baths? >> Showers. I hate baths. What kind of bottoms are you wearing right now? >> Lounge pants with the NASA logo on them.

Are you wearing anything red? >> No. What was the name of your first pet? >> Roxie, a Rottweiler. Do you live in an apartment? >> Yes. What color is the floor in the room you’re in? >> Tan. What was the most irritating thing to happen to you today? >> Nothing irritating has happened to me yet. How do you feel about your most recent ex? >> I don’t feel anything about him. He is essentially a stranger. Do you wish at 11:11? >> No. Do you wish on shooting stars? >> No. Do you wish on dandelions? >> No. I just don’t make wishes. Are you drinking anything right now? >> No. I need to refill my water bottle. About how tall is your father? >> --- How old is your oldest living grandparent? >> --- Do you know anyone who has lived to be 100+? >> I don’t. Have you had your birthday yet this year? >> No. Do you read your horoscope on a regular basis? >> No. I read Big Sky Astrology weekly to keep up with what’s going on in the solar system, and I’m slowly learning how to interpret transits, but I don’t get anything out of horoscopes. Do you like the color yellow? >> Yeah. Are you an aunt or uncle? >> No. Why is your best friend your best friend? >> --- What is your hair like at the moment? >> It’s just there, on my head. How many times have you donated blood this year? >> Zero. Also, all these “this year” questions are funny to me because it’s literally the third of January. Are you wearing any jewelry? >> Just piercing jewelry. Are you a video-gamer? >> Yes. I’m going to be gaming after I’m done taking surveys. Who got married at the last wedding you went to? >> Somebody in Sparrow’s family. I can never keep track of all those people. Do you like Chinese food? >> I like non-Americanised Chinese food. How far is the nearest Walmart? >> About a ten-minute drive. Have you ever been a designated driver? >> No, because 1) I don’t drive and 2) I drink. What is something that always brings tears to your eyes? >> I don’t know about always. Who is your 20th phone contact? >> --- Do you have any plans to get a tattoo? >> No tattoo plans, because no tattoo money. But I always have the desire. Or a new piercing? >> Meh, I’m over it. What would your name be if your last name was the color of your shirt? >> Mordred Black. If you could find out how you would die, would you want to know? >> No. Do you make your bed regularly? >> No. I leave the top sheet and blankets turned down so the bed can air out when I’m not in it. Do you look forward to the weekend? >> Yeah. I look forward to the class I’m going to be taking. How much do you know about the mechanics of cars? >> Not very much. Just what little I remember from childhood (my father worked on his car a lot). Has anyone ever told you you should be a model? >> Yeah. How old was your mom when she had you? >> I don’t know, mid-20s or something. My father was a cradle-robber. Do rainy days get you down? >> Not unless there’s a lot of them in a row, or I haven’t seen the Sun in days and days. Who is the artist/band you’re listening to at the moment? >> None. Do you ever take aspirin when you 'feel a headache coming on’? >> No, I take naproxen sodium for headaches. Is there a calendar in the room you’re in? >> No. Do you prefer to be in a relationship or be single? >> I’m fine where I am. If you’re single, do you wish you were in a relationship? >> --- Have you ever had your heart broken? >> Yes. Do you live within an hour of the beach? >> Kind of. We’re about an hour, hour and a half away from Lake Michigan. How do you like your steak? >> I don’t eat steak. Were you born in the 1980s? >> Yes. What was the first sound you heard when you woke up? >> I don’t know. Who was your first best friend? >> --- Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? >> Meh. Who was your first date to a formal dance? >> Meh. How bad was your first break up? >> Technically, my first “break-up” was a death. What was your first favorite movie? >> I don’t know. How old were you when you had your first kiss? >> --- What was your first trip to the emergency room for? >> I don’t know when my first trip to the emergency room was. The first one I remember was because of self-injury. Where was the first place you went today? >> The bathroom. Who was the first person you saw? >> I haven’t seen anyone yet. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up? >> I don’t know. Do you remember the first time you spent the night away from home? >> Vaguely.

Where was your first big vacation to? >> New Orleans. What was your first job? >> Food service. What was the first thing you had to drink today? >> Water.

Where was the location of your last kiss? >> Right here, most likely. How old was the last person you kissed? >> He has no age. What was the last movie you rented? >> I don’t remember the last movie I rented, I usually just watch them on subscription services. Where was the last place you went? >> The Wayland house. What was the last restaurant you went to? >> Uh... Sushi Kuni, I believe. Who was the last person to call you? >> --- Who was the last non-relative you spoke in person to? >> Sparrow. What was the last thing you bought? >> I don’t remember. When was the last time you drove more than an hour somewhere? >> --- Why did you last get angry? >> I don’t remember. What color was the last vehicle you rode in? >> Silver. How long ago was your last birthday? >> About seven months ago. When did it last rain? >> I don’t know, a few days ago I think. What was the age difference between you and your most recent ex? >> A couple of years. When was the last time you used a dictionary? >> I used dictionary.com to see what the word of the day was. (It’s “hibernaculum”.)